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09-20-2005, 12:02 PM
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#676
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Scat
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would it be so wrong to be a little late to work because I went out of my way to get donuts?
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You need to find better outside counsel. My firm would hire someone to be bringing you donuts each morning if you gave me work. Your time is too valuable. FWIW, I don't know anything about ERISA- but I am willing to learn.
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09-20-2005, 12:05 PM
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#677
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Next week, dtb instructs the desk on the proper hyphenation of "the boom-boom room."
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Originally posted by Not Bob
The HR folks will be so happy to hear how well you are fitting in at the trading desk.
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Apparently the guys at dtb's desk do not mind women writing on them.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2005, 12:06 PM
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#678
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Scat
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would it be so wrong to be a little late to work because I went out of my way to get donuts?
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To the contrary. I think it would be wrong if you DIDN'T go out of your way to get donuts -- lateness be damned! |
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09-20-2005, 12:07 PM
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#679
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Scat
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You need to find better outside counsel. My firm would hire someone to be bringing you donuts each morning if you gave me work. Your time is too valuable. FWIW, I don't know anything about ERISA- but I am willing to learn.
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Why not ship in motor city bagels? With two kinds of cheese there should be enough fat for fringey.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-20-2005, 12:12 PM
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#680
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Scat
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Why not ship in motor city bagels? With two kinds of cheese there should be enough fat for fringey.
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Nice.
One less firm in the running.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2005, 12:25 PM
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#681
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Gas
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So it's perfectly safe for people to eat the bedshit? I really think he was correct on the dangers of ingesting feces -- or, the rest of the world has bought into his insanity with the "must not dump raw sewage in drinking water" and "rimming can be dangerous" messages out there.
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No, it's pretty fucking far from "perfectly safe," but it's easier to achieve homeostasis when you're exposed to the same bacterial populations over and over. By contrast, you can't build up resistance when you're a promiscuous ass-licker. Ingesting your own feces is risky; ingesting the feces of your SO is somewhat riskier; ingesting the feces of strangers is really really bad.
Answers to your questions here, and here, and here, and a few you don't want answered about roundworms here. {Spree: no pics, but the last link may put you off third world sex tourism.}
Hi, Burger! |
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09-20-2005, 12:28 PM
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#682
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Gas
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, it's pretty fucking far from "perfectly safe," but it's easier to achieve homeostasis when you're exposed to the same bacterial populations over and over. By contrast, you can't build up resistance when you're a promiscuous ass-licker. Ingesting your own feces is risky; ingesting the feces of your SO is somewhat riskier; ingesting the feces of strangers is really really bad.
Answers to your questions here, and here, and here, and a few you don't want answered about roundworms here. {Spree: no pics, but the last link may put you off third world sex tourism.}
Hi, Burger!
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You disappear from the FB for months and you come back for this?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2005, 12:31 PM
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#683
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Gas
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You disappear from the FB for months and you come back for this?
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Apparently his employer has now given him clearance to discuss assplay and scat during business hours. Lucky us! |
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09-20-2005, 12:31 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Gas
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You disappear from the FB for months and you come back for this?
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Please. You don't think Fringey was shining that question like the bat light to draw him back?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2005, 12:50 PM
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#685
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Gas
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Please. You don't think Fringey was shining that question like the bat light to draw him back?
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I don't understand about the cheese and bagels thing, but you can count law firms so it would be one fewer firm, not one less firm. I think.
I did not get donuts. I went to starbucks by CAA, and people were discussing the crap numbers on "[something] Legal" or "Legal [something]" and setting up a meeting. Rob or Bob or something. Someone please let me know if this is an identifiably famous agent or something so that I can stop worrying that I have never seen anyone famous here.
I think str8 would fit in well in that starbucks.
I owed Atticus for his excellent travelling-up-the-coast advice. |
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09-20-2005, 12:53 PM
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#686
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Gas
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I owed Atticus for his excellent travelling-up-the-coast advice.
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Tossing him a bone, as it were? |
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09-20-2005, 01:03 PM
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#687
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Gas
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, it's pretty fucking far from "perfectly safe," but it's easier to achieve homeostasis when you're exposed to the same bacterial populations over and over. By contrast, you can't build up resistance when you're a promiscuous ass-licker. Ingesting your own feces is risky; ingesting the feces of your SO is somewhat riskier; ingesting the feces of strangers is really really bad.
Answers to your questions here, and here, and here, and a few you don't want answered about roundworms here. {Spree: no pics, but the last link may put you off third world sex tourism.}
Hi, Burger!
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Well, the true beauty of scat is the smearing, not the eating. Some of it is sheer artistry. The pros I’ve read about are not just street corner “chocolate submariners” or “soft servers.” There is a craft to this art, and it starts with texture. I’m told the industry standard is a huge ingestion of black beans (no chilis, onions or any other additives to modify color, or create "corning") and peanut butter. This goes on like the best latex paint available, and is easily differentiates from poseurs using chocolate syrup mixed with baking flour. I’m told eating, a/k/a “dinner” went out with KC and the Sunshine Band and Dorothy Stratton. Even disccussing it on set these days is considered poor taste.
It goes without saying that amongst true professionals and afficionados, the use of even Mucilex is considered mortal sin. Fetishists who prefer the high volume “shotgun” approach achieved with bulk fiber and quadruple espressos or cocaine have been banned for years. If they ssee you guzling a box of raisins and a Starbucks in the motel parking lot, you won't even be allowed into the shoot.
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09-20-2005, 01:12 PM
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#688
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Gas
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Originally posted by dtb
Tossing him a bone, as it were?
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More like tossing him a Baby Ruth. |
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09-20-2005, 01:13 PM
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#689
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Scat
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would it be so wrong to be a little late to work because I went out of my way to get donuts?
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Are you bringing enough for everyone? |
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09-20-2005, 01:16 PM
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#690
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Perhaps Favre's decision to stick it out one more season wasn't the best he could have made.
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