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Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-22-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Now that is a GREAT idea: a lawtalk online dating service.

Plus, imagine how many people would sign up looking for a sugar daddy or sugar momma . . .

It ccould be done. Seriously, I have seen a "personals" add-on for the software we use. The problem is that people wouldn't really use it for anything other than to make up funny, phoney ads. So, despite the humor value it could have, I doubt we will be adding it.

leagleaze · 05-22-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm surprised you didn't modernize that final line.

Throwing a throw?

05-22-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Leagl
Call me Yente.

Isn't yente (sp?) Hebrew for gossip? I seem to recall that the female role was a gossip who also made matches. I think.

evenodds · 05-22-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm surprised you didn't modernize that final line.

Like this?

matchmaker, matchmaker, let me pay you $10,000 so you can introduce me to reasonably interesting people with commitment issues and plenty of emotional baggage . . .

05-22-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It ccould be done. Seriously, I have seen a "personals" add-on for the software we use. The problem is that people wouldn't really use it for anything other than to make up funny, phoney ads. So, despite the humor value it could have, I doubt we will be adding it.

I think that THAT is precisely why we should add it; for the (potential) comedic value.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-22-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by kafka_esquire
I think that THAT is precisely why we should add it; for the (potential) comedic value.

I don't think we have, as a group, shown enough comedic potential to justify the bandwidth and server space such an endeavor would consume.

Now, if we could restrict it so that humorless twits like myself couldn't post ads, I'd be all for it.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-22-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Now that is a GREAT idea: a lawtalk online dating service.

Isn't Slave the primary shareholder in this corporation already?

Thurgreed(I assume I'm late to the party with this joke)Marshall

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-22-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't Slave the primary shareholder in this corporation already?

Thurgreed(I assume I'm late to the party with this joke)Marshall

"share" being the key word in that sentence.

:siren:

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-22-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I don't think we have, as a group, shown enough comedic potential to justify the bandwidth and server space such an endeavor would consume.

ARE YOU JOKING? We're still talking about using this place to find, date and/or fuck each other, right? Because if we are, this place is a regular riot.

TM

Atticus Grinch · 05-22-2003, 06:11 PM

I feel the time has come to resurrect "Battle of the Network Stars." It would be helpful to know whether these people have any talents before it's their turn to host SNL.

Plus, we could watch the chick from JAG throw knives at a blindfolded Simon Cowell. I'm getting a woody just thinking about it.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-22-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I feel the time has come to resurrect "Battle of the Network Stars." It would be helpful to know whether these people have any talents before it's their turn to host SNL.

Plus, we could watch the chick from JAG throw knives at a blindfolded Simon Cowell. I'm getting a woody just thinking about it.

Why did that post just make an image of Mark Gastineau pop into my head?

fufu · 05-22-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Plus, we could watch the chick from JAG throw knives at a blindfolded Simon Cowell. I'm getting a woody just thinking about it.

Atticus, I didn't know you were into pregnant, knife-throwing chicks wearing military uniform.

NotFromHere · 05-22-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I don't think we have, as a group, shown enough comedic potential to justify the bandwidth and server space such an endeavor would consume.

What? Are you kidding? Why the potential "photoshopped" pictures of mdjd (aka Ass of the Week) would be worth it all by themselves!
:trout:

leagleaze · 05-22-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? Are you kidding? Why the potential "photoshopped" pictures of mdjd (aka Ass of the Week) would be worth it all by themselves!
:trout:

Something like:

SGWF, seeks SGF, race unimportant, spiritual but not religious, for long walks by the river, good food, great wine. Prefer someone who likes to eat out.

:bow2:

evenodds · 05-22-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Prefer someone who likes to eat out.

:bow2:

So, that's what the kids call it these days?