New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Shape Shifter]

He wouldn't have noticed.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/orego...0381284091.xml

(man pleads guilty to involuntary manslaughter after killing friend who gave him a beer can filled with urine)

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fingerman aka Sore Jaw Lay needs to go. I'm sorry.

THank you for the brutal honesty. Bout time someone said that- I jsut needed it confirmed. Not that I dont taste delicous or anything, but yeah. Problem is that the chemistry is off with that other guy (he has the most annoying laugh- think Fozzie Bear with a Ted Kennedy accent), so I will be down to scratch. Which is rough around the holidays. What to do?

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
No, I think he meant "most men find it difficult to prolong their orgasm." Because, as you point out, a prolonged orgasm is a good thing. One might have difficulty prolonging an orgasm for the same reasons one might have difficulty delaying it.

BR(or so I'd guess - I'm obviously not speaking from experience here, having the wrong equipment to test my hypothesis)C

PS: I propose that we designate "rear entry" as non-anal from behind, and refer to anal as "in through the out door." Just because I've been listening to old Prince recently.

So men have the lamest orgasms doing it from the rear behind? And we have the best ones that way? Making the simulatenious climax even more of an urban myth than it already was. Men? Confirm or refute please.

[purse junkie]

You're much improved since the Thorazine kicked in. Glad to see it!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
....so I will be down to scratch. Which is rough around the holidays. What to do?

You could post about sex here.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which is rough around the holidays. What to do?

View this as an opportunity to enjoy a full holiday social calendar without the forced sentimentality and shopping for cufflinks. The holidays are a time of magic and wonder if you're single. Enjoy the spontaneity and remember to throw out any attachments with the cheese log after the final bowl game.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
your sanctioning of the murder of multiple innocent animals after a lifetime of living in tiny quarters where they were treated inhumanely, all so you can look like a hooker on what used to be 42nd street while you think you are all classy bc you live in Ct. Glad you are still with us. Keep up the mindless, selfish hysterics for your fans. And be sure to have some veal for dinner. WHo cares about animal suffering so long as you are fat and whored out? You can still be self-righetous about someting I am sure.

Which reminds me, I was recently on a trip to a different city, where I had a lovely brunch of pates and fois gras - and then had a luxurious dinner in a steakhouse with a lovely, rare Filet Mignon seated in a comfy banquet adorned with mink.

Tonight I think I will order the Veal Chop

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The holidays are a time of magic and wonder if you're single. Enjoy the spontaneity and remember to throw out any attachments with the cheese log after the final bowl game.

I believe you meant to say:

"The holidays are a time of magic wand if you're single."

Or maybe that's just what I wished you said.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Which reminds me, I was recently on a trip to a different city, where I had a lovely brunch of pates and fois gras - and then had a luxurious dinner in a steakhouse with a lovely, rare Filet Mignon seated in a comfy banquet adorned with mink.

Tonight I think I will order the Veal Chop

s'okay. you were already self-righteous today about organ donation.*

the world is still in order.


*and isn't that what foie gras is all about?

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic Originally posted by paigowprincess
Keep up the mindless, selfish hysterics for your fans. And be sure to have some veal for dinner. WHo cares about animal suffering so long as you are fat and whored out? You can still be self-righetous about someting I am sure

This lunatic is on my ignore list, so I wouldn't have caught this gem had you not posted it. This post is dripping with hipocrisy...like blood from a fine porterhouse steak.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Which reminds me, I was recently on a trip to a different city, where I had a lovely brunch of pates and fois gras - and then had a luxurious dinner in a steakhouse with a lovely, rare Filet Mignon seated in a comfy banquet adorned with mink.

Tonight I think I will order the Veal Chop

Which is perfectly understandable for a narcissist who has nothing to talk about but himself and lives for others acknoledgment of himself. You are a born liver eater and animal torturer bc you have a pure inability to think of anyone but yourself and how you are perceived by others. Its what you do.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe you meant to say:

"The holidays are a time of magic wand if you're single."

Or maybe that's just what I wished you said.

You may be on to something here. Something about the Swank centerfold in a santahat always gets to me. Ah, the holidays.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Monuments of some sort, like gravestones, are important for the living. If you want to go deep, that's fine, but don't keep your wife and kids from having a place to visit.

I think places to visit the dead are overrated. I've never been to my brother and dad's grave site (dead 24 and 9 years respectively). Truth be known, I'm not even 100% sure my dad's name is on the plaque.

I think of them often and I think that's good enough. Being in a cemetary, where it seems rude to laugh out loud, is not conducive to telling funny stories about them and whatnot.

I will be cremated and maybe have my ashes scattered in some random place so that my family never feels the need to come and visit "me".

With regard to the gender of doctors, my latest GP is female. I haven't thought much about it but I think I prefer her checking my nuts and prostate than a male doctor. But it's not a real strong preference or anything.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Godspeed.

I am such a dork.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Tonight I think I will order the Veal Chop

Please don't on my account (or on Psycho's). I actually don't eat veal.

P(but I really, really miss it!)J