Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 465

NotFromHere · 05-23-2003, 01:49 PM

For those of you with beautiful children, here's a photo contest...

beautiful children photo contest

Brought to you by John and Patsy Ramsey.:dance2:

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-23-2003, 01:50 PM

At what age are you too old to bong a beer?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-23-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For those of you with beautiful children, here's a photo contest...

beautiful children photo contest

Brought to you by John and Patsy Ramsey.:dance2:

My god. Are the girls just painted?

Leona Helmsley doesn't use that much makeup.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-23-2003, 01:52 PM

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At what age are you too old to bong a beer?

Isn't that the coach who just get fired from Iowa state?

notcasesensitive · 05-23-2003, 01:55 PM

Even better than the first posted story --

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yarnovitz1.html

[spree - drunk, exposed monseignor gropes hotel workers and police officers while repeating "michael" and "suck my cock"]

So does he want Michael to suck his cock or will anyone do?

NotFromHere · 05-23-2003, 01:56 PM

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My god. Are the girls just painted? Leona Helmsley doesn't use that much makeup.

Creepy isn't it? Stepford kids.
At first, I thought they were dolls. Then I thought that their creepy parents must have used some weird cosmetic paint - or else they're robots from space.

Replaced_Texan · 05-23-2003, 01:58 PM

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Creepy isn't it? Stepford kids.
At first, I thought they were dolls. Then I found out that their creepy parents must have used some weird cosmetic paint - or else they're robots from space.

You can tell that they're not right. They probably haven't blinked since they were born.

I started rapidly blinking in sympathy.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-23-2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will Ferrell Bonging a Beer

At what age are you too old to bong a beer?

Only at the point when you can no longer swallow.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 05-23-2003, 02:02 PM

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Only at the point when you can no longer swallow.

Was going to comment on some of my SO's from college. Naaahh, too easy...

ABBAKiss · 05-23-2003, 02:04 PM

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[spree - drunk, exposed monseignor gropes hotel workers and police officers while repeating "michael" and "suck my cock"]

The mental image of this debacle is ruining my otherwise fantastic morning. Old wrinkly men naked from the waist down, save one sock (probably a black dress sock), just don't do it for me.

Reminds me of the time the drunk gypsy man started fondling me, I pushed him away and told him to go to hell, and he spat in my face. That was a fun day.

andViolins · 05-23-2003, 02:11 PM

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The mental image of this debacle is ruining my otherwise fantastic morning. Old wrinkly men naked from the waist down, save one sock (probably a black dress sock), just don't do it for me.

Reminds me of the time the drunk gypsy man started fondling me, I pushed him away and told him to go to hell, and he spat in my face. That was a fun day.

SCREW YOU, YOU LITTLE TRAMP! I said I was tipsy. TIPSY!!!

a[oh, and by the way. nice TITS!]V

SlaveNoMore · 05-23-2003, 02:12 PM

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ABBAKiss
Old wrinkly men naked from the waist down, save one sock, just don't do it for me.

I take it you will be avoiding the Red Hot Chili Peppers reunion tour in 2017 when it plays a Six Flags near you.

not7y(Suck my Kiss)S

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-23-2003, 02:12 PM

How come no one told me this book was so good?

ABBAKiss · 05-23-2003, 02:16 PM

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I take it you will be avoiding the Red Hot Chili Peppers reunion tour in 2017 when it plays a Six Flags near you.

not7y(Suck my Kiss)S

I \|/ Anthony Keidis.

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-23-2003, 02:48 PM

Chicago: Anyone wanting to read a good book about Chicago should read Nature's Metropolis , by William Cronon, about Chicago's rise in the 19th century, and about the industries that made it big. Fantastic.

John Irving: Owen Meany? Ugh. John Irving is just a little too didactic and pleased with himself there for my taste. He does what he does well, but I don't like what he does.