It's all about me

[Hank Chinaski]

first post of the day is me asking the old timers to explain about plated. the post is completely ignored, which might be a positive sign that no one wants to be seen as an insider know-it-all old schooler because they'll cause people to poke their eyes out.

but it might also mean I'm on lots of ignore lists.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why? my mother used to tell my sisters to wear a bra.

She never had to tell me that (for obvious reasons) and I'm the fucked-up one. My sisters turned out fine.

It's not the same. Mothers can talk to their daughters about bras and the crimson tide and shit. Fathers can talk to their sons about protecting the package.

Mothers shouldn't be discussing penises with their sons in such a cavalier manner. Of course this doesn't mean that if he has a question or if she needs to inform him of something that he needs to know, she can't discuss it with him. But having a boy grow up saying things like, "Mommy, I like when my penis flops around," can lead to no good for the poor lad. Just ask his future girlfriends who will never be as good as mommy. (Yez, I know he's young, but it's never to early to imprint something on the mind.)

Would you want to hear the following from your husband?: "I prefer boxers, but I wear briefs because Mommy once told me that's how it should be, even though I told her I like it when my penis flops around."

Good God. Think: Unhealthy obsession with mommy.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[TM waxes on and on about his mother issues]
TM

This is such a corner piece of the puzzle.

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
first post of the day is me asking the old timers to explain about plated. the post is completely ignored, which might be a positive sign that no one wants to be seen as an insider know-it-all old schooler because they'll cause people to poke their eyes out.

but it might also mean I'm on lots of ignore lists.

Last time I saw him, he was doing a perp walk for Spitzer.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
This is such a corner piece of the puzzle.

I knew you were full of shit on the ignore front.

And the mommy obsession is nothing new. That's why I'm always smacking yours around. The bitch won't learn.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I knew you were full of shit on the ignore front.

And the mommy obsession is nothing new. That's why I'm always smacking yours around. The bitch won't learn.

TM

I wasn't logged in when I saw that, and I thought it WAS a corner piece of your puzzle.

Take it easy. Why are you such a one-trick-pony with the "I fucked your mother" shit? That's been weak since tenth grade. Help a brother out and get a better slam.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I wasn't logged in when I saw that, and I thought it WAS a corner piece of your puzzle.

Take it easy. Why are you such a one-trick-pony with the "I fucked your mother" shit? That's been weak since tenth grade. Help a brother out and get a better slam.

Is a corner piece to a puzzle really all that important anyway? I mean as I recall the corner piece is typically just a clump of grass or a hint of a cloud. Seems like if you want to understand a person you'd want something more in the middle of the puzzle. Something closer to the breasts or the package.*


*send your photos to NFH for posting to the adult board.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Too late. But thanks. Perhaps we should meet.

You don't need me to shave your calluses do you? Ick! I won't do it.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
You don't need me to shave your calluses do you? Ick! I won't do it.

You hurt me so.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The censors must have loved that.

So long as someone loves that show -- I found it utterly unwatchable.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You hurt me so.

Sorry, I'm not really in to S&M. But light nipple tweaks are nice.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry, I'm not really in to S&M. But light nipple tweaks are nice.

Finally, we agree on something. See you at 6:00.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Finally, we agree on something. See you at 6:00.

Damn these time zones! I'm an hour late already. I'm on my way.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
So long as someone loves that show -- I found it utterly unwatchable.

Come on, the cell phone in the bathroom was hysterical. But I guess you either love or hate British humor. You probably hate AbFab too. And Monty Python.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You probably hate AbFab too. And Monty Python.

I don't get the references. Would you post some unedited examples?