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Old 07-28-2004, 10:00 PM   #691
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Of course. No brainer.

IMHO, you've got to be single and childless, or have a really bad relationship with your spouse and kids, to even think there's a question in there.
What if it meant that you would get man boobs engorged with milk? Varicose viens? A lax pelvic floor leading to urinary incontinence later in life? Stretch marks? Saggy boobs? Hemmorrhoids? Excess skin on your abdomen that just hangs there?

Any other men who would do this?
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:02 PM   #692
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What if it meant that you would get man boobs engorged with milk? Varicose viens? A lax pelvic floor leading to urinary incontinence later in life? Stretch marks? Saggy boobs? Hemmorrhoids? Excess skin on your abdomen that just hangs there?

Any other men who would do this?
This should confirm for all that you are definitely a woman.
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:05 PM   #693
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You're not even that.

sentient, not sentiant
I spelled it right 9 times out of 10 and for this board, those are great stats. I also have AWESOME boobs.
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Popular T-shirt at the Dem Convention. Hmm. Wonder how many really do wish it were rare?

http://www.tampabays10.com/aroundthe...x?storyid=9263
  • St Petersburg, Florida - Trendy t-shirts are part of the back-to-school fashion but one carries a message that’s stirring controversy.

    The t-shirt is sold on the Planned Parenthood website for 15 dollars with the message, “I had an abortion.” The organization’s president Gloria Feldt says the goal is to take the shame away from women who choose an abortion.
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:11 PM   #695
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What if it meant that you would get man boobs engorged with milk? Varicose viens? A lax pelvic floor leading to urinary incontinence later in life? Stretch marks? Saggy boobs? Hemmorrhoids? Excess skin on your abdomen that just hangs there?
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This should confirm for all that you are definitely a woman.
No, it should confirm for all that you are definitely childless. For now. If only the bridge traffic would lighten up for the day . . . .
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:12 PM   #696
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I spelled it right 9 times out of 10 and for this board, those are great stats. I also have AWESOME boobs.
We have only your word for the truth of either of those statements. Frankly, for me that's not enough. Either show us a 90% correct spell rate or pictures of your TITS!
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What if it meant that you would get man boobs engorged with milk? Varicose viens ? A lax pelvic floor leading to urinary incontinence later in life? Stretch marks? Saggy boobs? Hemmorrhoids? Excess skin on your abdomen that just hangs there?

Any other men who would do this?
Any man or woman who is too shallow to see that none of those things compares to what you get in return (I'm not referring to those who choose not to have kids for other reasons and there's NWWT) has something seriously wrong with them and shouldn't be having kids anyway.

Plus, the stretch marks fade........right??????

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p.s. Your stats are falling. Out with the boobies.
 
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you are definitely childless.
Does that mean that you would volunteer to be pregnant? So far, only GGG says he would do it. Of course, that was before I brought up the man boobs.
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Any man or woman who is too shallow to see that none of those things compares to what you get in return (I'm not referring to those who choose not to have kids for other reasons and there's NWWT) has something seriously wrong with them and shouldn't be having kids anyway.

Plus, the stretch marks fade........right??????

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p.s. Your stats are falling. Out with the boobies.
IF you are a girl, are you a gay?
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:22 PM   #700
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Does that mean that you would volunteer to be pregnant? So far, only GGG says he would do it. Of course, that was before I brought up the man boobs.
It's difficult for me to wrap my brain around this hypo, but I think that the hypothetical me would do it, assuming the procedure were as commonplace for men as birth is for women, no more, no less, and my child wouldn't be freakish as a result of em's unorthodox entry into the world.

What was the point here, again?

The re: line reminds me of "Of Thee We Sing, Dead Babies," the stirring show-stopper from "Medea: The Musical." Just had to get that off my chest.
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No, it should confirm for all that you are definitely childless. For now. If only the bridge traffic would lighten up for the day . . . .
My point was that a man would not think to ask another man whether he was prepared for things like an extra fat roll on his stomach. It just wouldn't happen.
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What was the point here, again?
Got me. Is there usually a point being made on this board?
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Are you a boy or a girl?
IF you are a girl, are you a gay?
1) Hmm....I thought it was obvious.
2) Why do you ask? Are gays better spellers?
 
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What if it meant that you would get man boobs engorged with milk? Varicose viens? A lax pelvic floor leading to urinary incontinence later in life? Stretch marks? Saggy boobs? Hemmorrhoids? Excess skin on your abdomen that just hangs there?

Any other men who would do this?
Ooooh, I get to breast feed, too!

You forgot about the episiotomy and other horrors that dominated board discussion a few days ago.
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Are you a boy or a girl?

IF you are a girl, are you a gay?
She's all woman.
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