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06-13-2005, 06:05 PM
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#691
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Query for the Gang
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a nice old man trims his ear hair.
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It still isn't funny.
Unless you're sharing what the shampoo girl at the salon told you this last weekend. In which case, it's mildly amusing.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-13-2005, 06:06 PM
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#692
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Brad Pitt
Jesus, I said be discrete.
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But I don't consist of unconnected distinct parts! You're asking the impossible! |
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06-13-2005, 06:07 PM
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#693
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But I don't consist of unconnected distinct parts! You're asking the impossible!
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I can't believe you're dating that idiot. |
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06-13-2005, 06:07 PM
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#694
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm going to use it to replace my current fake restaurant reservation name, which is Fluteyblootnort.
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Of late, I have been amusing the children by changing the name I give at restaurants. They get a giggle out of it, and for some reason, Ludwig and Consuela seem to get called a lot faster than Tax.
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06-13-2005, 06:08 PM
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#695
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can't believe you're dating that idiot.
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Fringey likes him. |
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06-13-2005, 06:09 PM
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#696
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I Weep
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did Chris have no friends and a really, really fat ass?
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I'm not sure about the ass part.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-13-2005, 06:09 PM
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#697
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Fringey likes him.
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Yeah, but I like 'em big and stu-pid.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-13-2005, 06:09 PM
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#698
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Jacko feed
Has anyone lost their livestream to this thing?>
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06-13-2005, 06:10 PM
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#699
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If rioting breaks out over this trial, I may have to move to Mexico.
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I'll go in on a place with you. After last weeks dope ruling from the Geriatric Star Chamber, I'm ready to call it a day and let them burn this shithole to the ground. I think the time may be right for me to become the next Tim Leary. I am going to dose my old lady until she's scrambled like Syd Barrett, sell the house, buy some multicolored capes, a few paisley top hats, some court jester outfits, and hit the road in a van. My theme will be "Fuck America." Nothing complicated; just complaints, drugs and live music, the way a good movement ought to work.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-13-2005, 06:10 PM
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#700
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Jacko feed
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Has anyone lost their livestream to this thing?>
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No sound, but I can still see your sign. |
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06-13-2005, 06:11 PM
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#701
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
the Geriatric Star Chamber
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This is awesome. |
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06-13-2005, 06:11 PM
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#702
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Flounder at Last
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Past
Posts: 48
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I Weep
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did Chris have no friends and a really, really fat ass?
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Interesting. does this mean the monochrome-tie look that I was advocating around Post 30 has finally fallen into vogue. Wow, and I was flamed hard for that (thanks Regis).
As for the Windsor: (a) designers better start making longer ties, because if I tie a Winsor knot, the tie usually hangs at my navel and (b) spread collars must return, because Windsor knots looks asinine with standard collars. |
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06-13-2005, 06:12 PM
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#703
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Jacko feed
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Originally posted by ironweed
No sound, but I can still see your sign.
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Will Work For Food isn't mine. |
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06-13-2005, 06:12 PM
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#704
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In the thrall of Angelina
Posts: 27
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can't believe you're dating that idiot.
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
Hate me because I am beautiful, mega-rich, and am fucking every superhot piece of trim on the planet. Hi gwinky!
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I've re-branded myself.
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06-13-2005, 06:13 PM
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#705
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Jacko feed
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Will Work For Food isn't mine.
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Hers has something about 12 Galaxies.
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