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12-02-2005, 02:54 PM
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#691
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Attention! dtb! Look this way!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Fringey thinks I'm wonderful.
I should quit before I do something to fuck this up.
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12-02-2005, 02:55 PM
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#692
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Attention! dtb! Look this way!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't quit. We would miss you.
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Okay. Who are you and what have you done with Fringey?
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12-02-2005, 02:56 PM
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#693
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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So
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You people are of no help whatsoever regarding studies on long-term success of affair-relationships? Do none of you watch Dr Phil? It is times like this that I seriously regret scaring Atticus off of the FB. Worthless. You all are.
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My sister had Thanksgiving dinner with my grandfather's mistress. My grandfather has been dead since 1988, but his mistress is apparently still mooning over him as of November 24, 2005. ("Your grandfather was the most hansome man I ever knew... He was so tall! 6'2"*! And handsome. Pass me another bottle of wine, will ya.")
Seems that affair-relationship worked well as far as his mistress was concerned. Of course, he stayed married to my grandmother (also her best friend, if the mistress is to be believed) all those years, and he cheated on his mistress, too. According to my father, the affair-relationship lasted at least 30 years, and there was that two year period after my grandmother died but before my grandfather died that they had each other.
*ed. comment, he was maybe 5'10". But the woman barley tops 5 feet. Everyone is tall to her.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 12-02-2005 at 03:00 PM..
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12-02-2005, 03:08 PM
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#694
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Squirrels on college campuses also seem to have abnormally large balls. I wonder how they manage to get up those trees comfortably lugging those nutsacks around.
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As seen on RT's college campus:
I miss Paigow. Sniff.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-02-2005, 03:14 PM
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#695
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Attention! dtb! Look this way!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay. Who are you and what have you done with Fringey?
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I've gone new age-y and SoCal? |
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12-02-2005, 03:33 PM
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#696
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Market your clients, kids.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It wasn't about you hating me. It was about me hating you, jackass, and I so totally did loathe and detest you.
Maybe I'm in a better place now (adjacent to ncs's perfect planet). Maybe you are. Maybe we both are.
Nirvana!
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Yeah, I'm wonking, but I couldn't not say this: This post makes me sick.
(On another note, while avoiding so many other opportunities to post as I catch up, I was wondering how hard it is for nfh to secretly read the board without posting any of her typical garbage.)
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12-02-2005, 03:36 PM
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#697
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Market your clients, kids.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah, I'm wonking, but I couldn't not say this: This post makes me sick.
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Why? |
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12-02-2005, 03:37 PM
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#698
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Winter Wonderland
Attention! Due to the severity of the weather, my office is closing at 4 PM today.
Cleveland [Salt] Rocks.
aV
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12-02-2005, 03:40 PM
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#699
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by andViolins
Attention! Due to the severity of the weather, my office is closing at 4 PM today.
Cleveland [Salt] Rocks.
aV
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Yeah... tell that to the second year down the hall who has a motion/draft/memo that absolutely, positively has to be finished by Monday.
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12-02-2005, 03:48 PM
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#700
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yeah... tell that to the second year down the hall who has a motion/draft/memo that absolutely, positively has to be finished by Monday.
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Got it covered. Already told one first year that he wasn't going anywhere at 4, as he had plenty to do for me.
He was nodding his head in agreement so hard that i thought he was gonna repture a disk.
Its fun to tease the newbies.
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12-02-2005, 03:50 PM
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#701
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by andViolins
Got it covered. Already told one first year that he wasn't going anywhere at 4, as he had plenty to do for me.
He was nodding his head in agreement so hard that i thought he was gonna repture a disk.
Its fun to tease the newbies.
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I'm so proud. All that pie agrees with you.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-02-2005, 03:54 PM
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#702
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by andViolins
Attention! Due to the severity of the weather, my office is closing at 4 PM today.
Cleveland [Salt] Rocks.
aV
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BTW, I have to go to Cleveland some time in mid-December. Save some airport-closing-shitty-strand-me-away-from-my-pregnant-wife-motherfuckin'-bad weather for me...
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12-02-2005, 04:00 PM
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#703
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by andViolins
Got it covered. Already told one first year that he wasn't going anywhere at 4, as he had plenty to do for me.
He was nodding his head in agreement so hard that i thought he was gonna repture a disk.
Its fun to tease the newbies.
aV
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It's not doing a damn thing where I am. Bastard.
(Far enough away from the lake.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-02-2005, 04:01 PM
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#704
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Winter Wonderland
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
BTW, I have to go to Cleveland some time in mid-December. Save some airport-closing-shitty-strand-me-away-from-my-pregnant-wife-motherfuckin'-bad weather for me...
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Cleveland is positively lovely in mid-December.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-02-2005, 04:01 PM
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#705
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Winter Wonderland
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
BTW, I have to go to Cleveland some time in mid-December. Save some airport-closing-shitty-strand-me-away-from-my-pregnant-wife-motherfuckin'-bad weather for me...
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Don't you worry about it! We have plenty to spread around. The latest weather report is predicting 12 - 24 inches by 4 AM in some areas [The dreaded snow belt. Obviously worn by the Cold Miser in Year Without a Santa Claus]
WOO!
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