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purse junkie · 05-27-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Worry not, PJ. Think about it: the smile lady is standing on the side of the road in FLORIDA flashing distracting signs at motorists. What kind of drivers are there lots of in Florida? Geezers.* The smile lady's days are numbered.

Now I am smiling.

But lest you think I am a completely grumpy heartless bitch bent on the destruction of all who cross me, I am also damn near twirling around my office singing over today's arrival of Tangerine Sparkle Purse. :band:

Anne Elk · 05-27-2003, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Martin "no, I didn't bang my wife's sister -- it was her brother's wife" Broduer

Should be an interesting series, hopefully Martin can keep his mind on the task at hand and not get side-tracked by the divorce proceedings. No, heart-wrenching shots of the wife and kids cheering on Dad this series.

I'm torn. I like the Devils, but have an uncontrollable urge to root for the underdog in situations like this. Either way, I'll be watching tonight.

Sparklehorse · 05-27-2003, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I agree. Fucking freaks. Who in the hell are they to tell me to "be happy?" Fuck you, my mood will reflect my current circumstances and if that means being a grumpy

.... etc.

This reminds me of a classic from my uncle. When cashiers and the like said "Have a nice day!" his reply was "Thanks, but I have other plans."

NotFromHere · 05-27-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
As for the other playoffs, I have one thing to say:
Go Spurs!

Yeah baby! Can there be a more hateful man than Mark Cuban?
:mr:

Replaced_Texan · 05-27-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Lets take a look shall we?

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm

A report by the DOJ.

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/glance/tables/frmdth.htm

Chart detailing age, and whether it was intentional, unintentional or unknown.

I like the part of the stat that indicates that the murder rate has been going down for the last eight years or so. It looks like the murder rate was going down before the first cocealed weapon law was passed. (We were the first, right?)

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-27-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

My mild distaste towards H2 drivers has escalated to hatred on sight. While I, like everyone, have always made gross generalizations about people based on what they drive, I cannot recall feeling as much venom towards someone just because of their car. I fear that one day my not-so-latant road rage will turn into some sort of bezerker frenzy, and an H2 driver will be the victim. Perhaps I'll use a gun. Apologies to any H2 drivers on this board. Here's hoping we never meet on the road.

Men who drive H2's and/or own guns have small penises or are insecure in some other way.

Women who drive H2s have penis envy.

Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago · 05-27-2003, 04:33 PM

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[i] Tim:
I am surprised that someone as brilliant as you missed it.

I got it. That is why I called you the princess of the lcd. I am suprised someone as brilliant as you missed it.

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[i] Tim:
But that's enough from you. I think you're JRUSS and don't really feel like bothering whether you are or aren't.

Hey, you ain't a member of the party until someone has accused you of being JRUSS. Now I feel I truly belong. Thank you, Tim.

fufu · 05-27-2003, 04:34 PM

For those who care

Missing "Idol" votes

Shape Shifter · 05-27-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
These people are freaks. The world is a complex place, full of the great and the awful and everything in between. Why am I supposed to simper and giggle like a fucking Teletubby as if it's always sunshine and butterflies?

And a word to those senseless goons who helpfully tell strangers on the street to "smile a little"--it was probably not so helpful to say that to me when one of my parents was dying.

PJ

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-27-2003, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
I got it. That is why I called you the princess of the lcd. I am suprised someone as brilliant as you missed it.

Bullshit. You missed it. Now you're covering your ass.

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Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
Hey, you ain't a member of the party until someone has accused you of being JRUSS. Now I feel I truly belong.

You don't. But keep posting, maybe you'll get lucky and something you post will end up being unintentionally interesting or funny somehow. But if you don't become interesting soon, you're gonna get fufu'd.

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Originally posted by Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
Thank you, Tim.

Use of this term doesn't mean you've been accepted either. Maybe your next post will contain a "chai latte all over the keyboard" reference?

What's sad is that you're clearly a sock. I still think you're JRUSS, but either way, you've got nothing to say. Socks sometimes do.

TM

NotFromHere · 05-27-2003, 04:48 PM

Apparently they use this woman's cell phone number in the movie and people actually call for god.
god's phone number
In the film, Carrey stars as a mortal who receives the powers of God. The character of God tries to reach Carrey’s character by repeatedly leaving a phone number on his pager.

But instead of the usual 555 prefix used by most television shows and films, God’s number is a common exchange — one too common for Jenkins’ liking. It’s her cell phone number.

She’s been getting about 20 calls per hour, with callers asking for God before hanging up.

“What am I to do?” Jenkins wrote on an Internet forum. Reached by telephone by the St. Petersburg Times, Jenkins declined further comment, saying only she wants to hire an attorney.

Anyone interested?

ThrashersFan · 05-27-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Men who drive H2's and/or own guns have small penises or are insecure in some other way.

It would be kewl if you would use that line on the next gun-owning cop who pulls you over for a traffic violation and report back to us on the response.

Replaced_Texan · 05-27-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
It would be kewl if you would use that line on the next gun-owning cop who pulls you over for a traffic violation and report back to us on the response.

You're not really answering the penis size question, though.

Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago · 05-27-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bullshit. You missed it. Now you're covering your ass.

You don't. But keep posting, maybe you'll get lucky and something you post will end up being unintentionally interesting or funny somehow. But if you don't become interesting soon, you're gonna get fufu'd.

Use of this term doesn't mean you've been accepted either. Maybe your next post will contain a "chai latte all over the keyboard" reference?

What's sad is that you're clearly a sock. I still think you're JRUSS, but either way, you've got nothing to say. Socks sometimes do.

TM

When did socking become sad? It is a source of joy to some, Personally, I think it is sad when a former great continues to forge on at a subpar level when he is way past his peak. I would throw in a Michael Jordan analogy, but do not want you to go off on a three day sports tangent. (Yawn).

ThrashersFan · 05-27-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're not really answering the penis size question, though.

Not fair. I married a cop so if I said most cops have small pricks everyone would assume I was including the hubby but if I said cops are hung like fucking donkeys you would think I was lying to protect the hubby's feelings (or my reputation) or else there would suddenly be some competition facing us chicks willing to marry fascist pigs. I can't win with either answer so I will plead the fifth (and perhaps drink one too).