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Hank Chinaski · 10-26-2005, 11:41 AM

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...981#post218981

poll from the other night went unanswered. fringey would like it answered. I know a half dozen of you have met her. (PM her if you think she doesn't want it answered.)

Fringey is closer in looks to:

1 Sally Struthers in All in the Family
2 Sally Struthers in feed the Children commercials
3 Kirstie Alley in Cheers
4 Kirstie Alley in Fat Actress
5 Divine in Hairspray

I've always seen her as sally s. about a year after All in the Family was cancelled, and she was still working out hopeful to get another job.

dtb · 10-26-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...981#post218981

poll from the other night went unanswered. fringey would like it answered. I know a half dozen of you have met her. (PM her if you think she doesn't want it answered.)

Fringey is closer in looks to:

1 Sally Struthers in All in the Family
2 Sally Struthers in feed the Children commercials
3 Kirstie Alley in Cheers
4 Kirstie Alley in Fat Actress
5 Divine in Hairspray

I've always seen her as sally s. about a year after All in the Family was cancelled, and she was still working out hopeful to get another job.

I think "6. None of the above" is the correct answer, but if forced to choose one of your lame-ass options, I'd have to say she's closest to 3.

Replaced_Texan · 10-26-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wouldn't be practicing. I'll fly out and take a look. Why the fuck not?

I couldn't do FL. I've been through the Boca/PB/WPB/FLauderdale/Jupiter corridor a million times and, though I like it, the traffic alone has nearly driven me to homicide (which, if committed on most of the old bitties on the road would actually be classified as mercy killing). Plus I can't take humidity.

If I could figure out how to actually earn a living there, I'd move to Taos, New Mexico in a heart beat.

Unfortunately, there are something like 70 or 80 lawyers in a 6000 person county, and I'm not sure that my sex shop would do the amount of business there to support my lifestyle.

Not Bob · 10-26-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I think "6. None of the above" is the correct answer, but if forced to choose one of your lame-ass options, I'd have to say she's closest to 3.

In pleather? And how's her hair?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-26-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
Last time I was in Phoenix, it was August. It was 120 degrees. Blech.

I go to Scottsdale at least every other year in August. But, I love the heat. I want it to be hot as hell. The good news, when it's hot like that, is that over 100 in AZ beats 90 in New York. The other good news is that 115 in the desert feels the same as 100. More good news is that everything is cheap as hell because all the pussies can't take the heat, even though all you do is sit by or in the pool or play golf in the morning when it's only 90 degrees.

The bad news is, if you go for a hike and don't carry and drink a gallon of water, you will die. It's so hot that you don't even know how much you're sweating because it evaporates off your skin without you even realizing it.

The other bad news (depending on who you are) is, there are no black people and everyone there is to the right of Coulter.

A friend of mine went to college at ASU and he had a 4x4 that he sometimes went off-roading with his friends in. One time he got stuck in the middle of nowhere and the only guy who came along for hours gave him and a jewish friend a lift. When they were in the truck (complete with shotgun rack, of course), he said something along the lines of "I don't mind jews too much, but you're lucky you don't have no niggers with ya because I wouldn't have even stopped to give you boys water."

TM

dtb · 10-26-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
In pleather? And how's her hair?

See, that's the problem with all the choices Hank offered. None of them has the Fringey hairstyle. It's all wrong!!

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-26-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Sebby, you're being told that, in Philly, you've found Nirvana, so why the fuck would you ever move?

Lemme tell you about the cesspool of dirty water known as the Main Line...

Imagine miles of yuppies run amuck in every direction, clogging the streets with their Discoveries (I guess now LR3s), packing every available restaurant with their tow-headed brats. Every grocery store is packed with soccer moms bitching at poor workers to find them "organic hand soap" and clotting in groups in every aisle, discussing who's spawn got into X college.

Its like Greenwich, the only difference being nobody here has any real money, and the people aren't half as interesting as people from NYC burbs like Greenwich. In fact, thats exactly what I live in - a low rent, half assed PA attempt at Greenwich. McRich. McCultured... a tofu and Splenda attempt at a NYC or LA burb.

Hank Chinaski · 10-26-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
See, that's the problem with all the choices Hank offered. None of them has the Fringey hairstyle. It's all wrong!!

that was option 6, but I'm not allowed to post it anymore.

dtb · 10-26-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A friend of mine went to college at ASU and he had a 4x4 that he sometimes went off-roading with his friends in. One time he got stuck in the middle of nowhere and the only guy who came along for hours gave him and a jewish friend a lift. When they were in the truck (complete with shotgun rack, of course), he said something along the lines of "I don't mind jews too much, but you're lucky you don't have no niggers with ya because I wouldn't have even stopped to give you boys water."

What a heartwarming tale. I guess I should cancel my plans for that guided tour of the Southwest.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-26-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be risin'.
She'll find the note I left hangin' on her door.
She'll laugh when she reads the part that says I'm leavin',
'cause I've left that girl so many time before.

'They can't understand why he the man
I'm singin' 'bout a king
They don't like it
When I decide to mike it
Wait I'm waitin' for the date
For the man who demands respect
'Cause he was great c'mon
I'm on the one mission
To get a politician
To honor or he's a gonner
By the time I get to Arizona'

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-26-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
lame-ass

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
half assed

Ruling please.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-26-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I go to Scottsdale at least every other year in August. But, I love the heat. I want it to be hot as hell. The good news, when it's hot like that, is that over 100 in AZ beats 90 in New York. The other good news is that 115 in the desert feels the same as 100. More good news is that everything is cheap as hell because all the pussies can't take the heat, even though all you do is sit by or in the pool or play golf in the morning when it's only 90 degrees.

The bad news is, if you go for a hike and don't carry and drink a gallon of water, you will die. It's so hot that you don't even know how much you're sweating because it evaporates off your skin without you even realizing it.

The other bad news (depending on who you are) is, there are no black people and everyone there is to the right of Coulter.

A friend of mine went to college at ASU and he had a 4x4 that he sometimes went off-roading with his friends in. One time he got stuck in the middle of nowhere and the only guy who came along for hours gave him and a jewish friend a lift. When they were in the truck (complete with shotgun rack, of course), he said something along the lines of "I don't mind jews too much, but you're lucky you don't have no niggers with ya because I wouldn't have even stopped to give you boys water."

TM

That. Is. A. Problem.

Now I understand why my cousin is so ardently Republican. With my mouth, I could get lynched in a place like that.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-26-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
all the pussies can't take the heat, even though all you do is sit by or in the pool or play golf in the morning when it's only 90 degrees.

It's like the pussies who can't take the cold, even though all you do is sit in a gondola and then cruise down the hill when it's only minus 20.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-26-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What a heartwarming tale. I guess I should cancel my plans for that guided tour of the Southwest.

I find hicks hysterical. Their views are appalling, but think about how absurd it sounds for someone to say something like that. Its like a Chappelle bit.

Replaced_Texan · 10-26-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's like the pussies who can't take the cold, even though all you do is sit in a gondola and then cruise down the hill when it's only minus 20.

I'm a "can't take the cold" pussy and there's really not much I can do about it.