Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You've never been to a woman's rugby match have you? I was definitely the least gay.

Yet I see you will be appearing in a movie called "Coming Out" (and I'm also pleased to see another Zorro coming up!).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some people can throw the ball much farther with the flip-throw. Although the guy on our HS team who could do it could throw just as far using the conventional throw-in method. He could LAUNCH the ball (it's all flexibility).

It did freeze a (HS) team if they hadn't seen it before. It was rare in HS.

Vic-TOIRE! Vic-TOIRE! Vic-TOIRE!

You went to HS in FRANCE?

It is all clear to me now.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Times have changed Hanky. Football and basketball just don't cut it anymore with the ladies.

Save your breath. Hank is old school. Hangs out at bars where lots of off duty cops and construction workers hang and he bitches about how all the sissy kids are playing soccer, and how he caught his kid watching some of the Tour de France (France!) and immediately took him off the soccer team and told him he was only playing American sports from now on, and if the kid ever even THOUGHT about participating in a sport where it was considered O.K. to shave your legs, the kid would get smacked upside his head.

[NotFromHere]

I have to share this post from "another" board.

Finally, I can exhale...I got a job. It could not have come at a more appropriate time: I am at my wits end financially and psychologically from having tried so hard for so long on my own.

I will begin my job as a compliance associate ...at a major investment firm in NYC.

For those of you still looking, I say, don't give up despite the law school that you went to, your grades, bar status etc. Also, by whatever means necesssary do your best to look like a million dollar in terms of appearance at the interview as a guy get a brand new white shirt (I like Christian Dior shirts because they fit so well) wear your best tie (I wore a D&G dark blue tie with a red stripe) and a dark navy blue pinstripe suit from Banana Republic and of course get your shoes freshly polished and carry a brief case. To invoke public relations again: image is truly everything.

I plan to make the most of this job, work really hard and then hopefully move onto my real goal of working for Court TV as a legal analyst in the near future (I majored in Journalism and Political Science in college, however, sadly in this economy I realize you have to take the job that you get until you get the job that you want).

Coltrane, please do not go out and buy yourself a Banana Republic suit (they sell suits?) for your interviews. Please.
And Court TV? That's a dream gig?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have to share this post from "another" board.


Coltrane, please do not go out and buy yourself a Banana Republic suit (they sell suits?) for your interviews. Please.
And Court TV? That's a dream gig?

BR suits are bad. H&M suits are much worse.

The most impotrant clothing aspect of an interview is your shoes if you're a man. Most interviewers don't care if you wear a cheap suit -- that may be a sign that you want to work harder to buy a nicer one. But we must keep our shoes shined.

This allows me to segue into the one glaring flaw in "The Shawshank Redemption" (an otherwise nearly flawless movie): when Andy puts on the warden's shoes and walks through the prison, Red says:

"The guard simply didn't notice. Neither did I. I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?"

Bullshit. Everyone would have noticed that he as wearing newly shined shoes. How could you not notice?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Save your breath. Hank is old school. Hangs out at bars where lots of off duty cops and construction workers hang

Fucking aye. When you walk in a bar, order up a pisco sour and if the barkeep stares at you don't bother asking him to put the World Cup prelim on. And don't wear bike shorts.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bullshit. Everyone would have noticed that he as wearing newly shined shoes. How could you not notice?

It's an attitudinal thing, mostly. You need to hold your head up higher when you're walking around. People will stop thinking you're shy and insecure that way.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
It's an attitudinal thing, mostly. You need to hold your head up higher when you're walking around. People will stop thinking you're shy and insecure that way.

How am I supposed to pay attention to my sweeping metal detector then? Had I been using your method, Hank's cock ring (I thought I'd found a wedding band!) would still be lost.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank's cock ring

True story: Over the weekend, my brother was driving me home, and we passed a newly constructed house in my neighborhood that I really like. I pointed it out to my (architect/gay) brother to get his opinion. He glanced at it and said, "The (architect/gay) guy who built it / lives there is a dirty old man."

"Huh?"

"My friend E. works out at (gay gym in Montrose) and he told me about an incident in the locker room."

"Do tell."

"Everyone was showering, changing, minding their own business, and suddenly there's a *clang* and a cock ring comes rolling out of the shower and through the locker room."

"Really?"

"Your naked (over sixty, under eighty) neighbor runs out of the shower, down the aisle, picks up the cock ring and heads back to the shower."

"Hm. You would have thought he would have just left it."

"Maybe it had sentimetnal value."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank's cock ring (I thought I'd found a wedding band!)

I was wondering why you were promising to be faithful and obey me while you slipped it on........

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was wondering why you were promising to be faithful and obey me while you slipped it on........

That was a nice try, but the fact that a wedding-band-sized ring slipped on (apparently no special preparations necessary) really just emphasizes how tiny you are.

On the plus side, you sound like an excellent anal sex partner for Mandy. It sounds like she doesn't like the feeling of things in her ass.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That was a nice try, but the fact that a wedding-band-sized ring slipped on (apparently no special preparations necessary) really just emphasizes how tiny you are.

You realize this was Coltrane's joke right? I mean this is the original type of whiff.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It glorifies bicycle kicks too much.

This is a movie in which 11 starving POWs forego a halftime opportunity for freedom in order to mount a come-from-behind victory against their Nazi guards (who are, being Nazis, bigtime cheaters), and your complaint is "It glorifies bicycle kicks too much"?

Your sense of proportionality explains a lot about your PB persona.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On the plus side, you sound like an excellent anal sex partner for Mandy. It sounds like she doesn't like the feeling of things in her ass.

Off my corner Ms. Fleiss!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Everyone was showering, changing, minding their own business, and suddenly there's a *clang* and a cock ring comes rolling out of the shower and through the locker room."

I'm shy and innocent so here goes (blushing and shuffling my feet), what are cock rings used for? Do guys wear them all the time or are they just sex toys? It seems odd that a dirty old man would be wearing one in a locker room. I think I saw one on the beach in P-town last summer, but have been trying to suppress many of the sights I saw that day so I can't be sure.

Anne
I know, I should have asked this question at the House of Eros in P-town. They are so helpful there.