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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
TM, Swank looks good in the face, or hot body in jeans and t-shirt, and you don't really look at the face? Because we were talking face.

I already said I think she is pretty, so, yes. Her face looks good. She also has a great body. She wasn't all made up when I saw her.

She's a bit statuesque in her facial bone structure,* but it doesn't bother me. Her horse teeth do. But I'm pretty sure I could live with it.

TM

*You're a handsome woman.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whatever you say, Str8.

Seeing Sandra Bernhard at the playground and Hilary Swank at the beer store is not quite the same as relaying the stories of the latest premiere I attended on the hot new movie I worked on for the star I represent, is it?

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whatever you say, Str8.

Nice. I just heard Dancing With Mr. D on the Ipod on the way into work this morning. Two Goats Head Soup refs in one morning. I should buy a lottery ticket, or avoid city buses...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If Teri Hatcher can, so can you. Don't forget the professional hair and makeup.

You're too critical- forever with the snide comments when very attractive people take an off-photo or have a day where they are unkept or not looking their best in some other way.

Question: When you take a bad photo or just have a day where you're not looking your best does it eat you up inside? do you call in sick to work or do you face up? Do you have ulcers from worrying about stuff like that?

Or are you delusional that bad photo/bad looks days don't apply to you?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which one of those two shots is supposed to be the "hottie" pic? Because i think they're both nasty.

Dissent. I'd fuck them both. She's got a pretty face and a nice ass.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats because she's trying to effect that short haired smoldering look Halle's been using in cosmetics ads everywhere. Your visual memories are getting all gummed up in your skull when you see this photo.

AoN, Halle needs to cut her hair. I don't know what the deal is, but she just doesn't look right with long hair.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You're too critical- forever with the snide comments when very attractive people take an off-photo or have a day where they are unkept or not looking their best in some other way.

I know you're just being Hank, but I don't understand why everyone thinks she looks so horrible looking. She's not drop-dead, but she looks pretty good for a 42 year old woman. Although they were once real, I don't think her tits are spectacular (google her name for that screen shot of her in that stupid Alec Baldwin movie -- they're droopy). Her problem is that she can't let go of her youth. There was a time when she was gorgeous. But, damn. Let those times go. You're fucking up your face with the lifts and the starvation diets.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know you're just being Hank, but I don't understand why everyone thinks she looks so horrible looking. She's not drop-dead, but she looks pretty good for a 42 year old woman. Although they were once real, I don't think her tits are spectacular (google her name for that screen shot of her in that stupid Alec Baldwin movie -- they're droopy). Her problem is that she can't let go of her youth. There was a time when she was gorgeous. But, damn. Let those times go. You're fucking up your face with the lifts and the starvation diets.

TM

I think she looks pretty good too, but someone else disagreed (something like "both photos are bad") and I wasn't trying to argue that- I just wanted to ask where nfh gets off with all the criticism.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think she looks pretty good too, but someone else disagreed (something like "both photos are bad") and I wasn't trying to argue that- I just wanted to ask where nfh gets off with all the criticism.

I know. I was saying that even though you were being silly, I agreed with you.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is it me, or does this look like the monkey is jacking off that cat?

Some people see what they want to see.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Some people see what they want to see.

Translation: It's just you, sebby. And if you are seeing that, you are going to be really disturbed by thing you see with the kid and the wife.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think she looks pretty good too, but someone else disagreed (something like "both photos are bad") and I wasn't trying to argue that- I just wanted to ask where nfh gets off with all the criticism.

I know you see what you want to see, but what exactly did I say that was critical. Or was it Alex? Or Fringey?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know you're just being Hank, but I don't understand why everyone thinks she looks so horrible looking. She's not drop-dead, but she looks pretty good for a 42 year old woman. Although they were once real, I don't think her tits are spectacular (google her name for that screen shot of her in that stupid Alec Baldwin movie -- they're droopy). Her problem is that she can't let go of her youth. There was a time when she was gorgeous. But, damn. Let those times go. You're fucking up your face with the lifts and the starvation diets.

TM

Has your opinion changed after seeing a picture of her with Ryan Seacrest?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I know you see what you want to see, but what exactly did I say that was critical. Or was it Alex? Or Fringey?

Really- you didn't intend it to be critical?

Fringey said even she can look good with retouching/air brushing etc. I took the "even she" to imply that she is not good looking*. You then responded

• "If Teri Hatcher can, so can you. Don't forget the professional hair and makeup."

She normal people would take that as Teri Hatcher is even less attractive than Fringey. But maybe you don't intend for these things to be insulting- are you saying it's like a tourette's sort of thing?



*And I bet fringey isn't that bad looking at all. My theory is that the "fringey is frumpy" thing is an act she plays. But she was playing it here.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Really- you didn't intend it to be critical?

Fringey said even she can look good with retouching/air brushing etc. I took the "even she" to imply that she is not good looking*. You then responded

• "If Teri Hatcher can, so can you. Don't forget the professional hair and makeup."

She normal people would take that as Teri Hatcher is even less attractive than Fringey. But maybe you don't intend for these things to be insulting- are you saying it's like a tourette's sort of thing?

*And I bet fringey isn't that bad looking at all. My theory is that the "fringey is frumpy" thing is an act she plays. But she was playing it here.

So what you've done is infer a bunch of stuff based on what others have said and placed the blame on me. Fringey said, "[i]n a heavily retouched, extremely posed, black-and-white picture, *I* could look like a hottie."
I said, "[d]on't forget the professional hair and makeup." And posted a picture of Teri Hatcher before and after.

So why dump on me specifically and not Alex or Fringey who actually said that both pictures were bad? Is it because you're discriminating? Or because you like to bring up my name at every opportunity? Your choice.

What I did say was that time was not kind to Sandra Bernhardt. Which is true.