Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I don't date cranky old geezers.

Fuckin' tease.

[lawyer_princess]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Oh, Jesus. A fat black man wins a popularity contest, and now we're gonna have howls for a recount? An ill wind blows no man to good.

Both Ruben and Clay will be releasing singles on June 10. Ruben will sing Flying Without Wings, destined to be an instant wedding song classic and sleep aid. Clay will do Bridge over Troubled Water. It will be interesting to see which sells more copies.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
This article is so stupid. ...For the second time today, I am driven to say: Let it go.

E/O

Agree on both counts. Smacks of sore losers.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Not fair. I married a cop so if I said most cops have small pricks everyone would assume I was including the hubby but if I said cops are hung like fucking donkeys you would think I was lying to protect the hubby's feelings (or my reputation) or else there would suddenly be some competition facing us chicks willing to marry fascist pigs. I can't win with either answer so I will plead the fifth (and perhaps drink one too).

I don't think she was asking you to generalize. She just wants to know how the Hubby is hung.

Tax(send streaming video to dc_chef@....)wonk

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart, and Adam Sandler all based their careers on this gambit. Two of them are considered great actors.

Calling Humphrey and Cary jerks? Take that back or I'll bend your tiara, bitch!

[taxwonk]

hat trick!!! And with only a single day's wort of Taxwonking.

:band:

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by lawyer_princess
Both Ruben and Clay will be releasing singles on June 10. Ruben will sing Flying Without Wings, destined to be an instant wedding song classic and sleep aid. Clay will do Bridge over Troubled Water. It will be interesting to see which sells more copies.

I think Flying Without Wings will immediately be licensed to a feminine hygiene product of some sort for use in their tv-campaign.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by taxwonk
hat trick!!! And with only a single day's wort of Taxwonking.

:band:

Nice, Wonk. Now how about gracing the Chicago board with your presence and pithy commentary?? Talking to my imaginary friends and Penske's socks is getting old...

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nice, Wonk. Now how about gracing the Chicago board with your presence and pithy commentary?? Talking to my imaginary friends and Penske's socks is getting old...

I made contributions to each of the locals. Just three more posts apiece and we'll hit that magical second page.....

[evenodds]

EW's summer music column is out and there are some very interesting albums dropping.

My most-awaited album (next to D'Angelo, of course) is the OutKast double album Speakerboxx/The Love Below, in stores in August:

"To follow up 2000's ''Stankonia,'' one of the most critically acclaimed hip-hop albums in recent memory, the Atlanta duo took their time creating this ambitious two-CD set, with one disc (''Speakerboxx'') concocted by Big Boi, the other (''The Love Below'') by Dre. ''Mine is more hip-hop-based,'' says Big Boi. ''Dre's doing more funk-based stuff.'' While Big Boi's disc features Jay-Z and Goodie Mobb, Dre's includes a solitary, if unlikely, guest: Norah Jones. ''It's still a unified front,'' Big Boi adds; he and Dre produced tracks and rapped on each other's discs. ''This is just our way of telling two perspectives of the story.'' "

Full text of article: http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,4...walbum,00.html

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I made contributions to each of the locals. Just three more posts apiece and we'll hit that magical second page.....

Should I use one sock or three?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Should I use one sock or three?

If the socks have a Chicago theme, at this point I don't care how many you use...

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Displaced Dog spent a week of his late puppyhood in jail for nipping at a garbage man who had opened his gate and come into his yard. Ten days in the hoosegow, trading puppuroni in order to ensure that he wasn't made some pit bull's bitch. They let us have conjugal visits.

You (or more likely your previous insurance company) are lucky the garbage man didn't sue. My friend's dog nipped the mail man (actually mail woman) -- tiny little cut, no big deal. Doggie did his time in Doggie Jail and my friend put a mailbox out by the curb so the mailperson didn't have to come up to the house anymore. Three weeks later, she got a letter from a lawyer; I offered to call to see what he wanted. Despite agreement that there were no complications and no scarring, the lawyer is expecting "several thousand dollars" for his client. I told the lawyer I would voluntarily get the same bite as his client for several thousand dollars. He told me that's the "going rate." I called my insurance agent to see if this is out of line and she told me the lowest original request is usually around $10K.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Fugee
I told the lawyer I would voluntarily get the same bite as his client for several thousand dollars.

What a coincidence. Earlier today, Penske volunteered to get bitten in a rather intimate way by Bill O'Reilly. No word on whether money would change hands, but the change of pronouns between the quoted posts makes everyone wonder whether Penske's taken the N out of NTTAWWT.

Oh, the human-on-manity!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
What a coincidence. Earlier today, Penske volunteered to get bitten in a rather intimate way by Bill O'Reilly. No word on whether money would change hands, but the change of pronouns between the quoted posts makes everyone wonder whether Penske's taken the N out of NTTAWWT.

Oh, the human-on-manity!

OOps, I thought it was a reference to Baba O'Reilly. She was a chick, no?