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ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Out of curiousity, how did you grow out your mohawk? Did you have to shave your head and let it all grow back together?

Yeah. Shaving also got rid of the various colors so it all grew back as one color. I don't know if my company has an applicable hair policy but all of the other execs know about my past (pictures and all have ogled the body-art) and think it is kinda kewl (as much as old dudes can find things kewl). Before I decided to do the law thing I actually met an old-dude lawyer with a short 'hawk -- he worked for the EPA or something like that. If I won the lottery the first thing I would do is get my 'hawk back. Fucking conformist society.

str8outavannuys · 05-28-2003, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

(When I saw Roger Dodger it took me a second to realize that he was not saying that Isabella Rossellini liked to do it in the bathroom.)

I've got an idea for a reality show. There's a hot woman, prescreened so as to be indifferent, but not adamantly opposed to anal sex. Then you have a bunch of suitors. First one to get her to agree to open up the back door wins an ass-load of money.

I've already got a name picked out. "Race to the Bottom." What do you think?

str8.

robustpuppy · 05-28-2003, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I've got an idea for a reality show ... "Race to the Bottom." What do you think?

str8.

When did this idea first occur to you? Was it inspired by the phrase Race to the Bottom ("I was sitting in Con Law one day ...")? Or perhaps, as a repeat game show contestant, you're trying to think up shows where you know you'd be a contender?

I can just see the contestants' interviews now. "Well, I dated this girl once ... "

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I've got an idea for a reality show. There's a hot woman, prescreened so as to be indifferent, but not adamantly opposed to anal sex. Then you have a bunch of suitors. First one to get her to agree to open up the back door wins an ass-load of money.

I've already got a name picked out. "Race to the Bottom." What do you think?

str8.

Wouldn't it be more interesting if the conquest were also male? I mean, the suitors would be indifferent, but not adamantly opposed to fucking another guy in the ass -- you know, a bunch of guys who want to fuck a woman in the ass would be perfect to play the suitors.

Fucking in the ass is, after all, just fucking anyone in the ass.

Atticus Grinch · 05-28-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Pooper strikes me as a better word for toilet than for ass. It's like a less crass version of crapper.

No, a toilet is not a pooper. It is, at best, a poopee. Cf. lessor/lessee; grantor/grantee; licensor/licensee; franchisor/franchisee.

spookyfish · 05-28-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, a toilet is not a pooper. It is, at best, a poopee. Cf. lessor/lessee; grantor/grantee; licensor/licensee; franchisor/franchisee.

Timmor/Timmee?

notcasesensitive · 05-28-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Eddie Izzard has announced dates for his new show Sexie.

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...playbill/79757

Very excited... got tix for NY show. Thanks for the news, e/o!

n(dillybert finkelstump)cs

Atticus Grinch · 05-28-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Wouldn't it be more interesting if the conquest were also male?

If you're talking about a show in which men compete to fuck an eligible man in the ass, Bravo is already way ahead of you.

If you're talking about a show in which men of indeterminate orientation compete to fuck each other because an ass is an ass is an ass, Andy Dick's agent will be calling you shortly to make a proposal. Warning: he wants the Executive Producer credit.

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you're talking about a show in which men compete to fuck an eligible man in the ass, Bravo is already way ahead of you.

If you're talking about a show in which men of indeterminate orientation compete to fuck each other because an ass is an ass is an ass, Andy Dick's agent will be calling you shortly to make a proposal. Warning: he wants the Executive Producer credit.

Could be either. I am simply offering that the ass-fuckee need not be female. Any man claiming hetero who wants to fuck in the ass is, in my opinion, of questionable sexual orientation and should admit that fucking ass is fucking ass and that it would not matter if the ass were attached to a set of balls by a taint. NTTAWTT

evenodds · 05-28-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Could be either. I am simply offering that the ass-fuckee need not be female. Any man claiming hetero who wants to fuck in the ass is, in my opinion, of questionable sexual orientation and should admit that fucking ass is fucking ass and that it would not matter if the ass were attached to a set of balls by a taint. NTTAWTT

According to one of my friends who attends the big sex toy convention in Vegas along with one of his friends who owns an adult shop (because, really, why wouldn't you go) . . .

The best selling toys are strap-ons used by hetero couples.

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
According to one of my friends who attends the big sex toy convention in Vegas along with one of his friends who owns an adult shop (because, really, why wouldn't you go) . . .

The best selling toys are strap-ons used by hetero couples.

So you are saying that the male wants to play bottom? I mean, he wouldn't need a strap-on to fuck her in the ass. I think your friend is leaping with the "hetero couples" thing -- she may be hetero, but the dude wanting to be ass-fucked has either bi or gay tendencies. NTTAWTT.

Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

Not Bob · 05-28-2003, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Roy's defining moment came not on the ice, but at a press conference where he was asked, during a Phoenix/Colorado series, about Jeremy Roenick's comments that Roy was very beatable. Patrick's response: "I can't really hear what Jeremy says because I've got two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears."

We'll miss ya Patty. You were the best.

For me, it was seeing him in the 1993 Finals against the Gretzkies, uh, Kings (which is when I rediscovered the game -- what a series!). He made an amazing stop on a breakaway, and held the puck for a whistle. When they showed the replay, you could see him wink at the King, and hold his glove with the puck up for the guy to see it. Beautiful. There are lots of great goalies in the NHL now, but I can't think of one with his mojo.

And to Anne Elk (I think) re the hateful Scott Stevens, I like seeing the geezers play, too. Ken Danyko, Adam Oates, and Steve Thomas are all older players, and all in the finals. And none of them are as annoying as Stevens.

spookyfish · 05-28-2003, 02:57 PM

Not that I have any particular comment on the substance of your post, E/O, just the new subject line.

Paige v. Alex and Sex Toys?

Could be interesting.

Connect_the_Dots · 05-28-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Fucking conformist society.

Yeah. Too bad you can't be different, like all your friends.

notcasesensitive · 05-28-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
So you are saying that the male wants to play bottom? I mean, he wouldn't need a strap-on to fuck her in the ass. I think your friend is leaping with the "hetero couples" thing -- she may be hetero, but the dude wanting to be ass-fucked has either bi or gay tendencies. NTTAWTT.

Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

Disagree. Completely. I could be stepping into a quagmire here, but... Sexual sensation aside, most people (I believe) base their sexual preferences on who they are attracted to. A man who is attracted to women and who has no interest in banging guys (they're too hairy, or not soft enough, or too masculine, whatever), still might like the sensation of fucking a girl from behind or having a girl do certain things to him from behind. The great thing about sex is that people can experiment within the confines of a relationship with what feels good without putting some (probably unwarranted) label on it.

n(I feel like Dr. Ruth)cs