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evenodds · 05-28-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
So you are saying that the male wants to play bottom? I mean, he wouldn't need a strap-on to fuck her in the ass. I think your friend is leaping with the "hetero couples" thing -- she may be hetero, but the dude wanting to be ass-fucked has either bi or gay tendencies. NTTAWTT.

Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

The friend I discussed this with is a man, baby, and he was fascinated/horrified by the strap-on uptick.

I am not surprised that some straight men would be interested in experimenting with anal sex. It's just another erogenous zone, and if women enjoy it, why shouldn't they?

That said, my friends seem to freak out at the concept. Guess it's the pitcher/catcher thing.

Even(the OM was horrified by the story)Odds

ABBAKiss · 05-28-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

I sort-of see your point re receiving, but giving? I've always heard that the thrill is that the feeling is "tighter." Like a virgin and all that. Not like "I wish this were a dude who didn't have a vag."

Not Bob · 05-28-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
So you are saying that the male wants to play bottom? I mean, he wouldn't need a strap-on to fuck her in the ass. I think your friend is leaping with the "hetero couples" thing -- she may be hetero, but the dude wanting to be ass-fucked has either bi or gay tendencies. NTTAWTT.

Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

So, uh, hypothetically speaking, buying a trapeeze would mean that my um friend's spouse wants to run away to join the circus?

Not (note to self: be very suspicious of those clowns that suddenly leave when I come home from work....) Bob

spookyfish · 05-28-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Not (note to self: be very suspicious of those clowns that suddenly leave when I come home from work....) Bob

Especially if there's about 20 of them jamming themselves into that little car parked in the alley behind your house.

Anne Elk · 05-28-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
And to Anne Elk (I think) re the hateful Scott Stevens, I like seeing the geezers play, too. Ken Danyko, Adam Oates, and Steve Thomas are all older players, and all in the finals. And none of them are as annoying as Stevens.

Hopefully Danyko will play on Thursday. I need to watch hockey with people who know hockey. Go Geezers!

Replaced_Texan · 05-28-2003, 03:10 PM

Things that I learned on the Internet today:

Bull in China Shop

Retarded Animal Babies (spree: animated flash movie that is NOT ok for work)

str8outavannuys · 05-28-2003, 03:15 PM

I have a new favorite show. "Kindergarten" on HBO-Family. It looks as though a documentary crew taped a Kindergarten class every day (or at least several times per week) for a semester or a year. The class is in Nyack (suburbs of NYC, for all you non-tri-staters), and is very multi-cultural. The teacher Miss Johnson is freakin awesome. There are a great many incredibly cute kids, including a little latino boy who appears to have ADD. It's unbelievable to watch these kids and KNOW what they're going to be like 5, 10, 20 years later.

Two favorite quotes from recent episodes:
"Christians believe in Santa Claus, and the Jews don't, and the Jews are probably right about this one, actually." Jonas (very dorky jewish kid doomed to a life of misery in Junior high and high school, before going off to an ivy league school).

"One year you're 5, and the next year you're 5 and a half, and the next year you're 6, and the next year you're 6 and a half." Anna Belle (cutest kid of all time).

LessinSF · 05-28-2003, 03:16 PM

NCS: "The great thing about sex is that people can experiment within the confines of a relationship with [blah, blah, blah]."

Fucking conformist.

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I sort-of see your point re receiving, but giving? I've always heard that the thrill is that the feeling is "tighter." Like a virgin and all that. Not like "I wish this were a dude who didn't have a vag."

But with no muscles to "give" isn't the recipient just asking for trouble? Just do those little exercises that your mother told you about and you can remain tight in the other orifice.

I had this bf once that would sometimes ask me to, um, stimulate his bummy. I said no, not into that. He finally asked if he could entertain my bummy and I kicked him to the curb -- after 2 years a guy should know what a girl is willing to accept. My hubby is horrified at the thought of someone touching his bummy and equally disgusted by the prospect of bummy-fucking me or anyone else (one of those "would you ever?" conversations).

Mayhap you are right that if a woman wants to be bummied her lover isn't necessarily gay for going along with it, but him asking to be bummied is just too much for me, especially when he is the type who "hates faggots." Maybe I just have trouble getting past the idea that you oughta be excited enough by the partner you have chosen to not have to spice it up with tools, toys, bummy-fucking, etc.

If you want to spice it up, just watch hockey or baseball and fuck (the old-fashioned way) everytime your team scores --- of course, this sucks when your team is in the basement.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-28-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
And none of them are as annoying as Stevens.

Stevens is annoying. And he kayaks, and we all know what that means.

Speaking of Roy, I liked the way the Sportscenter guy pronounced SASK-at-chew-an today. Made me wish Roy's son was going to Iqaluit to play. Or maybe Chicoutimi.

SlaveNoMore · 05-28-2003, 03:26 PM

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ThrashersFan
... My hubby is...

Two questions for you?

1) Is your husband your second or third cousin?

2) Do you have more than 11 teeth?

not7y(always feel like I'm reading a post from "Cotton Eyed Joe")S

purse junkie · 05-28-2003, 03:28 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/28/ja....ap/index.html

(moron throws boiling water on friend, predictably causes burns)

Am I the only one who was genuinely too afraid to even eat Pop-Rocks with a mouthful of Coke? What the hell is wrong with today's whippersnappers?

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Stevens is annoying. And he kayaks, and we all know what that means.

Speaking of Roy, I liked the way the Sportscenter guy pronounced SASK-at-chew-an today. Made me wish Roy's son was going to Iqaluit to play. Or maybe Chicoutimi.

Down here in the southlands they don't even try to pronounce the cities in Canada that are home to many of our players. Sheesh, anyone who has seen a few episodes of DeGrassi should be able to feel their way through the pronunciations.

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-28-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan If you want to spice it up, just watch hockey or baseball and fuck (the old-fashioned way) everytime your team scores --- of course, this sucks when your team is in the basement.

Then just watch basketball instead.

ThrashersFan · 05-28-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Two questions for you?

1) Is your husband your second or third cousin?

2) Do you have more than 11 teeth?

not7y(always feel like I'm reading a post from "Cotton Eyed Joe")S

1) Oddly enough, my homestate of New York allows marriages between cousins but I was not in any way related to my husband before I married him.

2) Yes, and they are all mine. I also have had only two cavities in my life and never had to wear braces.

Not sure who or what Cotton Eyed Joe is -- care to elaborate?
Edited because I Googled Cotton Eyed Joe and am confused why you would think that you are reading a post from either (a) the #1 country dance club in America which is apparently located in Knoxville, or (b) a dance, apparently country-western, or (c) the name of a song the lyrics of which I so do not understand ("worked a man called Cotton Eyed Joe" but then had a fiddle that "wouldn't play nothin' but Cotton Eyed Joe" - so is it a dude or a song?)