Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
We are offended that there is hardly a Jew count on other reality shows but that Average Joe is packed with them. We have not watched this show from the beginning and perhaps can take solace in the fact that this is not anti semitism, but that the shiksa has a jew fetish and wanted to carry the MOTs along to the end. However, and perhaps str8 can confrim, we suspect that Jeff Zucker, King of all NBC Programming, is probably a self loathing Jew and had things rigged this way. We find this offensive. Much like how you find Coltrane discussions of black people to be offensive though you yourself are not black.

As usual, Paigow's got the Down Low.

SCENE: TEMPLE LA CIENEGA BETH ISRAEL
INTERIOR, DAY

Two white men in suits are sitting in temple, STR8, an aspiring young Hollywood Playa, and JEFF, an older network executive. In the background a cantor is canting.

STR8: J-Z, good to see you my nigga. What up?
JEFF: Sup dawg. Good to see you.
STR8: Whatcha doin here? I thought you'd wasn't down with the MOT game.
JEFF: Damn skippy. I'm just doing some casting for our new show, Average Hebe. We find 16 yids and see which one of them can get their circumsized dick wet with this hottie shiksa cheerbabe. See any real shlubs around here?
STR8: Can I get me some hot Kansas City cheerleader action?
JEFF: We're going for more of the Larry David type, but thanks for playing. Hey, that guy in the back looks like the type.
STR8: He's a moyle with a temper. If he gets dissed, make sure there aren't any sharp objects around.
JEFF: Thanks. We're hoping for more shows like our new ones that "suck"*.

* note: real quote from Jeff Zucker

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where I am at peopel can tell if you are jewish or not so know whether to say christmas or holidays.

What if you convert??!?!?!?!? Either way!?!?!??!?!

Oh the humanity!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had always figured you got your avatar from an email I'd gotten a few weeks before you went to that avatar. The email was being generally circulated.

So, Flinty, you didn't invent it.

I have no idea what you are talking about, and sincerely request that you stop stalking me. No means no, Fringey.

Thank you in advance,

Flinty

Originally posted by leagleaze
You let me know when you actually use a fact.

Don't be a mental midget, leagl. You are better than that. And the soapbox thing is tiresome. Can you not be PC for like one second? Yes you are a triple threat, a jewish lesbian from buttfuck wherever but lighten up. Anyway, facts in evidence.
Previously posted fact: From Roslyn with one s,
Previously posted fact: last name cohen

I also posted that he has accent and has facial features consistent with those of the MOT heritage or ethnicity but some people might think this is more of a subjective call, so i wont list them as fact.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I have no idea what you are talking about, and sincerely request that you stop stalking me. No means no, Fringey.

Thank you in advance,

Flinty

When you find the boiled bunny on your stove, be assured it is just a joke.

Originally posted by lookingformarket
There is the beauty of strictly following matrilineal descent. Ain't no 1/2 or 3/4. Jewishness is strictly binary (even if your mom is a slut*).















*Insert witty disclaimer regarding your cougar mom here.

So what happens if a Jewish gal marries a Catholic guy and both of them think religion is bullshit but the Catholic guy's mom doesnt want the baby stuck in pergatory so they sprinkle some water on him. they also cut the tip of his dick off but dont invite a bumch of people to eat snacks and gawk? Is the baby still a jew? A quasi Jew? A half Jew?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Don't be a mental midget, leagl. You are better than that. And the soapbox thing is tiresome. Can you not be PC for like one second? Yes you are a triple threat, a jewish lesbian from buttfuck wherever but lighten up. Anyway, facts in evidence.
Previously posted fact: From Roslyn with one s,
Previously posted fact: last name cohen

I also posted that he has accent and has facial features consistent with those of the MOT heritage or ethnicity but some people might think this is more of a subjective call, so i wont leist them as fact.

Thanks for the back door compliment. Others are right, this is boring and I am not going to keep repeating myself.

You're not going to change my opinion, I knew I wasn't going to change yours.

If you want to continue the argument just reread what I have already written. It won't change.

Originally posted by mmm3587
my wife.

So much for that crush. Why are all the guys here married except for the youngster and the scrapheap?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where I am at peopel can tell if you are jewish or not so know whether to say christmas or holidays.

This is both demonsterably false and racist. In DC (where you are), people always say "holidays" because you never know. I came to the area from a part of the country where people tend to assume Chistianity, and my first winter here everyone looked at me like I had a crucifix growing out of my forehead, even the Christians.

Of course, I'm sure you can always pick out the Jews (let me guess: they're the ones with hooked noses and beady eyes grubbing around for money, right?). Peddle you racism somewhere else.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
When you find the boiled bunny on your stove, be assured it is just a joke.

Mmmm....hasenfeffer. I take it all back, I heart you, you marvelous culinary genius you. I'll cancel the restraining order and pick up a nice shiraz.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am a MOT, a jewess, nay a jewess girl...and I have a name that is traditioanlly thought of as being other than jewish (sort of like if I was a jewish boy named Jesus or Christopher).

Last Sunday's Law & Order: Criminal Intent had an outstanding use of the word "jewess." And yes, it was derogatory. The episode strongly implied, and I inferred, that the Vincent D'Onofrio's character was Jewish. Which led me and Mrs. Str8 to say "he is???? Hooray, world's smartest jew."

str8.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So much for that crush. Why are all the guys here married except for the youngster and the scrapheap?

Paigs, even if I were married (which I'm not, just like I'm not going to go beat anyone or throw shit at anyone for fun*), I'd still cheat on her to stab you from behind, if you know what I mean. And I know that you do.


* Except for dodgeball. That's the kind of league I'd like to be in. A lawyers' dodgeball league.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What if you convert??!?!?!?!? Either way!?!?!??!?!

Oh the humanity!

We don't recognize converts. You are wbat you were born. You can't run away from the past. Wherever you go, there you are.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So what happens if a Jewish gal marries a Catholic guy and both of them think religion is bullshit but the Catholic guy's mom doesnt want the baby stuck in pergatory so they sprinkle some water on him. they also cut the tip of his dick off but dont invite a bumch of people to eat snacks and gawk? Is the baby still a jew? A quasi Jew? A half Jew?

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right i'm living in the fucking past!

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Where I am at peopel can tell if you are jewish or not so know whether to say christmas or holidays.

Can the 6 old retard that took over your log-in today please give it back already?