Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Really? Because in my neck of the woods "nosejob" = "jewish" that, and the diamond encrusted star of david that everyone gets for their 16th birthday. So I wouldn't presume anyone with a bumpy nose to be jewish.

Dont forget about the surgery to remove their horns. Thats where all the bar mitzvah money goes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Why would I not be dating material for a jewish person just because I'm not jewish? I wouldn't want you to stereotype about the MOT. That would just be wrong, now wouldn't it?

There are jewish people who will not consider marrying non-jews. in some cases (well, at least one), they have no objection to just fucking non-jews but it can never be a serious relationship. these people should be aware that having a primarily sexual relationship kind of demands that you have some sexual ability. of course, this guy's ludicrously stereotypical level of neurosis meant I wasn't interested in a real relationship, either.

but anyway, the point of this is, some jews have an issue with out-marriage. so do some baptists and catholics and probably pretty much every other religion out there.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Given Omarosa's attitude, why do you think that Paigow has it wrong this time? Omarosa's pissed off at the world and, if editing is to be believed, blames pretty much everything on racism or others' incompetence. Shit, she was pissed off (and needed 9 hours in the emergency room or something) because some white plaster hit her on the head. She's like a Chris Rock schtick, but without the humor.

I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not. But you agree with paigow that Omarossa is sabotaging this challenge and Kwame because she feels like Kwame is in cahoots with all the other white people to hold her back and make her look bad?

I mean she's nuts, but that's a few too many leaps and assumptions for me.

TM

Originally posted by Fugee

4. Paigow: If you want to get rid of the stalker, apologize to your friends in advance, have several drinks before you see the stalker, and then cut loose on her. If you lack topics, I suggest you start by asking if she eats at McDonalds -- if she says yes then start in on how she is singlehandedly responsible for the destruction of the rainforest. Then move into how pigs are as smart as dogs and would she eat her dog. Have more to drink. Then insult the manhood of some random yahoo in the bar and get him mad enough to want to punch you and anyone in your vicinity. At some point insist that she kiss you. If she demurs with the excuse that she can't because she has a crush on one of the guys in your group, make her guess that guy.
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I think I just got flamed by Fugee. On Good Friday. Whoa.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Dualit
I am qualified to disagree with the "ALL" part of that statement.

Dua(but they generally don't suffer from the Irish Curse)lit

Hey!

Look here, Missy. Between you and this freakin' monkey, I've had about enought of this. Go lí Monica Lewinsky do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.

Seamus O'Gattigap


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In other news, here you can generate your own Irish Curse.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

(rock n roll hall of douchbags)

Which one are you?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
You're mean. Do people actually PICK the aisle seat? I know I don't - I do the night-before check-in just so I can get a window - and so your assumption that I've given up my right to sleep is just . . . scary.

I check in early just to get the aisle. Claws Tro Pho Bic.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not. But you agree with paigow that Omarossa is sabotaging this challenge and Kwame because she feels like Kwame is in cahoots with all the other white people to hold her back and make her look bad?

I mean she's nuts, but that's a few too many leaps and assumptions for me.

TM

No, but I didn't think paigow was suggesting she was sabotaging the task. She didn't sabotage the "renovate the apartment" task either, she just quit on the rest of the team. That's what seemed to be happening here--I don't believe she thinks she's doing a bad job. But she is. Just like Paigow's sister thinks that she's being normal and friendly towards paigs in the bar.

She seems to have the attitude that she's too good for the type of work she's been asked to do, and, when she articulates that attitude, much of the time she blames her reasons on the racism or incompetence of others. That's only been magnified by the fact that she was fired, when she was definitely (in her mind) the most talented and capable person on the show. Paigow's made-up quote seemed merely to summarize that.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Yes, god forbid anybody think I am Jewish.

You look like a gay black man with a mustache to me.

TM

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You look like a gay black man with a mustache to me.

TM

That would certainly explain why you wouldn't stop hitting on me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Hey!

Look here, Missy. Between you and this freakin' monkey, I've had about enought of this. Go lí Monica Lewinsky do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.

Seamus O'Gattigap


******

In other news, here you can generate your own Irish Curse.

My apologies Seamus, next round is on me.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dont forget about the surgery to remove their horns.

You would know better than I.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I believe the black chick from the first season of surviver aws also portrayed as lazy and work evading.

And no I dont think Omarosa and Nick are plants. They are both abrasive assholes so no planting needed. I think Omarosa's attitude toward her gig was something along the lines of "Make me check the flights and pick the white bitch up bc I am the black woman. Apparently slaveery is alive and well in New Jersey. Even my own brotherman Kwame is giving me the lowest job bc he does not love the sisters and probably has a white girlfriend"

That is probably what she thinks, which is even more ridiculous, in light of the fact that the Trump guy said that the most important element of the whole experience was making sure the talent is coddled -- none of which could happen if Omarosa didn't get the job done. Shows bad judgment on Kwame's part to put her in charge of the logistics.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Shows bad judgment on Kwame's part to put her in charge of the logistics.

Kwame's bad judgment was picking her. She was the only one of the choices that they both (he and Bill) knew could really fuck things up, as opposed to just do things half competently. Kwame's better decision would have been to say, Heidi you do this, Troy, you do that, Omorosa, um, you do nothing. But, as he put it in the interview, firing really isn't an option.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But, as he put it in the interview, firing really isn't an option.

He said this? Why isn't it an option?