Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You realize this was Coltrane's joke right? I mean this is the original type of whiff.

You were trying to turn it back on him, dumbass. And failed miserably. Probably because you lack a sense of proportion and have a really teenie weenie. A Vienna sausage.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This is a movie in which 11 starving POWs forego a halftime opportunity for freedom in order to mount a come-from-behind victory against their Nazi guards (who are, being Nazis, bigtime cheaters), and your complaint is "It glorifies bicycle kicks too much"?

Actually, they eat fairly well. It's only the eastern europeans who are starving.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You were trying to turn it back on him, dumbass. And failed miserably. Probably because you lack a sense of proportion and have a really teenie weenie. A Vienna sausage.

My post read like poetry, and was fully sucessful. Let me diagram. I accepted the small dick size allegation and took a different tact based upon the wedding ring. I am willing to accept the small dick size for two reasons, first I don't have the body image problems that obviously control your every thought, and second a small dick doesn't reduce MY pleasure, so why would I care?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I am willing to accept the small dick size for two reasons, first I don't have the body image problems that obviously control your every thought, and second a small dick doesn't reduce MY pleasure, so why would I care?

Translation: I pay for sex.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My post read like poetry, and was fully sucessful. Let me diagram. I accepted the small dick size allegation and took a different tact based upon the wedding ring. I am willing to accept the small dick size for two reasons, first I don't have the body image problems that obviously control your every thought, and second a small dick doesn't reduce MY pleasure, so why would I care?

I don't get it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Translation: I pay for sex.

Well, fringey would have to be working in one strong seller's market. no offense.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
It's an attitudinal thing, mostly. You need to hold your head up higher when you're walking around. People will stop thinking you're shy and insecure that way.

Right up until the moment before you walk into a plate glass window

[Atticus Grinch]

FB ladies --- looking for an apartment with 24-hour security, housekeeping, two meals a day, plus full access to outdoor gardens and a roof deck with a view of the Empire State Building --- all for $213/wk? Apply for The Spinster Arms. Walking distance from Macy's!

Sadly, Peter Scolari and persons earning over $50K need not apply.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a small dick doesn't reduce MY pleasure, so why would I care?

good to know you are fucking the pre-pubescent without lube.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
good to know you are fucking the pre-pubescent without lube.

My organ may be small, but I'm just careful not to play it in Cathedrals. no offense.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My organ may be small, but I'm just careful not to play it in Cathedrals. no offense.

This guy enjoys his small organ:

[Gattigap]

The Game giveth, and The Game taketh away.

In the same season where baseball game footage proved an accused criminal to be innocent of the charged crime (at least for that day), it appears that Our National Pastime can be a cruel mistress as well.

Anyone who has watched Ferris Beuller knows that when you're on the lam, you might be able to evade exposure by catching a home run ball in the stands, but granting the post-game interview with the local TV station is probably a poor idea.

• While the man who caught the ball, Charles Baker, a 27-year-old Oxford man, was being interviewed on television Monday, police in Oxford recognized him as someone wanted by Miami University police.
  
  "We had some people call our communications center," said Sgt. Stephen VanWinkle of the university police.

The fugitive from justice may have been thinking ahead, but apparently forgot that the interview would be carried in the box-with-the-funny-pictures, not radio.

• "I asked him his name and he said, 'Dave,'" said Fox Sports Net's Chris Welsh, who interviewed Baker. "I said, 'Dave What?' He said, 'Smith.'"

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Translation: I pay for sex.

Don't we all.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sgt. Stephen VanWinkle of the university police...

I wonder if he is related to Robert VanWinkle?

spree: musician's fan site

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
FB ladies --- looking for an apartment with 24-hour security, housekeeping, two meals a day, plus full access to outdoor gardens and a roof deck with a view of the Empire State Building --- all for $213/wk? Apply for The Spinster Arms. Walking distance from Macy's!

Sadly, Peter Scolari and persons earning over $50K need not apply.

A former co-worker lived there, years ago. She is now married and living in Germany while I am single in Boston. Maybe I should have moved there too instead of hanging out in Hoboken (cue Bugs Bunny, "Ho-Boken?! I'm dying!)