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05-12-2005, 12:52 PM
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#721
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In other news, it is a Commando Thursday.
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Maybe where you live. Here, it's Pants-Free Thursday. |
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05-12-2005, 12:55 PM
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#722
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Leave Dylan out of this! He can do what he wants with his life.
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I never grasp why people do the "I have no facial muscles" look. I don't like it. |
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05-12-2005, 12:57 PM
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#723
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Job opening
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never grasp why people do the "I have no facial muscles" look. I don't like it.
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What does this mean?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2005, 01:00 PM
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#724
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What does this mean?
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I don't like the slack-jawed yokel look. It looks like she might drool, and not in a sexy way. |
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05-12-2005, 01:03 PM
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#725
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't like the slack-jawed yokel look. It looks like she might drool, and not in a sexy way.
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When your face is relaxed, do your lips touch? Would you rather she clench her jaw? It's not like her mouth is wide open.
Fuck, those eyes are sexy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2005, 01:05 PM
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#726
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Job opening
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It looks like she might drool, and not in a sexy way.
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There is a way to drool sexily? |
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05-12-2005, 01:08 PM
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#727
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Job opening
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Originally posted by TexLex
Maybe where you live. Here, it's Pants-Free Thursday.
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Uh-oh. Nobody told me. Boy, do I feel dumb.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-12-2005, 01:16 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh-oh. Nobody told me. Boy, do I feel dumb.
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Whenever you talk like that, I think you should switch your avatar to spongebob's gay lover:
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05-12-2005, 01:20 PM
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#729
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Runaway Bride
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Originally posted by barely_legal
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!
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Yeah-ye catfight!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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05-12-2005, 01:27 PM
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#730
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Job opening
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fuck, those eyes are sexy.
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They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-12-2005, 01:35 PM
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but you're blick
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1059677_3_0_,00.html
Chappelle in psych hospital -- With its star hospitalized in South Africa, ''Chappelle's Show'' is unlikely to return to Comedy Central for a third season
Comedian Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa and has remained there since late April, according to a source close to the situation. The same source denies rumors of drug abuse. Other sources have also told EW that the future of Chappelle's Show — the hit Comedy Central series that was entering its third season — is more uncertain than the network has suggested.
TM
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I wonder where he got the Sarf Effrica recommendation from? Is that where Martin Lawrence went when he was suffering from all that exhaustion of his?
The least Chappelle could have done before he left is wander out into the street with a handgun, shrieking gibberish and rolling his eyes. I feel cheated. |
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05-12-2005, 01:46 PM
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#732
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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A Call to Arms
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.
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You are always soooo superior. You and lo-berry. Lording over the rest of us your witty, pithy criticism and your cutting insults. I see what's going on here. Building yourselves up by cutting others down, etc. It masks a deep-seated insecurity, and while it used to make me feel concerned for you, not anymore! I am sick of it, and it is not my fault that you do not seek the help you so desperately need. If you're so much better than the rest of us, you and lo-berry can go off in your own corner, Mr. Fancy Pants. I, for one, am done with you.
P.S. You can't spell B.O. without Bo!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-12-2005, 01:52 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I missed the fetish reference in the post -- what was it?
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Someone asked who had the preggo fetish. It was Penske but he died in a horrible mountain biking accident and I inherited it.
RT asked me just how many fetishes I had, and I told her I found it too limiting to actually keep count, as I might find a new one, and then where would I be.
Shortly after that, TM declared that he really wished he could have gone to his grave without knowing that I had a preggo fetish. At that stage I had to remind him that this isn't real life, and his momma doesn't really turn tricks at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.
BTW, RP, it's still on right? I've been fantasizing since I first found out you were in bloom you fabulous flower!!!!
(p.s., don't tell Thurgreed)
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-12-2005, 01:53 PM
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#734
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Job opening
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Originally posted by TexLex
There is a way to drool sexily?
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Sure there is, when you're drooling because you're giving me vigorous fellatio. |
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05-12-2005, 01:57 PM
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#735
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Job opening
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Originally posted by TexLex
There is a way to drool sexily?
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Yes. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and I'll show you. But maybe that isn't really drooling....
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Send in the evil clowns.
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