The Spanky Show - Page 49

Miss Crabtree · 07-26-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Yes

And there is no substance over her. Technically what goes on here is not "form" but I think I got the point across.

Now, Spanky, you're a big boy. Just take things under control yourself.

Now, Class, we're all going to talk about Schwartznegger's stand against junk food right here, and give this board some substance. What do you all think about junk food?

07-26-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Confidential to paigow: It is so totally over. Come back to the FB and drown your sorrows.

Does this mean LessinSF won't Godfather my child?

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Confidential to paigow: It is so totally over. Come back to the FB and drown your sorrows.

Paigow's dog is pretty cute. It definitely belongs on Spankyland.

Rocky · 07-26-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got married and my Husband wanted to move to New York. So I gave up my big Toronto ground-floor Apartment with the Raccoon-filled back yard. I agree, though. Very cool.

Now that I am getting divorced I too am wondering why the hell I moved from Raccoon Utopia.

We miss you. Please come home.

Hank Chinaski · 07-26-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh! And I have a great Skunk story. One time I was driving to a barbecue at one of my parent's Yacht Clubs (Spanky digs this WASPy shit, so please indulge me). Anyway, I was driving along, getting ready to turn in to the club when I heard this CRUNCH. Then about one second later, POOF! Skunkstink everywhere.

As I did not have to juice in the car, I just decided to go to the BBQ. Of course, when I got there, Everyone was bitching that it stank like skunk. I am sure when they go to the parking lot and walked by my skunky car, they knew it was me. The Skunk Killer.

If I embarrassed, I would have been so embarrassed.

No offense, but what do you smell like normally if the other guests didn't ID the source right quick.

Miss Crabtree · 07-26-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
...and its purpose is to get you to regale us with your Entertaining Stories. ..

Maybe the princess could just be quiet for a little while and give him a chance to speak?

Porkchop · 07-26-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Now, Spanky, you're a big boy. Just take things under control yourself.

Now, Class, we're all going to talk about Schwartznegger's stand against junk food right here, and give this board some substance. What do you all think about junk food?

I'd rather have skunk food.

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Now, Spanky, you're a big boy. Just take things under control yourself.

Now, Class, we're all going to talk about Schwartznegger's stand against junk food right here, and give this board some substance. What do you all think about junk food?

The problem is that Penske, Hank, Sidd, T-Rex and Sebastian have got their priorities all screwed up. They seem to be actually trying to bill today. In Spankyland the politics board takes priority over billing.

notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got married and my Husband wanted to move to New York. So I gave up my big Toronto ground-floor Apartment with the Raccoon-filled back yard. I agree, though. Very cool.

Now that I am getting divorced I too am wondering why the hell I moved from Raccoon Utopia.

I don't believe you.

07-26-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Paigow's dog is pretty cute. It definitely belongs on Spankyland.

I hope you meant "in".

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does this mean LessinSF won't Godfather my child?

I think the role of the Godfather is to provide positive guidance to the child in question. I don't think you want your child smoking cubans and drinking single malt scotch in elementary school.

Shape Shifter · 07-26-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Paigow's dog is pretty cute. It definitely belongs on Spankyland.

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but that wasn't her dog . . .

Porkchop · 07-26-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Paigow's dog is pretty cute. It definitely belongs on Spankyland.

Bring it on.

Flinty_McFlint · 07-26-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But I don't want to lose you here. What can I do to make this better for you?

Spanky Tango Foxtrot 2-5-9er, this is the tower, the runaway is clear, repeat the runway is clear. You are cleared to taxi to runway entrance 1-B and prepare for takeoff. Good hunting.

Hank Chinaski · 07-26-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I wish I could say yes. But unfortunately no. The interesting thing is that the cats don't freak out over the Skunks. When another cat comes around, a racoon or a person they don' t know they hiss and growl. But Skunks don't even get them to get up.

At first I thought they must think that the Skunks are just other cats but they don't like other cats. The only other thing I can think of is that the house they grew up in LA was crawling with Skunks. They must have gotten used to them then.

You adopted the cats from a home in LA?