Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Replaced_Texan]

I just heard a report that America's Top Model had a segment on the models getting waxed and ready for potential bikini shots. Legs up in the air, screaming, etc.

Did anyone see this?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science...eut/index.html

[spree: Handsome men produce the best quality semen and beautiful women seem to have good voices, according to two different scientific studies.]

Okay, but does that mean that semen improves your vocal chords?

TM

I always thought it was fat women have nice voices? It seemed that way in my church anyway.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I just heard a report that America's Top Model had a segment on the models getting waxed and ready for potential bikini shots. Legs up in the air, screaming, etc.

Did anyone see this?

I don't know if it is more pathetic that I saw this or that I am so distracted from work today that I am posting about it.

Yes, it was pretty graphic with legs in the air and bare butts showing. Some women were "religiously opposed" to the idea of waxing, some "told everyone I know that I would never NEVER get a bikini wax" (right-who does this), and some screamed bloody hell and said it had to be more painful than anything else in the whole wide big bad world.

Oh--and four of the ten were late (by I think half an hour or more) to their bikini shoot the next morning and did not grasp why this was a problem.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

No Toronto spellers, sadly. I coulda been a contenda.

I think they get booted when they insert U's after O's and end er-words with "re"


MmmmBurgre

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I just heard a report that America's Top Model had a segment on the models getting waxed and ready for potential bikini shots. Legs up in the air, screaming, etc.

Did anyone see this?

If they were doing Brazillians, I would have tuned in. Missed the models, but did catch the Jackass re-run where Steve-O got waxed. Watching them tear off his fairly thick eyebrows in one shot was pretty funny.

Haven't heard if Steve-O is still stuck in a Swedish prison, waiting to crap out a condom full of herb. He should have just gone to Canada. I'm sure they are every bit as interested in watching some dude light his head on fire and staple his nutsack to his thigh.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I always thought it was fat women have nice voices? It seemed that way in my church anyway.

Are you suggesting that fat girls swallow?

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
There was an "incident" that may have curtailed what may have otherwise been a more free-spirited view of sex.

Sorry about the "incident".

I am not going to jump on the bandwagon of posters claiming that you like vanilla. You like what you like, I like what I like.

But you have me wondering. When you said that some people think blowjobs are kinky, I about died. I must be an outlier. I can't imagine how anyone could think oral is kinky.

Shit, it doesn't even require batteries.

AM(wish I'd saved the famous TM post)M

[SlaveNoMore]

Poseur
lack of desire for anything other than missionary sex ... I would not permit oral sex to be performed on me.

$100 says your husband either is

(a) a Gold card member of the local whorehouse,

(b) has a few mistresses in that cowtown of yours, or

(c) gay

not7y(oral sex is as vanilla as it gets - fucking A)S

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
not7y(oral sex is as vanilla as it gets - fucking A)S

I thought oral "sex" was not sex?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I thought oral "sex" was not sex?

And apparently a whole country full of 7th graders thinks so too.

[NotFromHere]

ORLANDO, Fla., May 28 — Experts in Islamic law are being called to testify in the lawsuit of a Muslim woman fighting a state order to take off her veil for her driver’s license photo. Sultanna Freeman, 35, says Florida’s insistence on photographing her face violates her religious rights. “I DON’T UNVEIL ... because it would be disobeying my Lord,” Freeman testified Tuesday at the start of her non-jury trial.
Assistant Attorney General Jason Vail argued that having an easily identifiable photo on a driver’s license is a matter of public safety.
“It’s the primary method of identification in Florida and the nation,” Vail said. “I don’t think there can be any doubt there is a public safety interest.”
Freeman’s attorneys argue that state officials didn’t care that she wore a veil in her Florida driver’s license photo until after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, an allegation the state denies. “This is about religious liberty. It’s about whether this country is going to have religious diversity,” said Howard Marks, an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida.
Both sides planned to call experts in Islamic law at the trial, which continues Wednesday. A copy of the Quran has been entered into evidence.Read full story here

Question: Is this true? I mean the part about disobeying her lord? I thought that was local law and that there were circumstances where you could unveil (like at home). Anyone out there know the answer to this?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
blah blah blah - good for Chretien etc.

One question. When has anyone ever in Canada been arrested for possessing a small amount of pot? It just doesn't happen. Unless you have a massive bag of weed, the cops don't care.

Good for Chretien. Now he can feed the herb to the cows to make them happy instead of mad, and to the SARS patients so they go out with a smile. (Good grief, the country has massive problems with PR right now - what the hell is he thinking).

[evenodds]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
$100 says your husband either is . . .

Edited to remove specifics from question.

I am having lunch with him tomorrow, so I'd love the patented Slave insights to parry with.

Thoughts?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, that is EXACTLY what the punk rock look was designed to do. It was meant to stand out as a "fuck you" to the status quo and to societal conformity. Just as the color of your shoelaces in your Doc Martens indentified which camp you fell into - of course dyeing your hair pink and sporting it in a spiked mohawk MEANT something. Especially back a few years.

You apparently did it to piss off your folks.

As I said - POSEUR

nopt7y(which is French for Asshat)S

A lecture on the meaning of the punk rock look/non-conformity from a Republican? What do sweater vests stand for?

Sooooooooo squaresville man...

:band:

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/story?id=1555940

[spree: Michelle Wie wants to be the first female to earn a PGA Tour card. She hits the ball 290 off the tee and she's only 13 years old]

Damn.

TM