Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm sticking with Hat until Madonna uses it - then I'll know its passe

not7yS

If I see you at the Soho Grand calling someone an asshat while wearing your leather pants and boa, dont be offended if I walk on by stealthily. Assplug.

[evenodds]

Who says nothing interesting ever happens in the Patch . . .

Nebraska Lawmaker Proposes War With Iowa
By The Associated Press

LINCOLN, Neb. - A Nebraska lawmaker is so fed up with constituents crossing the state border to gamble that she proposed going to war with neighboring Iowa.

"I've been cautioned that the members of the Iowa Legislature might not take it kindly,' said Sen. Pam Brown of Omaha.

Brown's proposed amendment read: "The sovereign state of Nebraska declares a state of hostility with the sovereign state of Iowa until such a time as the state of Iowa ceases the unjust and relentless appropriation of the resources of the citizens of Nebraska."

Brown offered the amendment to a proposed constitutional amendment that would ask votes to approve casino gambling in Nebraska.

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fe_st/iowa_war

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

r(can you tell how I get my kicks?)p

Yes: animals, thirds, batteries, spreader bars, latex, assplugs . . . .

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes: animals, thirds, batteries, spreader bars, latex, assplugs . . . .

You freaks....hey, do you like my monkeys? Would you like to touch them? You know you would.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes: animals, thirds, batteries, spreader bars, latex, assplugs . . . .

No, silly, by needling people when they are verbally imprecise.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're right. The ideal mix would be more chocolate and strawberry and half the amount of vanilla.

I disagree. You have to eat chocolate and vanilla entirely separately so neither taints the other ruining the depth or creaminess, respectively. And adding fruit to ice cream wrongly cuts both the tanginess of the fruit and the smoothness of the ice cream.

Mint chocolate chip, baby.

P(but I do make an exception for hot fudge sauce, which should be put on everything)J

[evenodds]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, silly, by needling people when they are verbally imprecise.

I guessed completely wrong on that.

I assumed you got your kicks by serially posting.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by evenodds
As usual, you've completely nailed it. I don't think anyone has an issue with what anyone does or doesn't do in the bedroom. The issue is the willingness to judge others based on one's particular standard of normality.

E/O

Actually, I think we were looking at vanilla-ality which apparently is everything sexual done between consenting adults that does not involve a man fucking a woman's ass (or vice versa) and the addition of toys, other people, etc. Which in turn makes me boring and vanilla -- I don't eat ice cream so I guess vanilla is just as good as any other.

Saying I would not want to be ass-fucked and find it weird is not judging. I did not label ass-fuckers as deviants or criminals (although I did say that people should wonder why they want to do that but then later said that after considering everything everyone had said here I had been convinced otherwise which, in my opinion, shows that I do in fact have an open mind about things), I just think it is not for me and thus, in my little world, weird. I think people who drive Fords are weird because I wouldn't drive one, that doesn't mean I am judging those people. I still associate with Ford-drivers and, more than likely, ass-fuckers.

That being said, I find pedophilia not normal and thus, in violation of your no-judgment rule above, I am more than willing to judge the adults who engage in it. Same thing with rapists and people who make snuff flicks. I would also judge animal-fuckers because, well, I could not stand to have my kitties taking it in the ass from someone like TM.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
(Whole vanilla-sex discussion, then..)That being said, I find pedophilia not normal and thus, in violation of your no-judgment rule above, I am more than willing to judge the adults who engage in it. Same thing with rapists and people who make snuff flicks. I would also judge animal-fuckers because, well, I could not stand to have my kitties taking it in the ass from someone like TM.

I think everyone's talking about not judging consensual-adult acts only, not nonconsensual (counting animals here, unless any of you freaks are really fluent in dog or sheep and can confirm consent) or child-related.

But to be fair to ThrashersFan here, I never saw her suggest "others are bad for doing such-and-so"--just stating what's normal for her, which is entirely different from passing judgment on others.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, silly, by needling people when they are verbally imprecise.

Take it to the Timmy board

[Replaced_Texan]

The Austin City Limits Festival is running a drawing for VIP passes to the festival. The VIP passes are also being sold at $1500 for four.

http://www.aclfestival.com/festtest.html

The guestimates of the answers to the quiz are as follows:

1.) Zilker was a German immigrant who gave the first 40 acres to the park.

2.) No idea. I guessed 325.

3.) Willie Nelson

4.) Willie Nelson (I think, he wasn't on the official press release from last year)

5.) A chipmunk (I think. It sorta looks like a chipmunk).

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I think everyone's talking about not judging consensual-adult acts only, not nonconsensual (counting animals here, unless any of you freaks are really fluent in dog or sheep and can confirm consent) or child-related.

I know, I was just trying to make a point about how over the top it is to make a blanket statement that one cannot make any judgments based upon his/her own view of normalcy. It was also the only way I knew to get in the line about TM ass-fucking my cats which in print is not as funny as it was in my head.

Thanks for seeing that I wasn't trying to judge. I cannot believe that this whole trail started because somebody mentioned a reality show idea about fucking a girl in the ass and I asked why it had to be a girl. Sheesh, can this end now before I have to go and ask a stranger with an assplug to bone me up the ass while my cats watch so that I can prove to strangers on a lawyer board that I am "normal?"

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Austin City Limits Festival is running a drawing for VIP passes to the festival. The VIP passes are also being sold at $1500 for four.

http://www.aclfestival.com/festtest.html

The guestimates of the answers to the quiz are as follows:

1.) Zilker was a German immigrant who gave the first 40 acres to the park.

2.) No idea. I guessed 325.

3.) Willie Nelson

4.) Willie Nelson (I think, he wasn't on the official press release from last year)

5.) A chipmunk (I think. It sorta looks like a chipmunk).

Oh, better guesses than mine! I thought Lance was the unannounced person. But I bet you're right about Willie.

I tried to google the answer for the bathrooms last night. Unsuccessfully.

Even(already bought our 3-day passes!)Odds

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I disagree. You have to eat chocolate and vanilla entirely separately so neither taints the other ruining the depth or creaminess, respectively. And adding fruit to ice cream wrongly cuts both the tanginess of the fruit and the smoothness of the ice cream.

Mint chocolate chip, baby.

P(but I do make an exception for hot fudge sauce, which should be put on everything)J

I have no objection to fruit on ice cream, but I have to second the mint chocolate chip assessment. I will note that Hagaan Das has a mint chip that confuses me. The ice cream is white, not the artificial green color that I expect mint chip to be.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThrashersFan
Actually, I think we were looking at vanilla-ality which apparently is everything sexual done between consenting adults that does not involve a man fucking a woman's ass (or vice versa) and the addition of toys, other people, etc. Which in turn makes me boring and vanilla -- I don't eat ice cream so I guess vanilla is just as good as any other

Actually - since we keep getting lost here - you said you won't let anyone go down on you.

This ain't even close to normal. This is outright fucking weird.

You are not "Vanilla" You are outta the damn ice cream shop entirely, and in the Soy Aisle in the health food shop.

not7y(I cannot beleive I'm still involved in this discussion)S