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10-21-2005, 04:51 PM
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If she has two tongues, will that make up for it?
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10-21-2005, 04:59 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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Originally posted by spookyfish
If she has two tongues, will that make up for it?
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Fuck that, where can I find the Carolyn Murphy sex tape?!?
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10-21-2005, 05:01 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by spookyfish
If she has two tongues, will that make up for it?
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Courage Thurgreed! There was a 6 toes rumor for Marilyn Monroe also- but it was proven false.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3Doff%26sa%3DG
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10-21-2005, 05:03 PM
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Rageaholic
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She's pretty, but she has a very oddly shaped jaw. Too square?
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10-21-2005, 05:06 PM
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Moderator
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Food Porn, Lovingly Deconstructed
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You take Cialis to watch porn?
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He likes to see if he can hit the ceiling.
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10-21-2005, 05:06 PM
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She's pretty, but she has a very oddly shaped jaw. Too square?
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Agreed. She's a hideous monster.
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10-21-2005, 05:08 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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I wonder if she killed Inigo Montoya's father.
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10-21-2005, 05:09 PM
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She could have a superfluous nipple on her forehead and still be crazy hot. You've gone unsane.
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10-21-2005, 05:11 PM
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Agreed. She's a hideous monster.
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She is very wealthy looking.
And just for you, my love. Of all the plastic surgery this woman has had (and skin grafts- is that plastic surgery?), why no lipo on the saddlebags?
Merde! Red Box!!! S to the Lo |
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10-21-2005, 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
She is very wealthy looking.
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Strange. I wouldn't have guessed she had plastic surgery.
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10-21-2005, 05:21 PM
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MoveOn.ugh
So, now that my Halle has been exposed for her hideous deformity, I must move on. I am currently taking submissions for a new number one spot on my list. Photographic evidence is a must, so please include a photograph of who you think should be the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall. Joke responses are welcome (as if that even matters) as well.
TM
ETA: This reminds me of a story of my overwhelming shallowness*. When I was in college, the school across the river had much hotter girls than our school. Since my school was pretty small, it didn't take long to run out of fresh meat. So, midway through the second trimester, we were all scouting the talent across the river.
Anyway, I met this girl and she was hot. Not smokin' hot, but very good looking, with a nice body. We immediately clicked, did the sex, hung out, spent time -- she was on her way to becoming my gf for a few weeks.
One day, I'm in her room and we're just lying in bed listening to Bob Marley's Legend (of course) and I'm holding her hand. I'm kind of caressing it and something ain't right. I look down and her thumb is kind of stumpy. Not cut-off short. Just kind of off. Anyway, it freaked me out and grossed me out and that was the end of that.
So, a month later (after she started talkign to me again), I set her up with my roomate. He was all happy and on his way to making her his gf. It was when he was telling me how happy he was with her that I told him to take a good look at her thumb.
He broke up with her the next day.
Good times. Good times.
*This is not an invitation to submit nfh as the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall
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10-21-2005, 05:27 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. She's a hideous monster.
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She looks like Paigow would like her:
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10-21-2005, 05:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
She is very wealthy looking.
And just for you, my love. Of all the plastic surgery this woman has had (and skin grafts- is that plastic surgery?), why no lipo on the saddlebags?
Merde! Red Box!!! S to the Lo
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Damned if I know.
But you I think she's a Grade D Chuck meat anyway. Why that fat twist even has a career amazes me.
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10-21-2005, 05:30 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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General observation: http://www.thesuperficial.com (and http://www.imdb.com, for that matter) will not let you use their server to post pictures here. Linking to their server to host a photo here will result in a red X.
In other news, I am wearing a hot pink felt beret and a hot pink silk scarf today. I don't care if that is outable.
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10-21-2005, 05:30 PM
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Moderator
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Originally posted by LessinSF
She looks like Paigow would like her:
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She looks like I'd like her. Shit, who wouldn't like her?
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