Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What are you guys worried about? Are you forgetting the reason we made this board? You can say fuck, damn, boobies (love that word, even more that TITS!), suck my cock, asshole, cum shot, or whatever.

In fact, maybe I'll set up the word filter so that when some types "f#ck" or anything thing like that, it will show up as: "i'm too much of a pussy to just say 'fuck', so I typed 'f#ck.' please make fun of me for this."

I think he was just making fun. But I like your idea for the word filter.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
If I'm out to dinner with an old friend (who I used to have a mad crush on) and he tells me that he likes my perfume and wants to know what it is, does that mean he wants to jump my bones, or could it just mean that he really likes my perfume and might want to know the name of it so he can buy some for his next girlfriend?

What, you need more context? Screw context, and just answer the question!

Of course he wants to jump your bones. Context or no context. He might also enjoy playing with your mind; knowing that he inspired this post would probably please him no end.

Did he know about the mad crush?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Questions like this explain why you aren't getting laid enough......

ok Mr. I Can't Get Any From My Wife So I Have to Lust After Buxom Bouncing Cartoon Women

[edited b/c I can't spell anything related to BOOBIES]

[leagleaze]

This is true. There is no one really looking over our shoulder any more here. One of the reasons we chose to go with a VPS, aside from stability and control, is that they have fewer limits on what you can post.

The limits on explicit pictures is for our users who worry about a boss walking in and seeing the pictures, or a log being created on their work computer/server. It is not out of concern for the host. In fact, here are their rules on the matter:

http://www.venturesonline.com/info/adult-content.html

Quoted:

Virtual Private (VPS), Dedicated and Colocation servers
Because we can swip the IPs and assign them to the owners of these accounts, we do allow our dedicated and colocation customers to have adult content on their servers. All of our Terms of Service and Acceptable Use policies do apply, including, but not limited to:

UCE / Spam: Adult sites tend to use UCE/spam as a source of marketing. Before considering using our services for Adult material, please review our spam policy. We have zero tolerance for spam.
Illegal Content: We do not allow any illegal activities on our network, including, but not limited exploitation of minors.

[purse junkie]

Okay, so where do people keep finding these nifty free avatars (besides the ones already in this site's list)? And once I find one, how do I get it here?

And many thanks for all the admins' hard work. I particularly admire you because I have no idea in hell how to master even this simple avatar crap much less all this board stuff.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My fashion question of the day -- I need some new sandals for work (yes, it is already sandal weather here) and I'm looking for some cute, black, 2-3 inch, stable heel (no stilleto), non-floppy when you walk ones. Any thoughts? They will get much wear...

What is non-floppy? Like slingback?

I have not yet been sandal shopping, but the new issue of Lucky has a page on thong sandals.

http://www.luckymag.com/main/thismonth/?030401mais

[robustpuppy]

Can we fix "sexually orientated" to read "oriented" or "sexual in nature"? As written, it sounds like something my father would say. Probably outable as I've told this story to many, but he pronounces gynocologist with a soft g. As if he were saying "vaginacologist." Not entirely illogical, but embarrassing as hell.

Or is it meant to be some kind of tantric sex thing, since "orientate" means to turn to the east?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Of course he wants to jump your bones. Context or no context. He might also enjoy playing with your mind; knowing that he inspired this post would probably please him no end.

Did he know about the mad crush?

I'm not sure if he knew about my mad crush or not. I thought I was kind of obvious, and I think my roommate at the time (who was male) joked around with him about it, but then last night he was telling me all about how he is terrible at reading women's signals and can never tell whether a woman wants him to ask him out or not and that's why he likes to become friends with a woman before going out with her b/c he can read her better once they are friends and gauge her level of interest.

So you can see why this is driving me crazy. Oh, and to complicate matters we live in different cities, although he has made it clear that he's interested in moving to my city and is looking for jobs here (so far without luck dammit)

If he reads this board, I am so busted. If you are reading this board, make a freaking move on me already, dammit!

[evenodds]

B-L, context is crucial in the situation.

Did he smell your perfume from:

across the table?

your wrist?

your neck?

your pillow?

Goddamn it, I'm staying here. I feel like an embedded poster -- just keep getting dragged from place to place with no idea where we're going and no goddamn idea when we're getting there.

Just keeping pouring the Mezcal and I'll be OK.

:brick:

[leagleaze]

be some kind of tantric sex thing, since "orientate" means to turn to the east?

Hehe. It is meant to be not something we wrote. We'll look into changing the language though, when we have a chance.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
. . . last night he was telling me all about how he is terrible at reading women's signals and can never tell whether a woman wants him to ask him out or not and that's why he likes to become friends with a woman before going out with her b/c he can read her better once they are friends and gauge her level of interest.

. . .

If he reads this board, I am so busted. If you are reading this board, make a freaking move on me already, dammit!

OK: Read your own post. You are friends, no? He knew about the crush. His talk about signals and friends means "throw me a rope here, b-l." "I like your perfume" means "let's get naked." He doesn't say "let's get naked" because while he definitely knew about the crush, he doesn't know if it's still in effect and is afraid of rejection.

You should jump him. Why do you want him to make the move? Seize the fucking day, for god's sake.

R (living vicariously) P

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by evenodds
B-L, context is crucial in the situation.

Did he smell your perfume from:

across the table?

your wrist?

your neck?

your pillow?

If I could get him near my pillow, this wouldn't be an issue.

He actually said my car smelled nice and i said "of course, it smells like me" and he said "you DO smell nice, that's a great perfume, what's it called."

That cuts against the him wanting to jump my bones, doesn't it?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by barely_legal If I could get him near my pillow, this wouldn't be an issue.

He actually said my car smelled nice and i said "of course, it smells like me" and he said "you DO smell nice, that's a great perfume, what's it called."

That cuts against the him wanting to jump my bones, doesn't it?

Uh, yeah, it does. But all is not lost.

I agree with the Robust Puppy. Carpe diem. Make a move. Email him and tell him what you wish he were thinking when he said that.

The traditional move in this situation would be to thank him for dinner and remind him that you used to have the biggest crush on him.

His response will give you a much better handle on his intentions and may spark something if he was otherwise unaware.

Even(ex-player)Odds

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Okay, so where do people keep finding these nifty free avatars (besides the ones already in this site's list)? And once I find one, how do I get it here?

And many thanks for all the admins' hard work. I particularly admire you because I have no idea in hell how to master even this simple avatar crap much less all this board stuff.

any image on the web that fits the size limitations will do. I went to my curret favorite website (www.ready.gov), found what the Homeland Security thinks of the security of my particiular homeland (or perhaps it's a good aggie joke), and grabbed the picture.

I resized it in microsoft paint to 100 x 100, uploaded it on another site that I regularly go to, and I've used it as my avatar.