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Old 05-12-2005, 02:02 PM   #736
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Yes. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and I'll show you. But maybe that isn't really drooling....
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.

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They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.
2. Plus, her big toe is bent at an odd angle. I would ask her to change shoes if she came out for a date wearing sandals.
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:05 PM   #738
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Sure there is, when you're drooling because you're giving me vigorous fellatio.
I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.
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I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.
Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?
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Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?
Point taken. I guess I was assuming the "on your knees" command was sort of a dom/sub type thing? I think it probably comes from a friend of mine who describes various women as "swinging from [his] nuts" because they want to give him vigorous fellatio all the time. No, this is not PLF. PLF likes it more gentle so it means something. I can tell this just by looking at him.
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Point taken. I guess I was assuming the "on your knees" command was sort of a dom/sub type thing? I think it probably comes from a friend of mine who describes various women as "swinging from [his] nuts" because they want to give him vigorous fellatio all the time. No, this is not PLF. PLF likes it more gentle so it means something. I can tell this just by looking at him.
I am currently swinging from PLF's nuts. That explains his lack of posting.
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Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?
Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.
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Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.
But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.
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But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.
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But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.
This is why I come to this board. Helpful suggestions to problems I'm having. Thanks Hank!
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Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.
You haven't been licking Sebby's ass, have you? Rumor has it he's not so into that.
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I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.
Sorry about that. I will try to remember your preferences next time.
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Sorry about that. I will try to remember your preferences next time.
That's why I air my grievances. I trust that this went into the dossier? Who is keeping track of that now? It seems that Shape Shifter and Ollie have Sebby's file under control.
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I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.
Next time, start baring the teeth. That'll stop that shit right there.
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