The Spanky Show - Page 50

07-26-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Maybe the princess could just be quiet for a little while and give him a chance to speak?

that wasn't acutally bad. May I suggest you put me n the Ignore LIst. I would hate to subjectively dilute the integrity of the Spanky Show.

LessinSF · 07-26-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does this mean LessinSF won't Godfather my child?

What does that entale? If it gives me the ability to put it down when it exhibits any Paigow-esque genetic tendencies, I am down with that. For the betterment of the species and shit.

Shape Shifter · 07-26-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
What does that entale? If it gives me the ability to put it down when it exhibits any Paigow-esque genetic tendencies, I am down with that. For the betterment of the species and shit.

I doubt this will be a good idea. The kids probably won't fuck you, either.

notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You adopted the cats from a home in LA?

No, he lived in LA, near Griffith Park, with the skunks and other assorted wildlife traipsing through his house and yard. Jesus, Hank, keep up.

Buck · 07-26-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I hope you meant "in".

Off my corner, doe.

Montecore · 07-26-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
literal. Cougars have been reported all over here recently.

Any Tigers?

07-26-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I think the role of the Godfather is to provide positive guidance to the child in question. I don't think you want your child smoking cubans and drinking single malt scotch in elementary school.

My child? IS that all you are going to be? A monthly check to Baby Painky?

RP, how do you actually get them to marry you?

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got married and my Husband wanted to move to New York. So I gave up my big Toronto ground-floor Apartment with the Raccoon-filled back yard. I agree, though. Very cool.

Now that I am getting divorced I too am wondering why the hell I moved from Raccoon Utopia.

Canadian. When I worked oversees I worked with a guy from Toronto. I consider him the stereotypical canadian. He was a nice, polite, charming, good looking guy who seemed completely responsible and somebody you could trust with your life. His father is a priest. Really. His mother died and his father became a priest afterwards.

One of his first nights in Tokyo me and a few Australians took him out on the town to "corrupt' him. Usually the Tokyo virgins on their first night out were completely caught of guard and blown a way. However, on this occasion it totally backfired. He turned out to be a wolf in sheeps clothing. He even outdrank the Australians (of course - not the Irish guy - but beating the Australians is no small feat).

I woke up in the Shinjuku district behind a dumpster and had to go straight to work. When I got there "the Canadian" was sitting at his desk, looking clean and fresh as a spring day, and smiling from ear to ear.

All of the english speaking lawyers (minus the Irish guy who was immune to hangovers), the Italian and one of the Chinese lawyers all looked like death warmed over (at least the ones that made it to work).

Every time I get a visit from "the Canadian" (his firm has clients in Sacramento) I actually prepare a medical kit and make sure I know where the local hospitals are.

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No, he lived in LA, near Griffith Park, with the skunks and other assorted wildlife traipsing through his house and yard. Jesus, Hank, keep up.

I lived in the Disney cottages right on Griffith Park Boulevard. My house was built for a live action snow white and the seven dwarfs movie that was never made. Really. Ask Less. He visited a few times.

notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Canadian. When I worked oversees I worked with a guy from Toronto. I consider him the stereotypical canadian. He was a nice, polite, charming, good looking guy who seemed completely responsible and somebody you could trust with your life. His father is a priest. Really. His mother died and his father became a priest afterwards.

One of his first nights in Tokyo me and a few Australians took him out on the town to "corrupt' him. Usually the Tokyo virgins on their first night out were completely caught of guard and blown a way. However, on this occasion it totally backfired. He turned out to be a wolf in sheeps clothing. He even outdrank the Australians (of course - not the Irish guy - but beating the Australians is no small feat).

I woke up in the Shinjuku district behind a dumpster and had to go straight to work. When I got there "the Canadian" was sitting at his desk, looking clean and fresh as a spring day, and smiling from ear to ear.

All of the english speaking lawyers (minus the Irish guy who was immune to hangovers), the Italian and one of the Chinese lawyers all looked like death warmed over (at least the ones that made it to work).

Every time I get a visit from "the Canadian" (his firm has clients in Sacramento) I actually prepare a medical kit and make sure I know where the local hospitals are.

So the Toronto reference was your first clue that greatwhitenorthchick is Canadian? Or you were just using it for a launching point for a sebbyesque riff*? Maybe gwinky knows this so-called "Canadian". Oh, also, chicks dig guys who have travelled. You can take that one to the bank. sts.

*if so, note for future such endeavors, his usually have some sort of point. maybe next time you could throw in observations about the ennui that kills off the lifespark of lawyers working abroad, or some such thing.

notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I lived in the Disney cottages right on Griffith Park Boulevard. My house was built for a live action snow white and the seven dwarfs movie that was never made. Really. Ask Less. He visited a few times.

I will note this fact in your ever-growing dossier.

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the Toronto reference was your first clue that greatwhitenorthchick is Canadian? Or you were just using it for a launching point for a sebbyesque riff*? Maybe gwinky knows this so-called "Canadian". Oh, also, chicks dig guys who have travelled. You can take that one to the bank. sts.

*if so, note for future such endeavors, his usually have some sort of point. maybe next time you could throw in observations about the ennui that kills off the lifespark of lawyers working abroad, or some such thing.

Hello......This is the Spanky board. The whole point of the board is mindless stories with no point. No plot, just character development.

Shape Shifter · 07-26-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I lived in the Disney cottages right on Griffith Park Boulevard. My house was built for a live action snow white and the seven dwarfs movie that was never made. Really. Ask Less. He visited a few times.

Okay, who was it that originally pegged spanky as a Disney character? Flinty? You win the pool. Congrats.

notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Hello......This is the Spanky board. The whole point of the board is mindless stories with no point. No plot, just character development.

Excuse me, I believe I ordered a large cappuccino! Hello!

ltl/fb · 07-26-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Hello......This is the Spanky board. The whole point of the board is mindless stories with no point. No plot, just character development.

I thought the Point was random capitalization, and that she was missing that because she is not sensitive to Case.