Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The parade of "Predator" cast members going into politics continues.

I, for one, welcome our new action movie star overlords.

Not Billy. I thought Billy would be above all of this.

I'm scared Poncho.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


I'm scared Poncho.

go see Paigow, maybe you two can trade feel better hugs.

[Gattigap]

The newest fitness craze from the UK and Australia? Poledancing.

Aside from the fat-burning advantages of learning how to pole-dance, adherents are leaving classes feeling sexier and more self-confident.

Rumor is that clear-heeled shoes come gratis with successful completion of the course.

Gattigap

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Gattigap
The newest fitness craze from the UK and Australia? Poledancing.





Rumor is that clear-heeled shoes come gratis with successful completion of the course.

Gattigap

First the BMW post, now this. Stripperobics has been offered at Crunch for about 2 years now. Get with the program.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Stripperobics has been offered at Crunch for about 2 years now.

It's been killing the demand for the pole in the my living room.

[Hank Chinaski]

new poll on espn.com shows the strong feelings that the Western Conference finals are the NBA finals- at least so far-

actually i think this just went up this morning, so this is how people in the east feel. The imbalance will probably get worse as the day wears on.

• 7) Who will win it all?
  
  30.1% Los Angeles Lakers
  
  24.6% San Antonio Spurs
  
  14.0% Minnesota Timberwolves
  
  11.8% Sacramento Kings
  
  8.1% Detroit Pistons
  
  5.9% Indiana Pacers
  
  2.8% New Jersey Nets
  
  2.7% Miami Heat
  
  
  Total Votes: 34,340

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I read tm's post, I thought the same thing - Total Eclipse of the Heart, anyone?

Why, O why do I remember this crap and yet repeatedly forget my husband's birthday? Why, Bilmore?

Well, I'm Not Bilmore, but I do the same thing.

Anyhoo, on to NHL Playoff Haiku Eastern Conference Edition

Bolts go to Philly
Nikolai in need of hug
Not Bobby Clarke smiles

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
First the BMW post, now this. Stripperobics has been offered at Crunch for about 2 years now. Get with the program.

Indeed. The medicine ball that trainer Dolph keeps throwing at me is becoming somewhat threadbare, and the "Concrete ankleweights" always did chafe. Time to move on to the new fitness techniques.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
I'll see you in the usual places. Your dreams.

Those were nightmares honey.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Wow.


By the way, RT has officially taken over now. So let the censorship begin!



Have fun RT.

I'll be hanging around as needed, but I doubt she'll need much help.

Meanwhile, if you want to get in touch with me, let one of the other Admins know, or im me at leagl_eaze at yahoo. I wouldn't use the leagleaze email address. I won't be checking it much. info@lawtalkers.com I've handed over to RT.

If you post something to me chances are good I won't see it. If I happen to be around I'll respond, but you are better off with im. You can try PM too I guess.

We will miss you too.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
If you need more proof of how useless the Stalin/Sucky Board has become, check out the policy statement from the Boston board:

"We deleted a posting of what appeared to be an internal email from a law firm. It's our policy not to allow postings of internal email or memos. Share it through email at your own risk, but please don't post it here unless it's otherwise been released for publication."

They suck. That's the fun part. Well, reading the firm internal email satire is the fun part, but the real ones satisfy my morbid curiosity.

If it was the Holland & Knight DC e-mail, it is posted here on the DC board. I'm not aware of any good Boston e-mails floating around right now. Anyone?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
First the BMW post, now this. Stripperobics has been offered at Crunch for about 2 years now. Get with the program.

They have cardio Dominatrix classes as well...

It was so twisted and perverted I had to watch the whole class.

Twice.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Rumor is that clear-heeled shoes come gratis with successful completion of the course.

I saw a young lady wearing these on the street the other day. Having seen the Chris Rock special it was all I could do not to burst out laughing.

Either she hasn't seen it, is off duty, or considering where I saw her she was working her "other" job...

[notcasesensitive]

Ok, I watched last night for the first time this season. I thought Trish came off pretty well at the bitch fest known as The Women Speak Out or whatever. That Susie brat is idiotic and I think that came through pretty clearly (though maybe middle america missed it). I thought it was interesting that they didn't have Jesse (San Antonio lawyer chick who was made to look creepy with the arm touching or whatever) speak at all after she circulated the e-mail saying how fake everything was.

Problem was, Trish's big points were totally wiped out in the next hour when she did the pathetic and lame follow the guy thing (I'm sure at the producers' behest). Way to let the producers cast you as the psycho stalker chick. Good move.

Oh, and, Mandy is Katy-riffic!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I still say Fantasia wins. SHe would be better off if she didnt so she could get a contract of her own choice.

Are you kidding? I bet those kids sign away their rights at the cattle call. They're owned whether they win or lose at the first audition. I'm sure they're making some cash off of William Hung as we speak.

TM