Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by TexLex
And just so you are on top of these things, tomorrow is Braless Friday.

Nobody wants to see Shifty without his manziere.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You, ABBA, and wonk?

I still can't get past Wonk's pregnancy fetish. When is taxapalooza again?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1059677_3_0_,00.html

Chappelle in psych hospital -- With its star hospitalized in South Africa, ''Chappelle's Show'' is unlikely to return to Comedy Central for a third season

Comedian Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa and has remained there since late April, according to a source close to the situation. The same source denies rumors of drug abuse. Other sources have also told EW that the future of Chappelle's Show — the hit Comedy Central series that was entering its third season — is more uncertain than the network has suggested.

TM

How did he end up in SOuth Africa while he is supposed to shoot the show? Is he still in the running to be America's Next Top Model?

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I still can't get past Wonk's pregnancy fetish.

You're implying I'm not sexy? Sniff.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?

Standing while getting head is the best. It's even better of you're standing someplace you don't care about making a mess on, such as in a club or parking lot or something.


Doing that standing on the nice rug is a no no.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You are always soooo superior. You and lo-berry. Lording over the rest of us your witty, pithy criticism and your cutting insults. I see what's going on here. Building yourselves up by cutting others down, etc. It masks a deep-seated insecurity, and while it used to make me feel concerned for you, not anymore! I am sick of it, and it is not my fault that you do not seek the help you so desperately need. If you're so much better than the rest of us, you and lo-berry can go off in your own corner, Mr. Fancy Pants. I, for one, am done with you.

P.S. You can't spell B.O. without Bo!

I meant to post that I had a harder time getting through for Bo than ever. I got ten calls in in the time it takes for me to get fifty through. He wins.

Str8, you can take that str8 to the online casino.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.

I tend to be very flexible in this regard. If I am offered vigorous fellation whilst standing, I'll stand. If the fellator wants me to sit or lie back, I'm cool with that, too.

I just told her to get on her knees because at the moment I was typing, I was sitting at my desk. I am assuming Tex is too tall to be able to stand in the cubbyhole.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.

Me - chair or couch. You - on knees on floor. See, e.g., Paris Hilton video.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Standing while getting head is the best. It's even better of you're standing someplace you don't care about making a mess on, such as in a club or parking lot or something.


Doing that standing on the nice rug is a no no.

She's not a swallower?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

I guess the re: line is applicable.

I have annotated your file accordingly and my resume is on its way via email.

Originally posted by TexLex
You're implying I'm not sexy? Sniff.

Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. I had the unfortunate experience of watching a recent The L Word episode where a very pregnant Tina hooks up with some lady. The lady is a real moaner (I hate their sex scenes) and she is grabbing Tina's swollen breast glands and drooling over her stomach making those horrid noises. Talking about how much she loves the pregnant ladies. Now if that wasnt bad enough, replace the moaning lady with Wonk and you have something more nauseating that moist cat food.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. I had the unfortunate experience of watching a recent The L Word episode where a very pregnant Tina hooks up with some lady. The lady is a real moaner (I hate their sex scenes) and she is grabbing Tina's swollen breast glands and drooling over her stomach making those horrid noises. Talking about how much she loves the pregnant ladies. Now if that wasnt bad enough, replace the moaning lady with Wonk and you have something more nauseating that moist cat food.

You know, I do have to eat sometime in this lifetime.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You know, I do have to eat sometime in this lifetime.

Please ... nobody talk about eating for a little while. Just give me a minute. Could somebody get me a Coke?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Me - chair or couch. You - on knees on floor. See, e.g., Paris Hilton video.

So she should answer her cell phone?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please ... nobody talk about eating for a little while. Just give me a minute. Could somebody get me a Coke?

Here, put this in your mouth.