Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 51

ltl/fb · 12-02-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Penske lives in Seatlle

Good point. If you are penske, we are still on a break, and I am not coming on to you. Plus you have kids, which is pretty much a dealbreaker.

ETA Both of y'all suck.

str8outavannuys · 12-02-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, until I came across the movie on cable earlier this week, I did not realize that Pedro Cerrano was played by President David Palmer, the Allstate shill guy.

Welcome.

No! Really? No way! Really? REALLY?

Hats for bats. Hats for bats.

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by uberJobu
Distro Federal (South Central Mexico)

Mexico? are you posting from Prison? Been caught stealing some undergarments, perhaps?

uberJobu · 12-02-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Mexico? are you posting from Prison? Been caught stealing some undergarments, perhaps?

You have mistaken me for an underwear gnome. I, sir, am a Haitian voodoo god.

str8outavannuys · 12-02-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Captain
My uncle had a thing on the side for about 15 years (complete with children), and revealed this to his wife on her deathbed. She forgave him, he subsequently married the other woman, and they lived somewhat happily ever after for a good dozen years after that (until my Uncle died).

I, on the other hand, have never had a thing on the side.

I know we've had this debate before, and I've never been in this position, but I just have to say that what your uncle did seems like the most selfish thing I can possibly imagine. You'd hurt someone you love (or once loved), in a very profound way, ON HER DEATH BED???? Just so you can feel better about yourself???

I'm as much of a sociopath as the next guy, but damn. That's cold. Cold cold cold.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-02-2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is she the woman in red?

Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

str8outavannuys · 12-02-2005, 06:59 PM

I saw the "headline" on the espn page about the Yankees signing Kyle "I feel like costing str8 $1,300 today by having a meltdown" Farnsworth, and wondered if the epic Game 4 NLDS collapse would make it into the story.

I was somewhat pleased to see that it did. I hope it's mentioned in every news story every written about this fuck face. I hope it's in his obituary.

What everyone forgets about this is that before the grand slam to Berkman, he walked some douchebag pinch hitter (Chris Burke maybe) to load the bases. Un-fucking-real. Like betting on Sergio with a 6 stroke lead.

"NEW YORK (AP) -- The New York Yankees agreed Friday to a $17 million, three-year contract with reliever Kyle Farnsworth, moving quickly to replace Tom Gordon as the primary setup man for Mariano Rivera.

The hard-throwing righty, who will be 30 in April, split last season between the Detroit Tigers and Atlanta Braves, who acquired him at the July 31 trade deadline. He combined to go 1-1 with a 2.19 ERA in 72 games, striking out 87 in 70 innings and walking 27.

Farnsworth allowed only five home runs during the regular season, but had a meltdown in Game 4 of the playoffs, when Atlanta wasted a 6-1 lead. He gave up an eighth-inning grand slam to Lance Berkman and a tying homer to Brad Ausmus with two outs in the ninth, and Houston went on to win in 18 innings and earn a spot in the NL championship series."

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-02-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I know we've had this debate before, and I've never been in this position, but I just have to say that what your uncle did seems like the most selfish thing I can possibly imagine. You'd hurt someone you love (or once loved), in a very profound way, ON HER DEATH BED???? Just so you can feel better about yourself???

I'm as much of a sociopath as the next guy, but damn. That's cold. Cold cold cold.

Agreed. If he'd done it on his deathbed, that would have been a different story. But when she was dying? that's just weird.

str8outavannuys · 12-02-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

Wow, Torontonians won the male and female poll that year. Hoorah for us.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-02-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
The possibility of "hooking up," if Flinty has any credibility whatsoever.

My dancecard is full at the moment, thank you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 12-02-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

See, now that was my first guess, but SOMEBODY (okay, tm Diva) told me it wasn't you. And here I've been misdirecting my lust, on the internet. Not that ABBA isn't lust worthy. But still. I was cybercrushing Gwink w/out the picture. Now...

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-02-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

Right. Especially b/c ABBA has claimed to have large breasts, I think.* I should have figured that out.

Your old boobies looked great.

*no, I'm not saying you have small TITS.

Gattigap · 12-02-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

Agh! Flinty swore up and down that those were ThrashersFan's!! Flinty, you fucker! I am never trusting you again!

(gwinky, you can almost feel the board's communal lust being redirected, no?)

ABBAKiss · 12-02-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. Especially b/c ABBA has claimed to have large breasts, I think.* I should have figured that out.

Your old boobies looked great.

*no, I'm not saying you have small TITS.

Nope -- not large, just PERFECT.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-02-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nope -- not large, just PERFECT.

Better than gwnc's? Prove it.