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11-17-2006, 03:57 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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I Really Thought Turkeys Could Fly!
Is anyone else shocked (shocked!) that Thanksgiving is next week? Granted, I've had a busy November, but it really snuck up on me this year. 80 degrees and sunny might have something to do with that as well...
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11-17-2006, 04:00 PM
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#752
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can tell the size and talent of a man's cock within 2 minutes of talking to him.
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I love it when a re line becomes relevant again.
I am also pleased to hear about the fact that women don't care about looks as much as men do. This is a relief for those of us Not Spankys.
So, there is a floor of acceptability, and once this is satisfied, other factors come into play. Hmmmm.
Ok, this is a bit troubling.
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11-17-2006, 04:01 PM
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#753
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by Spanky
I never buy clothes or decorate anything without getting a girls opinion. I like to think my lack of style is genetic.
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A tip to the wise: They prefer to be called "chicks."
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11-17-2006, 04:01 PM
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#754
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I love it when a re line becomes relevant again.
I am also pleased to hear about the fact that women don't care about looks as much as men do. This is a relief for those of us Not Spankys.
So, there is a floor of acceptability, and once this is satisfied, other factors come into play. Hmmmm.
Ok, this is a bit troubling.
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No, no. Or not entirely. Other factors can make one drop below the floor. But one would have to be "thrown together" with the person, as Spanky might say.
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11-17-2006, 04:01 PM
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#755
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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I Really Thought Turkeys Could Fly!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is anyone else shocked (shocked!) that Thanksgiving is next week? Granted, I've had a busy November, but it really snuck up on me this year. 80 degrees and sunny might have something to do with that as well...
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It's early this year.
Anyway, I've been expecting it next week since about September, when the snowflakes started going up and the "pre-christmas sale" signs were being hung.
Isn't Presidents day the week after next?
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11-17-2006, 04:03 PM
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#756
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A tip to the wise: They prefer to be called "chicks."
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"Skirts." Pay attention.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-17-2006, 04:03 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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I Really Thought Turkeys Could Fly!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is anyone else shocked (shocked!) that Thanksgiving is next week? Granted, I've had a busy November, but it really snuck up on me this year. 80 degrees and sunny might have something to do with that as well...
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This year I am thankful that Mario Lopez lost Dancing With The Stars and has turned to me for comfort.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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11-17-2006, 04:08 PM
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#758
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, no. Or not entirely. Other factors can make one drop below the floor. But one would have to be "thrown together" with the person, as Spanky might say.
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That was my point. I used to be able to attribute my lack of success with the lay-dees to looks (which, I consoled myself, are attributable to genetic factors beyond my control).
Now I've just learned that it's really because I'm a dipstick. And probably an ugly one, because the gay guys don't hit on me, either.
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11-17-2006, 04:08 PM
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#759
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Generally, yes. But I have to say, I'm picking up some pretty good vibes about Spanky.
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First you say looks don't matter, then you go for the dumb blond?
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11-17-2006, 04:09 PM
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#760
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have this ridiculous image of a portly chick with a "tell me shit" face wearing angel wings and trotting down a runway with a huge grin on her face, not noticing that people are looking and pointing and smiling at her because she looks ridiculous and they are mesmerized by the ridicularity, and not because she belongs on the runway with Giselle et al.
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I have a mental image of you all drunk and tatted out with a ridiculous half shirt on that says "def Leppard" on it with like, Pour Some Sugar on Me or some shit and a bad perm and a frost job...a la early Bon Jovi all sloberry making the rock on sign with your fingers "rock on duuude" on some brown earth town plaid couch from Levitz.
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11-17-2006, 04:11 PM
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#761
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by Not Bob
That was my point. I used to be able to attribute my lack of success with the lay-dees to looks (which, I consoled myself, are attributable to genetic factors beyond my control).
Now I've just learned that it's really because I'm a dipstick. And probably an ugly one, because the gay guys don't hit on me, either.
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Are you joking? you are very smoove with the ladies.
Ladies Love NotBob.
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11-17-2006, 04:15 PM
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#762
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Full Circle, Bitches.
Interesting article about a gay character on The Wire and his impact on how black athletes think (or should rethink) their views on homosexuality.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...t&lid=tab3pos1
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11-17-2006, 04:16 PM
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#763
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have a mental image of you all drunk and tatted out with a ridiculous half shirt on that says "def Leppard" on it with like, Pour Some Sugar on Me or some shit and a bad perm and a frost job...a la early Bon Jovi all sloberry making the rock on sign with your fingers "rock on duuude" on some brown earth town plaid couch from Levitz.
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Unless something has changed, she has long, blonde suave-y hair and lies across a piano bench.
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11-17-2006, 04:21 PM
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#764
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have a mental image of you all drunk and tatted out with a ridiculous half shirt on that says "def Leppard" on it with like, Pour Some Sugar on Me or some shit and a bad perm and a frost job...a la early Bon Jovi all sloberry making the rock on sign with your fingers "rock on duuude" on some brown earth town plaid couch from Levitz.
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in most people's "mental images" I'm pretty sure she's not wearing a shirt.
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11-17-2006, 04:25 PM
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#765
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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It's not just MY doctrine, it can be OUR doctrine
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Unless something has changed, she has long, blonde suave-y hair and lies across a piano bench.
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Piano bench is cool.
I hate Suave.
re: tm and the black athlete thing
isn't the whole down low phenomena stemming from that?
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