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Connect_the_Dots · 05-30-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Talk about an uncomfortable response to, "So, what did you think of my performance?"

$2,500 is a lot of money to a law student, but still...that is fucking disgusting. What ever happened to selling your blood plasma?

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-30-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Thinking about Ottawa's own Alanis, has the subject of the song "You Oughta Know" ever been definitively decided? I heard the rumors that it was Felix Potvin. Gwinchy?

I thought it was the guy on Full House. Not Bob Saget, not John Stamos. the other guy. I have no idea why I think it's him, but I do seriously think it's him.

Edited to say -d'oh! - should have read ahead

purse junkie · 05-30-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
At any rate, he got paid something like $2,500 to ...who then peed on him and IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH. ...

It only took $2500 to let him have some guy pee in his mouth? Your friend needs some serious lessons in both self-esteem and economics.

Jeez, Demi Moore's character (well, Woody Harrelson, her husband) was offered $1 mil for simple, no-pee-in-mouth sex.

ABBAKiss · 05-30-2003, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
It only took $2500 to let him have some guy pee in his mouth? Your friend needs some serious lessons in both self-esteem and economics.

I am not at all positive that he did not enjoy it.

purse junkie · 05-30-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not at all positive that he did not enjoy it.

Ah. In that case, it must have been a nice bonus for a nice experience, but I hope he spent a significant portion of the money on Altoids.

Seven of Nine · 05-30-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hm, it's possible. Have you ever noticed that guys (but rarely girls) say with alarming frequency that taking a dump is one of the best feelings in the world? Is this because of prostate stimulation? I've been wondering that one for a while, but don't think I've ever asked anyone.

That is because a proper lady would never confess to taking a huge dump. And if she did, every eligible bachelor in the room would simultaneously run screaming for the doors.

Seven (only whores take dumps) of nine

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-30-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Wow, it's all coming back now. Firey phoenix and what not. It was like transformers before transformers were cool. And the superfriends. Wasn't there a moral to the story too?

Speaking of Battle of the Planets and Transformers, does anyone remember Voltron, which fell between the two, chronologically?

I had one.

Much better than the cheap ass transformers that broke after transforming like 7 times.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-30-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have gay male friends who prefer straight or lesbian porn because it is "cute" and "amusing."

One of these friends was in a porno for extra money in law school, and he had the audacity to show it to me. (Then again, I did watch it). At any rate, he got paid something like $2,500 to pretend to be working out, then suddenly feel the urge to pee on his own chest while on bench press bench, then blow some faceless guy with a huge cock, who then peed on him and IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH. Then he jacked himself off and roll credits.

Talk about an uncomfortable response to, "So, what did you think of my performance?"

That's some pretty fucked up shit there...

Your friend was grossly underpaid, whether he like dit or not.

I knew a guy who, in a really bored state, decided to videotape himself jerking off. He forgot about the tape. His sister came by months later and borrowed the video camera to tape some family event. Long story short, his mother called him later that day and asked him why he chose to put a very private moment on a video tape he gave to his family.

S(I'd never be able to look mom in the face...)D

evenodds · 05-30-2003, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I would like to start an "All Naked" channel where models and regular women just walk around naked all day. Each woman gets 15 minutes on screen and they run in loops like MTV runs videos. No dicks, no hard core spread shots - just naked hotties and amateurs. I think this format would be absolutely addictive. And the overhead for such a channel would be super-low. All you need is a camera and bodies who need cash.

My first reaction to this is no freakin way if you are not going to include spread shots or anything remotely sexual.

But, then I remembered looking over cover art for a friend's new album. It was basically a nude woman in a provocative, not pornographic, pose. I was shocked not by the image but by the number of men who bought the album for the cover art.

Even(i know what boys like, i know what guys want)Odds

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-30-2003, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have gay male friends who prefer straight or lesbian porn because it is "cute" and "amusing."

One of these friends was in a porno for extra money in law school, and he had the audacity to show it to me. (Then again, I did watch it). At any rate, he got paid something like $2,500 to pretend to be working out, then suddenly feel the urge to pee on his own chest while on bench press bench, then blow some faceless guy with a huge cock, who then peed on him and IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH. Then he jacked himself off and roll credits.

Talk about an uncomfortable response to, "So, what did you think of my performance?"

Since today's discussion is taking us to new depths, here's a classic - has anyone ever been caught TCBing?

I had one buddy who got caught by his mom while watching porn drunk as hell. Another was found by his mom, lubriderm in hand and porn open on bed, passed out in high school.

S(thankfully, no parent has ever snagged me - just the Mrs - which can be embarrassing, but is really no big deal)D

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-30-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Hm, it's possible. Have you ever noticed that guys (but rarely girls) say with alarming frequency that taking a dump is one of the best feelings in the world? Is this because of prostate stimulation? I've been wondering that one for a while, but don't think I've ever asked anyone."

Guys enjoy it for the same reason chicks enjoy it - because you have to "drop the kids off at the pool" at least once a day or you feel like hell.

baltassoc · 05-30-2003, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Did anyone else watch Battle of the Planets? .... Starblazers[?]

Two best cartoons, ever.

I watched them every day. I would watch them now if they were on, at least until I realized that they are not nearly as clever and involved as I remember thinking they were when I was like ten (as seems to be the case with everything else I liked then -- anybody seen Caddyshack lately? - Not nearly as funny as I remembered).

I especially liked Starblazers because it had a serial storyline rather than isolated vignettes.

Connect_the_Dots · 05-30-2003, 12:25 PM

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would like to start an "All Naked" channel where models and regular women just walk around naked all day. Each woman gets 15 minutes on screen and they run in loops like MTV runs videos. No dicks, no hard core spread shots - just naked hotties and amateurs. I think this format would be absolutely addictive.

Originally posted by evenodds
My first reaction to this is no freakin way if you are not going to include spread shots or anything remotely sexual.

Even(i know what boys like, i know what guys want)Odds

Your reaction is correct. They did have such a format on cable. It was called the playboy channel and it sucked. 15 minute vignettes of the models with them running around with a beachball or blowing bubbles or playing the piano (naked). No hardcore closeups or anything. This is why Playboy is near bankruptcy. Hef has "vaginaphobia". He thinks it's unclassy for him to show that stuff. A pornographer who is afraid to show vaginas and wants people to think his magazine is "classy". Yeah, that is a good business model.

Connect_the_Dots · 05-30-2003, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I especially liked Starblazers because it had a serial storyline rather than isolated vignettes.

Starblazers is the best ever. It is the mother of all Anime cartoons. It was like a soap opera, except with cool blue aliens, space ships and lots of lasers. As a kid, you can't get enough lasers. Phoenix 5 was pretty cool too, but nothing beats Starblazers.

notcasesensitive · 05-30-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots

Your reaction is correct. They did have such a format on cable. It was called the playboy channel and it sucked. 15 minute vignettes of the models with them running around with a beachball or blowing bubbles or playing the piano (naked). No hardcore closeups or anything. This is why Playboy is near bankruptcy. Hef has "vaginaphobia". He thinks it's unclassy for him to show that stuff. A pornographer who is afraid to show vaginas and wants people to think his magazine is "classy". Yeah, that is a good business model.

That doesn't bode well for the future of the upcoming video game where players try to become a successful Playboy tycoon. Seems less fun if in the end you will be put into bankruptcy... Of course amassing the mansions and screwing the bimbettes during the climb up could make up for that.