Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Here, put this in your mouth.

Believe me, my hairy little friend, and I do mean little, you don't want to create any aversions at this stage. They say some taste and smell aversions don't go away after the monkey-spawn is born.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. Way too much not-hot imagery so near the lunch hour.

Yes. Shortly. And, ew. That made even me not want to subject anyone to having sex with me! Thanks.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Believe me, my hairy little friend, and I do mean little, you don't want to create any aversions at this stage. They say some taste and smell aversions don't go away after the monkey-spawn is born.

You don't like altoids? Okay.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You don't like altoids? Okay.

You are very little, but curiously strong.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She's not a swallower?

This makes road head very messy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are very little, but curiously strong.

Thanks. So anal sex is out then?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Thanks. So anal sex is out then?

Quick question-

Say if Sebastian were a girl:

• Once he gave up the anal, would that mean he wouldn't do the oral anymore?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Thanks. So anal sex is out then?

I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.

Looks like I'm giving out magazine subscriptions for gifts this year. What's your address again?

[Brad Pitt]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We were on a BREAK!

I tried this line too recently. You didn't think it was as funny.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. I had the unfortunate experience of watching a recent The L Word episode where a very pregnant Tina hooks up with some lady. The lady is a real moaner (I hate their sex scenes) and she is grabbing Tina's swollen breast glands and drooling over her stomach making those horrid noises. Talking about how much she loves the pregnant ladies. Now if that wasnt bad enough, replace the moaning lady with Wonk and you have something more nauseating that moist cat food.

Hey, why you bringing the hate all of a sudden? It's not like I got you pregnant and then dumped you for being too fat.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.

Yet you cant trap a man with your ass, so you are pretty much alone either way.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, why you bringing the hate all of a sudden? It's not like I got you pregnant and then dumped you for being too fat.

That post had nothing to do with hate. its a gross image, dude. I am pretty sure I am mostly correct when I say that mainly everyone here would agree.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yet you cant trap a man with your ass, so you are pretty much alone either way.

It's a foul truth.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That post had nothing to do with hate. its a gross image, dude. I am pretty sure I am mostly correct when I say that mainly everyone here would agree.

Oh, well okay then. That's entirely different.