The Spanky Show

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sebby usually has one of three points.

1) Beaing a lawyer is a shitty means to an end and we are all tools.

2) Being married is a tired old gig, but not as tired as being a single cat (not the Porkchop kind) in bars trying to get laid. Also not as tired if you buy your wife funbags.

3) THere are only two bands who should use horns in music.


And note to ncs: I cnat believe you are using sebby as a style model for another poster. Why the spank hate?

How could you possibly miss the "oral sex is overrated" rant?

Originally posted by Spanky
The Dude abides

:love:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This seems so familiar.

Its my mating call.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Wait a minute... Somebody pegged spanky? While dressed as a Disney character? That sounds more like Fringey than Flinty. Or maybe NFH's grandma. NFH, does Granny have a Snow White wig?

FTR, my noirish sex life does not include any role playing, let alone costumes. So it's NFH's granny, I guess. Maybe she was taking the kids trick-or-treating? And they sent the kids out to watch the Deer for a while?

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How could you possibly miss the "oral sex is overrated" rant?

Sssssssssssssssh, this is Spankyland. There are Children running loose.

But in that vain, yes. Oral sex is overrated. Goind down on a woman is like eating a salty sweaty roast beef sandwich and no men enjoy it. IF they say they do, they are lying cats just trying to get you in the sack.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sssssssssssssssh, this is Spankyland. There are Children running loose.

But in that vain, yes. Oral sex is overrated. Goind down on a woman is like eating a salty sweaty roast beef sandwich and no men enjoy it. IF they say they do, they are lying cats just trying to get you in the sack.

Don't forget that he also does not enjoy receiving it.

And don't forget that even though he doesn't like it, he eats pussy. [Sorry, kitty-cats].

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
FTR, my noirish sex life does not include any role playing, let alone costumes. So it's NFH's granny, I guess. Maybe she was taking the kids trick-or-treating? And they sent the kids out to watch the Deer for a while?

does your noirish sex life ever involve hooking up in hollywood apartments with mysterious blonde women who may or may not be dead? and if so, could you please, once and for all, explain the whole blue box/theater of the absurd thingy? TIA.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Don't forget that he also does not enjoy receiving it.

And don't forget that even though he doesn't like it, he eats pussy. [Sorry, kitty-cats].

Do you suppose his wife knows he doesnt like it? Bc I would not enjoy that from a guy who characterized my delicates as a deli meat, and he certainly couldn't be any good at it. No gusto. She must know unless she is a dolt of some sort. DId Sebby ever clarify this point? Can we get him over here?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
does your noirish sex life ever involve hooking up in hollywood apartments with mysterious blonde women who may or may not be dead? and if so, could you please, once and for all, explain the whole blue box/theater of the absurd thingy? TIA.

I don't do women, and I prefer to hook up at my house, and do not live in hollywood -- so no.

Sorry I can't be more helpful. Maybe gatti has some connections that could help you out with that?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't do women, and I prefer to hook up at my house, and do not live in hollywood -- so no.

Sorry I can't be more helpful. Maybe gatti has some connections that could help you out with that?

Snow White costume, in the Fringey baseement dungeon, with Colonel Mustard.

Now you are freaking me out.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Snow White costume, in the Fringey baseement dungeon, with Colonel Mustard.

Now you are freaking me out.

I don't dress up, I don't have a basement, and I'm not really into S&M. I might like doing someone named after a condiment though -- I'm a fan of condiments.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't dress up, I don't have a basement, and I'm not really into S&M. I might like doing someone named after a condiment though -- I'm a fan of condiments.

What condiment goes best with rare roast beef?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What condiment goes best with rare roast beef?

For the roast beef one gets from the butcher and cooks in the oven, I would use a fairly strong mustard and/or a relatively mild horseradish. OTOH, if it's a beefy cheddar sandwich from Arby's, I like the Arby's sauce.

I can't bring myself to say what I'm thinking about my own personal rare roast beef.

ETA damn you, now I really really really want to go to Arby's for dinner. And I was going to try out the Trader Joe's masala sauce. As a public service, iykwim, aityd.

EATA there are few Arby'ss in LA. Weird.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't do women, and I prefer to hook up at my house, and do not live in hollywood -- so no.

Sorry I can't be more helpful. Maybe gatti has some connections that could help you out with that?

No.

I used to, but the Flinty Episode ended with a fecal-streaked Encino apartment, rounds of tetanus shots for everyone involved, and a call from Phil over in Production asking me not to call him anymore.

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Snow White costume, in the Fringey baseement dungeon, with Colonel Mustard.

Now you are freaking me out.

You see, princess, I can't just ignore you.

Now look what you've done. The other children are all riled up and talking about the birds and the bees on the spanky board.