[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I guess it's not his fault that this compliment, when searched on google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" by your undereducated imaginary friend, led to websites on spanking.

I'm guessing that was his intent.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Start saving:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050706...m_050706131222

obviously sfw.

And is it just me, or is this completely backwards?:

"The Jedi knight's light saber, owned by "Star Wars" producer Gary Kurtz, is estimated to sell for between 60,000 and 80,000 dollars.

The light saber used by the evil Darth Vader character in "The Empire Strikes Back" is estimated to go for 40,000 to 60,000 dollars."

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I guess it's not his fault that this compliment, when searched on google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" by your undereducated imaginary friend, led to websites on spanking.

I had to look it up. Good word. I plan to use it in the future.

Main Entry: cal·li·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-l&-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or cal·li·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kallipygos, from kalli- + pygE buttocks
: having shapely buttocks

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-b...gian&x=23&y=15

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Stop crushing my spirit.

Let's discuss R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet video. I was intrigued enough to buy it.

I admire your bravery.

I thought it was a joke even after hearing the first 18 minutes on the radio (in parts, of course). He is out of his fucking mind.

And the only decent song he ever had was the one where said "Fiesta, Fiesta" over and over again.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I guess it's not his fault that this compliment, when searched on google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" by your undereducated imaginary friend, led to websites on spanking.

Spanking is the new toe-sucking.

(which I guess your IT people have now figured out)

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by nononono
Oh, my poor - kitty!

If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that . . . *

*probably should STP, but fuck it.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I admire your bravery.

I thought it was a joke even after hearing the first 18 minutes on the radio (in parts, of course). He is out of his fucking mind.

And the only decent song he ever had was the one where said "Fiesta, Fiesta" over and over again.

TM

The video was moving, but then again I was drunk.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I had to look it up. Good word. I plan to use it in the future.

Main Entry: cal·li·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-l&-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or cal·li·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kallipygos, from kalli- + pygE buttocks
: having shapely buttocks

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-b...gian&x=23&y=15

Here's an odd website that came up when I searched. It's written "like" a scholarly article, except that it analyzes steeelworkers' preferences for body parts. The conclusion: "What's important is to give to those women perceived to be ghastly in appearance the same opportunities to experience the fulfillment and joy of child-bearing as afforded to acceptable looking women." Indeed.
http://www.niia.net/~alsman/fetching.html

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I admire your bravery.

In case anyone was wondering, R. Kelly does not pee on anyone in this video.

Also, I learned that if I am caught cheating on my SO or if I suspect my SO of cheating that looking in the shower is a waste of time. Also, don't use rubbers if you are going to cheat -- this will be used as evidence against you.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sgtclub
If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that . . . *

*probably should STP, but fuck it.

Obviously, you need to lighten up. Heh.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Start saving:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050706...m_050706131222

obviously sfw.

And is it just me, or is this completely backwards?:

"The Jedi knight's light saber, owned by "Star Wars" producer Gary Kurtz, is estimated to sell for between 60,000 and 80,000 dollars.

The light saber used by the evil Darth Vader character in "The Empire Strikes Back" is estimated to go for 40,000 to 60,000 dollars."

TM

My brother and I were talking about this when we were leaving Episode 3 (need I say it wasn't our first viewing?) yesterday. We were really jealous of the guy who bought one of the five remaining X-Wings.

We also saw WotW yesterday. The best part (aside from the heebee jeebies) was the hour long discussion we had while we were waiting for Star Wars to start on our Apocoplyptic escape plan. I think we've worked out which stores to loot, which roads to take, and which modes of transportation to use. In one scenario we had to write off my sister's lab due to "attention span of a gnat," but we think we've got a chance of surviving when the aliens show up.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by nononono
Here's an odd website that came up when I searched. It's written "like" a scholarly article, except that it analyzes steeelworkers' preferences for body parts. The conclusion: "What's important is to give to those women perceived to be ghastly in appearance the same opportunities to experience the fulfillment and joy of child-bearing as afforded to acceptable looking women." Indeed.
http://www.niia.net/~alsman/fetching.html

David: Do you know the reason why men are attacked to cleavage? It's because it reminds us of a woman's buttocks. Because I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to do you from behind, so we like the--. And then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came in to either chat, or just to look at the breasts that reminded us of the buttock in the first place.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by nononono
I'm guessing that was his intent.

Maybe. Anyway, I'm just envious of his ability to compliment gwnc's ass in such an edumacated manner.

Oh, did you get a lecherous PM yet? I may be the odds-on yet incorrect favorite, but the smart money is that [name of poster omitted because I am too nice to insult people] sent one at 9:57 am EST.

Vegas is also waiting for the pense sock accusation and the fu comment. Str8? Evan is gonna need some new shoes. And Yale ain't cheap, even for legacies.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother and I were talking about this when we were leaving Episode 3 (need I say it wasn't our first viewing?) yesterday. We were really jealous of the guy who bought one of the five remaining X-Wings.

We also saw WotW yesterday. The best part (aside from the heebee jeebies) was the hour long discussion we had while we were waiting for Star Wars to start on our Apocoplyptic escape plan. I think we've worked out which stores to loot, which roads to take, and which modes of transportation to use. In one scenario we had to write off my sister's lab due to "attention span of a gnat," but we think we've got a chance of surviving when the aliens show up.

I will admit that the avenue of escape angle got me thinking. Mainly thinking that everyone in the Inner Loop is fucked. I've been stuck in traffic for an hour on San Felipe only a half mile from my apartment because of a hard rain. Hopefully I will be visiting my parents when the aliens come. I don't think the aliens could find it.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
David: Do you know the reason why men are attacked to cleavage? It's because it reminds us of a woman's buttocks. Because I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to do you from behind, so we like the--. And then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came in to either chat, or just to look at the breasts that reminded us of the buttock in the first place.

Didja read that article? Or did you write it? Here's a quote: "In his book The Naked Ape, Morris speculates that, as humans evolved from the other primates and began to walk upright, the human female breasts became fleshy and round. This was not due to a biological need to feed children. Females of other primate species are flat chested and have no problems feeding their offspring or attracting mates. But these other primates, as our ancestors most certainly did, use buttock presentation to indicate when they are ready to breed. Since the human female is almost always in a sexually capable condition, the breasts would seem to have become an ever-present sexual display and a form of "self mimicry" as they are intended to frontally duplicate the female's own round fleshy buttocks, a trait also not found in other primates and one to which the human male had already become conditioned."