Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.

edited to remove "Atticus?" reply because Gatti does not like recurring schticks.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
crap about oprah.

No one gives a shit what Oprah says - what did Jen say?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.

For about her first 3000 posts I thought nfh was a guy. Then for 2000 posts I thought she was might be a computer webcrawler program that was coded to news gather/post.

For the past few hundred posts I've become convinced she is a woman.

Only a real woman could convey the indignation of having your underwear rifled in the airport with such honesty. Those posts are downright poignant. Did you read the one about how she keeps finding forms in her bags?

[nononono]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.

I brushed against him at a NYC Ballet benefit once. Actually nice looking in person. And big - he's really tall.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You mean the putz whose brother was on the Bachelor?

That guy? How does he land Rebecca Romaine?

His dressing tastes really good?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.

Dude.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you trying to tell me she doesn't have a nice ass?

What struck me about her ass is how remarkably cellulite free it is. We have all seen those Natinal Enquirer shots of stars in their bikinis on vacation, and while they are skinny, they inevitably have a little cellulite. Alba has none. What makes this really remarkable is that she has stated that obesity runs in her familiy. I am not saying this is airbrushed, just reality defying. Cellulite is genetifc and not related to being overweight. Is this a lipo situaion? Bc she has the cute little bottom of a very fit gay man or a preternatually curvy ten year old.

Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive

Where were you
When I needed you
Well you could not be found
What can I do
Oh I believed in you
You're running me around

Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
It's the lightning not the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike

Originally posted by ltl/fb
fluffy panties.

This struck me as hysterical.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True, she would look better as a brunette. But she can carry off any hair color she likes. I already got laid this morning and that damned ass photo’s got me thinking it wasn’t enough... Alba's almost too hot.

Did you get the crust off your pants?

precautionary, wonkstyle Merde!!! STP!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. Who's Jerry O'Connell? And is he hot enough?



I thought she was gay?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What struck me about her ass is how remarkably cellulite free it is. We have all seen those Natinal Enquirer shots of stars in their bikinis on vacation, and while they are skinny, they inevitably have a little cellulite. Alba has none. What makes this really remarkable is that she has stated that obesity runs in her familiy. I am not saying this is airbrushed, just reality defying. Cellulite is genetifc and not related to being overweight. Is this a lipo situaion? Bc she has the cute little bottom of a very fit gay man or a preternatually curvy ten year old.

I can explain it: she's 24. Asses without cellulite are a dime a dozen at 24. Well, maybe not a dime a dozen, but you can definitely bounce a quarter on many of them.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
So Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. Who's Jerry O'Connell? And is he hot enough?

paigowprincess
I thought she was gay?

No. That's John Mahoney.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
No one gives a shit what Oprah says - what did Jen say?

Apparently she is a big partier. She said she is ready to date again! and that what you resist persists (about being relentelssly pursued by the papparazzi). After she left, the Big O assured the audience that Jen was really doing well.

A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?