The New And Improved Fashion Board - Page 52

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-17-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh, Spanky. The problem with your argument is that many women don't really care what a guy looks like.

Didn't DTB offer a variation of an exactly opposite position when I said the nude male body wasn't that attractive?

Hank Chinaski · 11-17-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Didn't DTB offer a variation of an exactly opposite position when I said the nude male body wasn't that attractive?

looking at her "top friend", I'd say she goes for great looks, but also wants a stunning personality.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-17-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
That was my point. I used to be able to attribute my lack of success with the lay-dees to looks (which, I consoled myself, are attributable to genetic factors beyond my control).

Now I've just learned that it's really because I'm a dipstick. And probably an ugly one, because the gay guys don't hit on me, either.

I've failed a lot with women for exactly the reasons you'd expect. I sleep well having no doubts why I haven't gotten laid in my life.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-17-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Didn't DTB offer a variation of an exactly opposite position when I said the nude male body wasn't that attractive?

I didn't say "all" women, I said "many."

Dtb and ABBA appear to like 'em hot. I do not. In my observation, a lot of women don't care. I'm extrapolating. Mainly correct, one might say.

patentparanyc · 11-17-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't say "all" women, I said "many."

Dtb and ABBA appear to like 'em hot. I do not. In my observation, a lot of women don't care. I'm extrapolating. Mainly correct, one might say.

I like reasonably handsome. But he has to be nice and treat me well much more important. He can't be scare dogs off a meat wagon ugly, but he has to have something going on. An underlying sexuality is good. Intelligence. Ambition and successful.

But nice and buff my ass is A#1.

ltl/fb · 11-17-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ambition and successful.

Your husband stays home with the kids, yes?

patentparanyc · 11-17-2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your husband stays home with the kids, yes?

Yes. But he is very intelligent and he had some ambtion that has died. All of my ex boyfriends were very succesful.

ltl/fb · 11-17-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yes. But he is very intelligent and he had some ambtion that has died. All of my ex boyfriends were very succesful.

Where does "dead ambition, not successful [anymore]" factor into things? Because it sounds like the opposite of your requirement.

patentparanyc · 11-17-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where does "dead ambition, not successful [anymore]" factor into things? Because it sounds like the opposite of your requirement.

We've been married for a long time. back in the day, I was attracted to certain qualities that have changed--he's an excellent father. that is also important to me.

bold_n_brazen · 11-17-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You should talk to bnb about this one, although I think she only uses it to drive home the fact that you're poor.

TM

But I actually like the word "cunt". And use it. To decribe other women, myself, and even sometimes a certain body part.

bold_n_brazen · 11-17-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have a mental image of you all drunk and tatted out with a ridiculous half shirt on that says "def Leppard" on it with like, Pour Some Sugar on Me or some shit and a bad perm and a frost job...a la early Bon Jovi all sloberry making the rock on sign with your fingers "rock on duuude" on some brown earth town plaid couch from Levitz.

Wow.

It's like you picture someone who is the complete opposite of ABBA. Bizzarro World ABBA.

patentparanyc · 11-17-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow.

It's like you picture someone who is the complete opposite of ABBA. Bizzarro World ABBA.

I didn't say it was accurate it was the image her postings conjure up for me.

And to play devil's advocate maybe I am the opposite of what TM insists I am.

ltl/fb · 11-17-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And to play devil's advocate maybe I am the opposite of what TM insists I am.

OMG!!! It is all so clear to me now!!!

Except, he's met you and you have not met ABBA.

And I have met ABBA, and b-n-b seems to have met ABBA.

patentparanyc · 11-17-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OMG!!! It is all so clear to me now!!!

Except, he's met you and you have not met ABBA.

And I have met ABBA, and b-n-b seems to have met ABBA.

But you have not met me.

And a few other posters have.

bold_n_brazen · 11-17-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
But you have not met me.

And a few other posters have.

You really do live in Bizarro World, don't you?

TM met you. He described you. I believed his description. Others who have also met you have confirmed his description. No one who has also met you has come forward and said that his description was inaccurate.

ABBA does not look like she belongs in a Wayne's World sketch.