GO ABBA GO!!! - Page 52

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I ate a real egg this morning because I had to. I don't know if this falling off the wagon is permanent.

Then I got a blowjob in a movie theatre and had a threesome at lunch.

ETA: FFM, of course.

if you are on adkin's you might want to try more MMFs.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Most guys, when I initially go down there, don't smell like fresh semen so much.

YMMV.

What does stale semen smell like? I usually wash before it comes to that.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you are on adkin's you might want to try more MMFs.

I don't think I could even do a MFM.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 10:19 PM

It seems like it took a long time for this divorce to go through. Ryan and Reese.

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What does stale semen smell like? I usually wash before it comes to that.

Back when I was single, playing the field, there wasn't always time to wash in between getting between them. IYKWIMAITTYD.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Back when I was single, playing the field, there wasn't always time to wash in between getting between them. IYKWIMAITTYD.

That's why I carry sanitary wipes.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What does stale semen smell like? I usually wash before it comes to that.

As far as I know, it smells like nothing. Or, I haven't ever smelled it.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think I could even do a MFM.

This is definitely not the sexiest thing I've ever seen a boy write.

Why oh why am I still at work?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is definitely not the sexiest thing I've ever seen a boy write.

Why oh why am I still at work?

Well, it's certianly more sexy than doing the MMF or FMM.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, it's certianly more sexy than doing the MMF or FMM.

See response above. A repeat.

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's why I carry sanitary wipes.

maybe you have me on ignore, but earlier i explained that I don't feel that sanitary wipes get one sanitary. no offense.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(And snyc is fatter. Definitely.)

TM

Despite the fact that I DID NOT ASK, because I knew you would call me fat, I am going to go with a nicely played on this.

Anne Elk · 10-10-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is definitely not the sexiest thing I've ever seen a boy write.

Why oh why am I still at work?

I'm asking myself that same question. My life is pathetic if the highlight of my day is watching the dancing parrot that RT linked to. (He rocked out!)

Although I did have chocolate ice cream with jimmies for dinner and made plans to see the Spam All Stars when they come to Boston later this month. Things may be looking up after all.

taxwonk · 10-10-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was recently rushed to the emergency room with a heart "event"; they said I needed to take it easy in the office and avoid the cholesterol. Do you know what it means to avoid cholesterol?

Doughnuts and cupcakes are not so bad; it's animal fats that suck wind. Things like CHEESE. I could kill for some CHEESE. It's been two weeks without even a little cream cheese on my bagel. And so someone goes around on these boards talking about how all they are eating is nice, full of animal fats CHEESE, and they're complaining about it.

Here's my advice to Ms. CHEESE. Screw the goddamn diet* - get a little exercise - maybe pretend you're actually alive in bed for 10 minutes. Enjoy that cheese while you can. Not all of us are so lucky.

Sheesh.

* And what kind of diet is it where you're eating CHEESE, anyway? Do you know how many calories are in that? Step back from the trough, piggy, and try a few carrots.

Oh, waah, waaaah, waaahhh.

Cowboy up and go get a reuben you big pussy. Why do you think they make Lipitor?

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm asking myself that same question. My life is pathetic if the highlight of my day is watching the dancing parrot that RT linked to. (He rocked out!)

Although I did have chocolate ice cream with jimmies for dinner and made plans to see the Spam All Stars when they come to Boston later this month. Things may be looking up after all.

OK I'm actually waiting for someone to get out of a meeting so we can have drinks or whatever. I wish her meeting would hurry up and end. But if things had gone as planned, I would have gone to the gym at around 5:00.