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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by LessinSF
While I was wallowing in past posts, I recalled my sticky copy of:

"Dear Ladies whose hammock swings that way and Sperms:

As we’ve discussed the finer points of entertaining men (I missed that discussion - damn) I thought you might find the Four C’s useful in entertaining your women, whether they’re your spouse or a new loafer (hopefully this isn’t a repeat)(do not skip the first two, or you won't be guaranteed of getting to the second two):

1. Caress: Yes! Sounds boring, doesn’t it? But this is one of the most important, sensuous and often most missing things during sex. The whole idea is to get your woman to love herself and her body the way you do – or at least to feel comfortable. That way you’re guaranteed more sex in the long run (ah, see how this works? – long term goals). You’re frequently going to be dealing with a woman who has internally criticized many parts of her body – even if she seems totally confident. The idea here is to set all of those parts on fire through your fingertips and your mouth. Touch her, rub her and kiss her all over – start anywhere, from sucking on her fingers to nibbling her earlobe to running your hands along her entire body, neck to toes. And keep doing this while your making love. If you’ve got a free hand, use it (and no, not on yourself, pervboy). And surprise her – kiss her ankles, nibble her knees, circle around her bellybutton with your tongue. Most importantly make her feel as though you feel passionate about her just by your touch. (And no tongues in the ear, please without asking – well, at least not my ear).

2. Compliment: Another boring one, I know. But again – long (she said) term goals. You don’t have to be a sap or insincere, but one or two fartfelt compliments goes a long way. The idea is to make the woman feel special and love herself. Things that work: I love touching your hair, you have a beautiful body, you’re incredibly sexy, you have the cutest ears, I love when you smile . . . anything. Obviously, compliments can be a total turn-off if they are insincere, if they seem to be ones you keep in your arsenal for all women, or if there are too many. But a couple of meaningful compliments can take you very very far.

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

4. Coitus. More goods! Most guys know what they’re doing in this arena, so I’m not going to give too much info. If you are behind her and trying to stimulate her clit, there is one way that works more universally than the normal fumbly bumbly routine (very distracting). If you, with your fingers together, apply pressure to that area in a rhythm consistent with your rhythm (i.e. apply pressure when you enter, release pressure on the way out), that works nicely. Again, other women may feel differently. Rubbing your manhood along her vagina (ha! I said it) in the middle of intercourse feels nice and is sometimes a welcome break if she’s had a couple of orgasms already. And, don’t ignore her breasts during intercourse, if you can concentrate on two things at once. The allover (well at least torso) caress during intercourse also adds a lot of fuel to the fire – as does the intense look into her eyes or the well placed nibble or kiss. Again, varying rhythm, speed and position work well in most instances. Also, it’s nice to ask if you can put on a condom instead of just whipping it out of the drawer. If youÂ’re lucky and she’s like me, she may just put it on you – with her mouth.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000uOw

ah, Less. Always all about "keeping it real."

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by LessinSF
While I was wallowing in past posts, I recalled my sticky copy of:

"Dear Ladies whose hammock swings that way and Sperms:

As we’ve discussed the finer points of entertaining men (I missed that discussion - damn) I thought you might find the Four C’s useful in entertaining your women, whether they’re your spouse or a new loafer (hopefully this isn’t a repeat)(do not skip the first two, or you won't be guaranteed of getting to the second two):

1. Caress: Yes! Sounds boring, doesn’t it? But this is one of the most important, sensuous and often most missing things during sex. The whole idea is to get your woman to love herself and her body the way you do – or at least to feel comfortable. That way you’re guaranteed more sex in the long run (ah, see how this works? – long term goals). You’re frequently going to be dealing with a woman who has internally criticized many parts of her body – even if she seems totally confident. The idea here is to set all of those parts on fire through your fingertips and your mouth. Touch her, rub her and kiss her all over – start anywhere, from sucking on her fingers to nibbling her earlobe to running your hands along her entire body, neck to toes. And keep doing this while your making love. If you’ve got a free hand, use it (and no, not on yourself, pervboy). And surprise her – kiss her ankles, nibble her knees, circle around her bellybutton with your tongue. Most importantly make her feel as though you feel passionate about her just by your touch. (And no tongues in the ear, please without asking – well, at least not my ear).

2. Compliment: Another boring one, I know. But again – long (she said) term goals. You don’t have to be a sap or insincere, but one or two fartfelt compliments goes a long way. The idea is to make the woman feel special and love herself. Things that work: I love touching your hair, you have a beautiful body, you’re incredibly sexy, you have the cutest ears, I love when you smile . . . anything. Obviously, compliments can be a total turn-off if they are insincere, if they seem to be ones you keep in your arsenal for all women, or if there are too many. But a couple of meaningful compliments can take you very very far.

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

4. Coitus. More goods! Most guys know what they’re doing in this arena, so I’m not going to give too much info. If you are behind her and trying to stimulate her clit, there is one way that works more universally than the normal fumbly bumbly routine (very distracting). If you, with your fingers together, apply pressure to that area in a rhythm consistent with your rhythm (i.e. apply pressure when you enter, release pressure on the way out), that works nicely. Again, other women may feel differently. Rubbing your manhood along her vagina (ha! I said it) in the middle of intercourse feels nice and is sometimes a welcome break if she’s had a couple of orgasms already. And, don’t ignore her breasts during intercourse, if you can concentrate on two things at once. The allover (well at least torso) caress during intercourse also adds a lot of fuel to the fire – as does the intense look into her eyes or the well placed nibble or kiss. Again, varying rhythm, speed and position work well in most instances. Also, it’s nice to ask if you can put on a condom instead of just whipping it out of the drawer. If youÂ’re lucky and she’s like me, she may just put it on you – with her mouth.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000uOw

Those were the days. She was surprisingly hot and very nice. High maintenance hot, too - perfectly done nails, perfectly dressed.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
once the kids hit early teen Sophie's Choice has a fantasy aspect that is not altogether unpleasant.

Then it becomes less a difficult choice and more a "take my wife - please!" thing?

[nononono]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
actually not to dumb down the convo, but I thought of you as I was flippping thru neiman's and bloomie's catalog today looking at cashmere.

More boxes heading my way?

[nononono]

Originally posted by LessinSF
While I was wallowing in past posts, I recalled my sticky copy of:

"Dear Ladies whose hammock swings that way and Sperms:

As we’ve discussed the finer points of entertaining men (I missed that discussion - damn) I thought you might find the Four C’s useful in entertaining your women, whether they’re your spouse or a new loafer (hopefully this isn’t a repeat)(do not skip the first two, or you won't be guaranteed of getting to the second two):

1. Caress: Yes! Sounds boring, doesn’t it? But this is one of the most important, sensuous and often most missing things during sex. The whole idea is to get your woman to love herself and her body the way you do – or at least to feel comfortable. That way you’re guaranteed more sex in the long run (ah, see how this works? – long term goals). You’re frequently going to be dealing with a woman who has internally criticized many parts of her body – even if she seems totally confident. The idea here is to set all of those parts on fire through your fingertips and your mouth. Touch her, rub her and kiss her all over – start anywhere, from sucking on her fingers to nibbling her earlobe to running your hands along her entire body, neck to toes. And keep doing this while your making love. If you’ve got a free hand, use it (and no, not on yourself, pervboy). And surprise her – kiss her ankles, nibble her knees, circle around her bellybutton with your tongue. Most importantly make her feel as though you feel passionate about her just by your touch. (And no tongues in the ear, please without asking – well, at least not my ear).

2. Compliment: Another boring one, I know. But again – long (she said) term goals. You don’t have to be a sap or insincere, but one or two fartfelt compliments goes a long way. The idea is to make the woman feel special and love herself. Things that work: I love touching your hair, you have a beautiful body, you’re incredibly sexy, you have the cutest ears, I love when you smile . . . anything. Obviously, compliments can be a total turn-off if they are insincere, if they seem to be ones you keep in your arsenal for all women, or if there are too many. But a couple of meaningful compliments can take you very very far.

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

4. Coitus. More goods! Most guys know what they’re doing in this arena, so I’m not going to give too much info. If you are behind her and trying to stimulate her clit, there is one way that works more universally than the normal fumbly bumbly routine (very distracting). If you, with your fingers together, apply pressure to that area in a rhythm consistent with your rhythm (i.e. apply pressure when you enter, release pressure on the way out), that works nicely. Again, other women may feel differently. Rubbing your manhood along her vagina (ha! I said it) in the middle of intercourse feels nice and is sometimes a welcome break if she’s had a couple of orgasms already. And, don’t ignore her breasts during intercourse, if you can concentrate on two things at once. The allover (well at least torso) caress during intercourse also adds a lot of fuel to the fire – as does the intense look into her eyes or the well placed nibble or kiss. Again, varying rhythm, speed and position work well in most instances. Also, it’s nice to ask if you can put on a condom instead of just whipping it out of the drawer. If youÂ’re lucky and she’s like me, she may just put it on you – with her mouth.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000uOw

God damn it. You do this when I'm alone (wrt romantic company, I mean) for the evening?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
God damn it. You do this when I'm alone (wrt romantic company, I mean) for the evening?

You do have fingers, right? Or a rabbit? And an ability to retell the details?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
While I was wallowing in past posts, I recalled my sticky copy of:

"Dear Ladies whose hammock swings that way and Sperms:

As we’ve discussed the finer points of entertaining men (I missed that discussion - damn) I thought you might find the Four C’s useful in entertaining your women, whether they’re your spouse or a new loafer (hopefully this isn’t a repeat)(do not skip the first two, or you won't be guaranteed of getting to the second two):

1. Caress: Yes! Sounds boring, doesn’t it? But this is one of the most important, sensuous and often most missing things during sex. The whole idea is to get your woman to love herself and her body the way you do – or at least to feel comfortable. That way you’re guaranteed more sex in the long run (ah, see how this works? – long term goals). You’re frequently going to be dealing with a woman who has internally criticized many parts of her body – even if she seems totally confident. The idea here is to set all of those parts on fire through your fingertips and your mouth. Touch her, rub her and kiss her all over – start anywhere, from sucking on her fingers to nibbling her earlobe to running your hands along her entire body, neck to toes. And keep doing this while your making love. If you’ve got a free hand, use it (and no, not on yourself, pervboy). And surprise her – kiss her ankles, nibble her knees, circle around her bellybutton with your tongue. Most importantly make her feel as though you feel passionate about her just by your touch. (And no tongues in the ear, please without asking – well, at least not my ear).

2. Compliment: Another boring one, I know. But again – long (she said) term goals. You don’t have to be a sap or insincere, but one or two fartfelt compliments goes a long way. The idea is to make the woman feel special and love herself. Things that work: I love touching your hair, you have a beautiful body, you’re incredibly sexy, you have the cutest ears, I love when you smile . . . anything. Obviously, compliments can be a total turn-off if they are insincere, if they seem to be ones you keep in your arsenal for all women, or if there are too many. But a couple of meaningful compliments can take you very very far.

3. Cunnilingus. Finally, the good stuff! I can’t offer a tremendous amount here, but some observations. A useful trick is to use your fingers while licking – i.e. get a rhythm going with one or two (or more?) fingers inside her (what we called fingerf*cking in high school) while your using your tongue. Other tricks? Slip your tongue inside her – again, rhythm is nice here. Suck gently whenever you are sucking. And not too much continuous pressure to the same area (the area you think is her clit – but probably isn’t. Did I say that?). And long strokes with your tongue are also a good idea. In sum, fingers, rhythm, variety, and going deep oughtta do ya. Frankly, I find it a huge turn-on when a guy actually looks where he’s going before he goes there, but other women might be uncomfortable with that.

4. Coitus. More goods! Most guys know what they’re doing in this arena, so I’m not going to give too much info. If you are behind her and trying to stimulate her clit, there is one way that works more universally than the normal fumbly bumbly routine (very distracting). If you, with your fingers together, apply pressure to that area in a rhythm consistent with your rhythm (i.e. apply pressure when you enter, release pressure on the way out), that works nicely. Again, other women may feel differently. Rubbing your manhood along her vagina (ha! I said it) in the middle of intercourse feels nice and is sometimes a welcome break if she’s had a couple of orgasms already. And, don’t ignore her breasts during intercourse, if you can concentrate on two things at once. The allover (well at least torso) caress during intercourse also adds a lot of fuel to the fire – as does the intense look into her eyes or the well placed nibble or kiss. Again, varying rhythm, speed and position work well in most instances. Also, it’s nice to ask if you can put on a condom instead of just whipping it out of the drawer. If youÂ’re lucky and she’s like me, she may just put it on you – with her mouth.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000uOw

that was my sock. yes, I was Lady Grediva. Sorry for any confusion.

[nononono]

Originally posted by dc_chef
You do have fingers, right? Or a rabbit? And an ability to retell the details?

Yes, to all three. Only the rabbit, which is not my favorite anyway, is at another location. I do have the super-turbo-charged bullet from Good Vibrations, though, a present from a friend a number of months ago who will always be saved from the dustbin as a result of that excellent present. But gosh, all those things are even better when shared.

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
that was my sock. yes, I was Lady Grediva. Sorry for any confusion.

In that case, you're a lot taller in person than on the internet.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that was my sock. yes, I was Lady Grediva. Sorry for any confusion.

You look good in drag.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, to all three. Only the rabbit, which is not my favorite anyway, is at another location. I do have the super-turbo-charged bullet from Good Vibrations, though, a present from a friend a number of months ago who will always be saved from the dustbin as a result of that excellent present. But gosh, all those things are even better when shared.

Rabbit not your fave? Which one is?

Of course those things are better when shared, but that's not always an option.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by nononono
My older just told me she loved me more than Ariel or all the Barbies in the world.

She says that now but just wait until you're in Target and she sees a new Barbie and/or Ariel!

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that was my sock. yes, I was Lady Grediva. Sorry for any confusion.

If that was a sock, then who was in the alley playing tonsil hockey with the Count?

I miss Greediva. What a hoot.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Should I be checking into these pull ups? sounds like they could really add a level of freedom to the running routes. Penske?

I will freely admit that there have been times when the importance of the run outweighed the time it would have taken to stop and pee. Of courses, those times were all during races where hardware and personal glory were on the line, but most coaches advise to never try something in races that you have not practised during training.

YMMV, boc.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I had to change a diaper on the floor of the bathroom in H Hilfiger. Now, another evening of HGTV. Good times.

I did a friend a favour tonight and took 4 kids bowling. 12, 7, 4, and 2 yos.

First we ate and then we bowled. Between eating and getting shoes/walking the 100 metres to the lanes the 2 yo apparently shate himself silly. Thing is, how did you ruin the rhythm of your game by having to call a timeout during frame one to change a diaper. Plus I forgot the diaper bag in the car. Thank g-d the diaper for 10 frames, although I am quite sure the bowlers on the other lanes were not pleased by the stank....

otoh, i just popped some Krug to help alleviate the stress from the above. mmmmmmmmmmm.