Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Recent events have caused me to reflect on what is truly important on this board: cock rings, double anal, TITS!, shavey bouncers, paigow [sniff] and penske [sniff], spinsters and cougars, bottle-knocking frat cats, my beautiful beautiful penis, and more TITS!

So why hasn't anyone answered my question about cock rings? Harrumph.

edited by Not Bob to fix the quote tag, bay-bee.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Anne Elk

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Recent events have caused me to reflect on what is truly important on this board: cock rings, double anal, TITS!, shavey bouncers, paigow [sniff] and penske [sniff], spinsters and cougars, bottle-knocking frat cats, my beautiful beautiful penis, and more TITS!QUOTE]

So why hasn't anyone answered my question about cock rings? Harrumph.

Lack of knowledge on my part, I'm happy to say. Why not ask Mandy?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ask your daughta
I bet she bought a
Atticus G tape
For her recorder

i remember back in hs my rap phase:

my partner would start up then throw it me:

i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

So then i come in all dressed fine:

i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of mrs. grinch
and you could be my boyfiend you can trust
just let me quit my boyfriend called atticus
i said he's a fairy i do suppose
postin all day wif his dainty prose
he may be very sexy or even pretty
but he writes like a sucker and his rhymes are all shitty
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and an avatar that does impress
he may be able to do google all just right
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank
im everywhere

[Hank Chinaski]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Anne Elk

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Recent events have caused me to reflect on what is truly important on this board: cock rings, double anal, TITS!, shavey bouncers, paigow [sniff] and penske [sniff], spinsters and cougars, bottle-knocking frat cats, my beautiful beautiful penis, and more TITS!QUOTE]

So why hasn't anyone answered my question about cock rings? Harrumph.

Shape Shifter is a pimp. he could never have outfought Slave, but it wasn't until this day that i knew it was paigow all along........

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Shape Shifter is a pimp. he could never have outfought Slave, but it wasn't until this day that i knew it was paigow all along........

And your battles with nfh are legendary.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i remember back in hs my rap phase:

my partner would start up then throw it me:

i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

So then i come in all dressed fine:

i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of mrs. grinch
and you could be my boyfiend you can trust
just let me quit my boyfriend called atticus
i said he's a fairy i do suppose
postin all day wif his dainty prose
he may be very sexy or even pretty
but he reads like a sucker and his poems are shitty
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and an avatar that does impress
he may be able to do google all just right
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank
im everywhere

I invented homosexual affairs with other posters.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I invented homosexual affairs with other posters.

So you believe leagl picked RT based on merit?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Lack of knowledge on my part, I'm happy to say. Why not ask Mandy?

She seems to be pre-occupied with Slot C while I am mainly curious about the accessorizing of Tab A.

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
Shape Shifter is a pimp. he could never have outfought Slave, but it wasn't until this day that i knew it was paigow all along........

Should I be avoiding the Causeway?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
She seems to be pre-occupied with Slot C while I am mainly curious about the accessorizing of Tab A.

What was the question?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So why hasn't anyone answered my question about cock rings? Harrumph.

I've never heard one.

Ba-dump-dump

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i remember back in hs my rap phase:

{quite bootylicious rhyme}

Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So why hasn't anyone answered my question about cock rings? Harrumph.

edited by Not Bob to fix the quote tag, bay-bee.

because no one wanted to google cock ring at the office?

From the safety of home, you can find a good description from the Columbia Health Services Website: Ask Alice!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
because no one wanted to google cock ring at the office?

From the safety of home, you can find a good description from the Columbia Health Services Website: Ask Alice!

This is the FB, I thought someone would have the answer without googling.

ETA: Alice is a font of information. This little tidbit makes the earlier story about the dirty old man in the locker room more disturbing.

The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
She seems to be pre-occupied with Slot C while I am mainly curious about the accessorizing of Tab A.

I was assuming that he, being fond of toys, might have one.