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01-20-2005, 08:51 PM
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#781
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
plf = daiquiri ice
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Ooooh ooooh ooooh, I call sno cone without the syrup! |
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01-20-2005, 08:57 PM
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#782
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Fug?
In my continuing quest for derivative humor, I've stumbled across a fashion blog that you may or may not enjoy, Go Fug Yourself.
"Fug," it appears, is the new pretty.
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Look, no one is more surprised than I am:
Someone's been taking lessons from Nicole "Girl, I Left The Fug Last Year And Haven't Ever Looked Back" Ritchie. Paris looks so...sweet. Wholesome. Cute. Well-coiffed. Nicely shod. I can't even see her vagina.
If this keeps up, I'm going to be out of a job.
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*Sniff* She had me at "vagina."
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01-20-2005, 09:00 PM
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#783
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ooooh ooooh ooooh, I call sno cone without the syrup!
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Well that's just ice in a cup. You can do better than that. You're just phoning it in again. And please translate Hank's post for me. I still don't get it.
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01-20-2005, 09:05 PM
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#784
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Posts: 86,130
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
please translate Hank's post for me. I still don't get it.
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It was a literary reference. Tyler was a waiter and used to cum in food that he served or swirl his dick around in it.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 01-20-2005 at 09:11 PM..
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01-20-2005, 09:06 PM
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#785
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ooooh ooooh ooooh, I call sno cone without the syrup!
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Nope. you're tartufo- with sprinkles.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-20-2005, 09:15 PM
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#786
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was a literary reference. Tyler was a waiter and used to cum in food that he served or swirl his dick around in it.
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But what has that got to do with ice cream?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-20-2005, 09:17 PM
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#787
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Fug?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
In my continuing quest for derivative humor, I've stumbled across a fashion blog that you may or may not enjoy, Go Fug Yourself.
"Fug," it appears, is the new pretty.
A sample:
*Sniff* She had me at "vagina."
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I love it. And what's the proper term for this? I call it armpit fat. But this site calls it armpit cleavage.
and ghastly. "Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? "
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-20-2005, 09:22 PM
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#788
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Dumpy's Big Sister
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01-20-2005, 09:30 PM
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#789
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Seeking Black Masochists
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01-20-2005, 09:40 PM
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#790
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Lez B4 Hubby, Then Kick His Ass
Hubby is clearly whipped. The wife cheated in front of him with another woman and kicked his ass out of the house afterward for trying to join in. Article |
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01-20-2005, 09:44 PM
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#791
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was a literary reference. Tyler was a waiter and used to cum in food that he served or swirl his dick around in it.
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You sniveling little patsy. I am one of the few civilizing influences on these boards, and you portray me as a neanderthal. If these boards did not need me so badly, I would be half tempted to resign over this latest affront.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-20-2005, 09:48 PM
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#792
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You sniveling little patsy. I am one of the few civilizing influences on these boards, and you portray me as a neanderthal. If these boards did not need me so badly, I would be half tempted to resign over this latest affront.
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Point of clarification-
You were not equated to Tyler Durden, you were equated to a dessert he might serve.
Something that seemed sweet, but was actually foul and soiled.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-20-2005, 09:49 PM
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#793
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Point of clarification-
You were not equated to Tyler Durden, you were equated to a dessert he might serve.
Something that seemed sweet, but was actually foul and soiled.
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Fair point. I apologize for calling you a sniveling little patsy. It's late and I was not reading carefully.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-20-2005, 10:37 PM
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#794
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fair point. I apologize for calling you a sniveling little patsy. It's late and I was not reading carefully.
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Can we expect a resignation manifesto over this lack of attention to detail? NTTAWWT, of course. |
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01-20-2005, 11:24 PM
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#795
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
But what has that got to do with ice cream?
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mmmmm do.
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