Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Has everyone heard his pre-rehab voicemails?

2/3 of the way down the page on this site: http://www.screenhead.com/funny/oddi...icemail-036643

Close your office door before you listen.

And I haven't played yet, but there's a resulting game: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227154

Check out also the blog that sprung up: I'm stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien.

Example:

• We watched the NCAA men's final last night. Was surprised to discover how big a fan Whitney Houston is of college basketball. She knew the stats of every player.
  
  "Sean May is better than Night Court!" she'd say every time North Carolina's star player made a shot.
  
  I had Illinois in the pool, so I wasn't too happy about the outcome. "Warren" won the thing and vowed not to spend the winnings on Mexican speedballs.
  
  I believed him.
  
  Pat O'Brien ruined my favorite part of night, "One Shining Moment," the montage of tournament highlights that closes out the broadcast every year. He told Luther Vandross anecdotes throughout the whole thing.
  
  "Luther is my homie," he boasted. "We ran with the same gang in a fat farm one summer."
  
  "Please be quiet, Pat," I said.
  
  "He asked me to be an extra in his 'Power of Love' video, but I couldn't do it that day. Had to interview Joan Van Ark."
  
  "Pat! Please!"
  
  "Luther sang at my 45th birthday. That was special. He told me he wouldn't sing for just anybody at their birthday party. That meant he liked me. He liked me a lot."
  
  "Shut up, Pat!"
  
  "Haven't seen him since his stroke," Pat O'Brien said. "Sick people creep me out."
  
  And then he buried his face in his hands and cried.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Has everyone heard his pre-rehab voicemails?

2/3 of the way down the page on this site: http://www.screenhead.com/funny/oddi...icemail-036643

Close your office door before you listen.

This is the same thing, but with graphics and general hilarity:

http://www.hedonistica.com/flash.php...wf&h=480&w=640

Sorry to trump your link.

ETA: whoops, your second link is a mirror of mine. Sorry.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Has everyone heard his pre-rehab voicemails?

2/3 of the way down the page on this site: http://www.screenhead.com/funny/oddi...icemail-036643

Close your office door before you listen.

And I haven't played yet, but there's a resulting game: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227154

"I wanna fuckin' go crazy with you..."

That dude needs a new line.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I wanna fuckin' go crazy with you..."

That dude needs a new line.

Is that a pickup line? or a "please get me drugs" line? I can't listen until I get home, which is HOURS from now.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that a pickup line? or a "please get me drugs" line? I can't listen until I get home, which is HOURS from now.

It's a sex thing, as used by Pat. WTF happened to that guy? Mrs. dL and I were watching the NCAA pre-game show yesterday, and I explained to her that Greg Gumble's role as host used to be filled by Pat O'Brien, who I though was pretty good at the sports gig. I was totally fucking shocked to see him on that tabloid news show (The Insider?). Why, Str8, what?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I wanna fuckin' go crazy with you..."

That dude needs a new line.

Any idea who the woman is? And why, why would you leave so many voicemails? Them drugs'll kill ya.

This is all I got so far...
Pat O'Brien, the host of The Insider, entered rehab on Sunday and today has more to worry about than sexually explicit voice-mail messages. There's a photograph, too! A source says that O'Brien's girlfriend, "Betsy," has an ex-husband who has a "compromising photograph" of O’Brien pleasuring himself. It was part of an e-mail that O'Brien sent to Betsy laying out the framework for having an affair. She left her Pasadena husband when Pat seduced her. The ex-husband is said to be well-off financially, but he might let the photo be sold to one of the supermarket weeklies — because he doesn't like O'Brien.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by dtb
So, does anyone know of a good website to help me with my Masters picks? My pool is a little different than picking a straight-up winner (that's the tie-breaker), because everyone has to pick at least one "Tier 3" person (Ranks 51 or more) and may only pick two "Tier 1" players (Ranks 1-20). We have to choose 5 players.

So, who is least likely to crap out (miss the cut) from "Tier 3"? I have tentatively chosen Kirk Triplett, although I'm tempted to change it to Nick Price or Bernhard Langher.

Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

Are you going with world rankings? I'd go with guys who are hot right now - Brandt Jobe should be in Tier 3, and he played great last week. Rich Beem will be in either 2 or 3, and he's got a track record in the majors and is also playing well right now. Another I like is Mark Hensby, though he hasn't really caught fire this year. He's #54 in the world. And there's always Olazabal . Triplett is not a bad choice either. Finally, think about Arron Oberholser and Scott McCarron. They've looked good this year.

For your middle tier, think about Fred Funk, Charles Howell III and Tim Clark.

Top tier should obviously be Phil and Tiger.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I wanna fuckin' go crazy with you..."

That dude needs a new line.

Hmph. "Adult Content" is filtered.

Stupid net nanny.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Any idea who the woman is? And why, why would you leave so many voicemails? Them drugs'll kill ya.

This is all I got so far...
Pat O'Brien, the host of The Insider, entered rehab on Sunday and today has more to worry about than sexually explicit voice-mail messages. There's a photograph, too! A source says that O'Brien's girlfriend, "Betsy," has an ex-husband who has a "compromising photograph" of O’Brien pleasuring himself. It was part of an e-mail that O'Brien sent to Betsy laying out the framework for having an affair. She left her Pasadena husband when Pat seduced her. The ex-husband is said to be well-off financially, but he might let the photo be sold to one of the supermarket weeklies — because he doesn't like O'Brien.

[list=1][*]Every now and then I mistake Pasadena, California for Pasadena, Texas in an article. Makes for much confusion.

Speaking of Pasadena, Texas, I heard recently that Gilley's is now an elementary school.
[*]Who the fuck doesn't pleasure themself from time to time? I'm irritated that someone jacking off is news to anyone.[/list=1]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan [list=1][*]Every now and then I mistake Pasadena, California for Pasadena, Texas in an article. Makes for much confusion.

Speaking of Pasadena, Texas, I heard recently that Gilley's is now an elementary school.
[*]Who the fuck doesn't pleasure themself from time to time? I'm irritated that someone jacking off is news to anyone.[/list=1]

Well, we may all self-pleasure, but not all of us send pictures of ourselves doing it to other people's spouses.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, we may all self-pleasure, but not all of us send pictures of ourselves doing it to other people's spouses.

And why, why take pictures of yourself doing it at all?
And who in the hell is Betsy and why would she be seduced by this guy?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And why, why take pictures of yourself doing it at all?
And who in the hell is Betsy and why would she be seduced by this guy?

I suppose it's possible that Betsy requested the pictures. Who are we to question other's preferences (when harmless, as this is)?

[NotFromHere]

This may actually make me quit the reality thing.

Britney, Kevin say
they'll get real — on TV
Spears and her husband to tell
their side on UPN reality show

NEW YORK - Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline have said “I do” to star in a UPN reality series that documents their courtship, engagement and wedding.


Featuring what UPN bills as “exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos” of their “personal love story,” the six-episode series is scheduled to premiere later this year. It picks up shortly after the pair met in Los Angeles and headed to Europe on tour, where Federline performed as a backup dancer for Spears.

[NotFromHere]

Al Gore starts his own network. Promises it will not be political.

He is launching Independent Venture, the first national television network "created for, by and with an 18-34 year-old audience," according to the press release announcing its launch.
Gore and entrepreneur Joel Hyatt revealed this morning that the name of the new venture, formerly known as INdTV, will be Current.
Current will offer 24 hours of programming in a "unique, short-form content format" when it premieres August 1. It also will invite audiences to "move beyond their roles as viewers to become active collaborators, encouraging them to help shape the network's content and fulfill its mission - to serve as a TV platform where the voices of young adults can be heard," the press release said.

Guided by young hosts set in a "club-like atmosphere," Current's programming will include both professionally produced segments and viewer-created content. Current viewers will be able to easily upload their own segments through the network's online "Current Studio," available through the website (www.current.tv). The submissions will be assessed and ranked by other viewers, potentially voting the best ones onto the air.Your Hank Link Here

[Alex_de_Large]

Strung up.

spree; blog post

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