[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Also, don't use rubbers if you are going to cheat . . .

This is a really bad idea.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hopefully I will be visiting my parents when the aliens come.

Glad to hear your father is feeling better.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Start saving:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050706...m_050706131222

obviously sfw.

And is it just me, or is this completely backwards?:

"The Jedi knight's light saber, owned by "Star Wars" producer Gary Kurtz, is estimated to sell for between 60,000 and 80,000 dollars.

The light saber used by the evil Darth Vader character in "The Empire Strikes Back" is estimated to go for 40,000 to 60,000 dollars."

TM

I thought that we've established by now that there is a media (and marketplace) bias for light over dark. Keep up.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Maybe. Anyway, I'm just envious of his ability to compliment gwnc's ass in such an edumacated manner.

And I'm extremely impressed with him, too, both for hte sentiment and the vocabulary.

Oh, did you get a lecherous PM yet? I may be the odds-on yet incorrect favorite, but the smart money is that [name of poster omitted because I am too nice to insult people] sent one at 9:57 am EST.

Vegas is also waiting for the pense sock accusation and the fu comment. Str8? Evan is gonna need some new shoes. And Yale ain't cheap, even for legacies.

Nope, I am message-free! It must have been the kitty.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by nononono
Didja read that article? Or did you write it? Here's a quote: "In his book The Naked Ape, Morris speculates that, as humans evolved from the other primates and began to walk upright, the human female breasts became fleshy and round. This was not due to a biological need to feed children. Females of other primate species are flat chested and have no problems feeding their offspring or attracting mates. But these other primates, as our ancestors most certainly did, use buttock presentation to indicate when they are ready to breed. Since the human female is almost always in a sexually capable condition, the breasts would seem to have become an ever-present sexual display and a form of "self mimicry" as they are intended to frontally duplicate the female's own round fleshy buttocks, a trait also not found in other primates and one to which the human male had already become conditioned."

David: Funny enough, the reason why women wear necklaces is to draw attention to the breasts.
Date #1: I don't.
David: No, I mean, subconsciously.
Date #1: No, I don't. I wear this because my mother gave it to me before she died.
David: Yeah, well, I mean, she probably wanted to draw attention to hers, but I mean...

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by nononono
In his book The Naked Ape,

I was browsing in a bookstore and saw this book. It wasn't what I was expecting. Worst $15.95 I ever spent, other than [insert momma joke here].

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
David: Do you know the reason why men are attacked to cleavage? It's because it reminds us of a woman's buttocks. Because I suppose presumably when we were cavemen we used to do you from behind, so we like the--. And then we evolved and probably turned you over when language came in to either chat, or just to look at the breasts that reminded us of the buttock in the first place.

TITty-Fuck?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
This is a really bad idea.

, in that . . .

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I will admit that the avenue of escape angle got me thinking. Mainly thinking that everyone in the Inner Loop is fucked. I've been stuck in traffic for an hour on San Felipe only a half mile from my apartment because of a hard rain. Hopefully I will be visiting my parents when the aliens come. I don't think the aliens could find it.

Working in midtown Manhattan means I don't even have to waste time imagining an "escape" scenario. I expect to have a very good view of the saucers and then -- fwooosh! Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by nononono
Didja read that article? Or did you write it? Here's a quote: "In his book The Naked Ape, Morris speculates that, as humans evolved from the other primates and began to walk upright, the human female breasts became fleshy and round. This was not due to a biological need to feed children. Females of other primate species are flat chested and have no problems feeding their offspring or attracting mates. But these other primates, as our ancestors most certainly did, use buttock presentation to indicate when they are ready to breed. Since the human female is almost always in a sexually capable condition, the breasts would seem to have become an ever-present sexual display and a form of "self mimicry" as they are intended to frontally duplicate the female's own round fleshy buttocks, a trait also not found in other primates and one to which the human male had already become conditioned."

I used to love reading that book when I was twelve. It wasn't until I was 13 that I realized why.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
This is a really bad idea.

Not if you stick to anal.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Working in midtown Manhattan means I don't even have to waste time imagining an "escape" scenario. I expect to have a very good view of the saucers and then -- fwooosh! Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.

there's no fucking way I'm jumping into the hudson. So I'm with you on the fwooosh!!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ironweed
Working in midtown Manhattan means I don't even have to waste time imagining an "escape" scenario. I expect to have a very good view of the saucers and then -- fwooosh! Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.

Oh, you beeg beeg man. What, the rest of us aren't good enough to exterminate? Elitist fuck.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I used to love reading that book when I was twelve. It wasn't until I was 13 that I realized why.

Late bloomer?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
, in that . . .

Um, in that acquiring a sexually-transmitted disease might be even worse evidence to be used against you than using a condom? I'm just guessing here, though - I don't pretend to be able to understand what goes on in the heads of my fellow Minnesotans. Especially the chick that posts here. She's a moon tripper.