Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!

I guess white men can jump. Hmmm.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!

let's go? allez!

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

talking shit's fine when it's once in a while
stops you from whining maybe makes some peeps smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
spewing and spewing all day long
you sound like fringey does

Oompa loompa doompety da
if you are friendly you will go far
You can have friends too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

what! we ain't playn, you just been playd

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, thanks dude, but your your advice would have been a little more helpful if it came before last week's spin class bar outing. But your point is well taken. Similarly, next time you are at the pub in Newcastle, don't ask the barkeep to switch from the Arsenal match the Pistons game.

Fuck the Arse. Can't anybody beat those fuckos?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by evenodds
Theres and Thats is Greedy.

Anttwat is Not From Here.

Now, go away with the sock bullshit.

Well done NFH, well done. I didn't think you had it in ya. Props 2 you.

str(sock free since 93)8

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't like the limelight. My sobriquet really lets me explore the studio space.

Who's got the cowbell sock? I gotta have more cowbell sock.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!

This is how people end up getting shot. Or have their cred shot to hell (Ja Rule, Benzino). Somebody best step in now and make peace.

[Dave]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This is how people end up getting shot. Or have their cred shot to hell (Ja Rule, Benzino). Somebody best step in now and make peace.

Man, handicapping this one is a motherfucker. On one hand, you've got Atti G, who learned his craft on the mean streets of Oaktown. On the other, you've got Hank, who allegedly once drove by Eminem's childhood home (and has been known to hit 8 Mile, if only the review the current standard in D-town hookers).

Screw it, let's get this on Pay-Per-View.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Dave
Man, handicapping this one is a motherfucker. On one hand, you've got Atti G, who learned his craft on the mean streets of Oaktown. On the other, you've got Hank, who allegedly once drove by Eminem's childhood home (and has been known to hit 8 Mile, if only the review the current standard in D-town hookers).

Screw it, let's get this on Pay-Per-View.

I invented promoting pay-per-view fights/gay porn between Atticus and other chumps.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I guess you are technically correct. I should rephrase that I invented the first FB separatist cult with consenting members, Mr. I-know-it-all-Rohypnol.

actually, I think PLF invented the first FB separatist cult.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what! we ain't playn, you just been playd

There once was a man from Nantucket . . . .

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Dave
Man, handicapping this one is a motherfucker. On one hand, you've got Atti G, who learned his craft on the mean streets of Oaktown. On the other, you've got Hank, who allegedly once drove by Eminem's childhood home (and has been known to hit 8 Mile, if only the review the current standard in D-town hookers).

Screw it, let's get this on Pay-Per-View.

Uhhh, uhhh, uh, c’mon

Atti put hoes in DC onto Reali-ty (uh-huh)
Rich Chick, dtb prefer white & strunkee (that’s right)
All fb hoes, so hot, they want to know (c’mon)
That E/O cutie wit a booty ain't a coogi (haaaaah!)
Now who’s the real dookie, meanin who’s really the shit
That Hank man a sly dick, but he's white from the sticks
In on the minnow, ss, three hours, max
Tongue in cheek, he posts, but not in the ass
Gon’ try haiku first, ask questions last
That’s how most of these so-called gangsters pass
But wait til TM shows, rappin bout blunts and broads
In the ass, menage-a-tois, sex and cigars,
He'll leave you on the pavement
(Your Burbs got cement?), no cred, drive a ford
At his arraignment, you'll rep the plantiff
Damn rappin preppies stuck on an internet board (shhh)
Face it, not guilty, that’s how he'll stay filthy (not guilty)
Richer than richie, you're each a fuckin TM wannabe

Chorus:
Greedy Greedy Greedy (uh-huh) can’t you see (uh)
That TM's words just hypnotize me (hip to)
But I just love your flashy ways (uh-huh)
Guess that’s why they broke, and you’re so paid (uh)

Greedy Greedy Greedy can’t you see
That TM's words just hypnotize me
But I just love your flashy ways
Guess that’s why they broke, and you’re so paid
*fades*

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Brazil and Argentina fought in the European theater in WW2? WTF? Do Hawkeye, Radar and Margaret make an appearance in the film? The plot summary brought to mind the football game from M*A*S*H.

I only saw this once, a long time ago, and it always reminded me more of The Longest Yard.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"The guard simply didn't notice. Neither did I. I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?"

Bullshit. Everyone would have noticed that he as wearing newly shined shoes. How could you not notice?

I don't. Then again, I don't use it as a pretext to check out a guy's package, either.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This guy enjoys his small organ:

Hey, I had one exactly like that when I was a kid.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I only saw this once, a long time ago, and it always reminded me more of The Longest Yard.

Actually there is a straight knock off of the Longest Yard, but with British prison and soccer- The Mean Machine.