imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by dtb
So many questions, but let's start with the big one: WTF is Ketone breath?

Have you never noticed that when you are really hungry you get wicked bad breath? If not, surely others around you have (Whiff!). When your body runs low on carbs, it starts producing molecules called "ketones". The ketones are used as fuel for the bod, which previously was being fuelled w/ simple carbs. The worst are people on Atkins. I will not speak with, suck face, or fuck anyone on Atkins (except by IM). They are in a consistent state of Ketosis and fucking stink.

Bob says, "Gran'pappy, why do you have that big 'ol pile of fat on your plate?". The answer (of course) was, "I'm just eating the white meat." ew

Shit that's nothing. Great Grandma Keaton (from the Appalachian branch of the family; I'll explain this when you're older) used to catch possum and stick those furried creatures in a cold oven. She'd open up the oven door, toss it bits and pieces of food (doubtless from the iron skillet), then close it. Every day until it got fat. The fucker probably thought it had landed in paradise. But when he got fat, Grandmama would pluck him from the oven, and parbroil him live (as a pre-barbeque thing) then barbie him. So don't be so quick to say ew.

You still haven't recommended a brunch place for me. I'm not AS interested because I just had an entire loaf of bread with butter (no Ketosis in THIS house; Abba could kiss me) but I really do have someone coming into town this weekend. I'd like to take them to brunch instead of dinner to avoid the end-of-night drunken lesbian encounters in the West Village. You know what I'm saying.

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Have you never noticed that when you are really hungry you get wicked bad breath? If not, surely others around you have (Whiff!). When your body runs low on carbs, it starts producing molecules called "ketones". The ketones are used as fuel for the bod, which previously was being fuelled w/ simple carbs. The worst are people on Atkins. I will not speak with, suck face, or fuck anyone on Atkins (except by IM). They are in a consistent state of Ketosis and fucking stink.
Shit that's nothing. Great Grandma Keaton (from the Appalachian branch of the family; I'll explain this when you're older) used to catch possum and stick those furried creatures in a cold oven. She'd open up the oven door, toss it bits and pieces of food (doubtless from the iron skillet), then close it. Every day until it got fat. The fucker probably thought it had landed in paradise. But when he got fat, Grandmama would pluck him from the oven, and parbroil him live (as a pre-barbeque thing) then barbie him. So don't be so quick to say ew.

You still haven't recommended a brunch place for me. I'm not AS interested because I just had an entire loaf of bread with butter (no Ketosis in THIS house; Abba could kiss me) but I really do have someone coming into town this weekend. I'd like to take them to brunch instead of dinner to avoid the end-of-night drunken lesbian encounters in the West Village. You know what I'm saying.

Mon dieu! Its like mmmmmmm mated with DebtSlave and corss pollianted with me a little bit. I dont like it.

And I noticed you said wicked twice today so I will toss in a little Sparklehorse for good measure.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Mon dieu! Its like mmmmmmm mated with DebtSlave and corss pollianted with me a little bit. I dont like it.

And I noticed you said wicked twice today so I will toss in a little Sparklehorse for good measure.

Hello-ooo-ooo-ooo?

Penske?

Man, Alaska is a lonely bitch this time of year.

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
Greetings!

You are cordially invited to the First Annual slave/paigow/kitchen Reunion & Grudgefuck Extravaganza. Witness slave & paigow reunited once again in one of America's most romantic locales. A must-see event. Ben and JLo are history, Brad and Jen have parted ways, but what of slave & paigow? What will happen at their dramatic reunion? Is there such a thing as twue wuv?

There is only one way to find out -- by attending this once-in-a-lifetime event. PM for details of how you can get a front row seat to FB history.

Possibly to take place over President's Day weekend.

This is not a joke.

How much did she pay you to post this?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Dave
Can we expect a resignation manifesto over this lack of attention to detail? NTTAWWT, of course.

You're assuming I was trying to be genuinely nice and apologetic in that post. What you don't know is that I secretly came in the message before posting it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You're assuming I was trying to be genuinely nice and apologetic in that post. What you don't know is that I secretly came in the message before posting it.

I bet you orgasm like a guy with Tourette's speaks.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Fugee
Had not set the VCR and didn't make it home in time last night. If you saw it, please PM what happened.

Didn't watch it, but you can always download the episode if you want. Get azureus, http://azureus.sourceforge.net/, do a search for the right bitTorrent, http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/...entsearch.htm, and download it.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Shit that's nothing. Great Grandma Keaton (from the Appalachian branch of the family; I'll explain this when you're older) used to catch possum and stick those furried creatures in a cold oven. She'd open up the oven door, toss it bits and pieces of food (doubtless from the iron skillet), then close it. Every day until it got fat. The fucker probably thought it had landed in paradise. But when he got fat, Grandmama would pluck him from the oven, and parbroil him live (as a pre-barbeque thing) then barbie him. So don't be so quick to say ew.

So this is Great Granny Keaton?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by spookyfish
So this is Great Granny Keaton? [pic of Bev Hillbillies granny]

You're way ahead of me -- I'm still trying to figure out whether Great Granny Keaton bothered to clean the possum piss and crap out of her oven while she was waiting for Hansel and Gret...uh, I mean, the possum to get fat enough to eat. And what did she use? Easy Off?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet you orgasm like a guy with Tourette's speaks.

It's not like I ever really got a lot of action, but these days, when I do, I always involuntarily yell "Hank is Truth!" at the moment of little death. So, I'm getting even less action than usual.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's not like I ever really got a lot of action, but these days, when I do, I always involuntarily yell "Hank is Truth!" at the moment of little death. So, I'm getting even less action than usual.

You win. I'm neither this ruffled nor this gay. I'll leave the corner to you and Hank now.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
How much did she pay you to post this?

I take it you neither authorized nor condone.

[dtb]

I was just in a conference, and someone mentioned that some company was going to make a "check the box" election (then my ears glazed over). Anyway, I of course immediately thought of the meaning that "check the box" took on, which led me to thinking about the other euphemism coined to mean the same thing (TCB). It was at this point that I panicked, because I could not, and cannot, remember what the letters of TCB stand for!

Can someone help a brother out?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by dtb
I was just in a conference, and someone mentioned that some company was going to make a "check the box" election (then my ears glazed over). Anyway, I of course immediately thought of the meaning that "check the box" took on, which led me to thinking about the other euphemism coined to mean the same thing (TCB). It was at this point that I panicked, because I could not, and cannot, remember what the letters of TCB stand for!

Can someone help a brother out?

Take Care of Business.

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by dtb
I was just in a conference, and someone mentioned that some company was going to make a "check the box" election (then my ears glazed over). Anyway, I of course immediately thought of the meaning that "check the box" took on, which led me to thinking about the other euphemism coined to mean the same thing (TCB). It was at this point that I panicked, because I could not, and cannot, remember what the letters of TCB stand for!

Can someone help a brother out?

were you taking care of business during this conference?

ETA: damn