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taxwonk · 09-01-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have never been to a non-crap meeting. Do they exist?

I have met a number of my imaginary friends for drinks or dinner. Except for Sidd passing out at the table once, none of them have been crap.

patentparanyc · 09-01-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I plan them, they are usually miserable for everyone, but not total crap.

Or so I like to think. In a way. I need to make them non-miserable.

AoN, I love meeting planning. But I am weird.--I like picking different rest. for catering, different food, one time NY Deli, one time Indian, the next, Thai, if it is an American type place, then the salmon, tuna, antipasto, etc. Good times are had by all.

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I would think a better name for a strip club would be Jamais Vu, but maybe that's why I'm not in the business. Among other reasons, none of which is that I'm investing my $$$ in Penske's scheme to make boxed wine in Connecticut for the prole market.

funny. most real wine lovers look at the sub-$20 range that you and Penske infest as the prole market.

J. Fred Muggs · 09-01-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm only kidding, of course.

ppnyc has a nice cock.

But not nice enough to keep her hands busy and prevent her from posting on here. So, for my purposes, may as well be cockless.

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I predict a new sock.

I'm considering writing a book about the Ty@50 sock, you know the inspiration, construction, the better posts, the overwhelming love and admiration it gathers, all that. will you proof it for me?

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hold crap meetings and attend crap meetings and get screwed up things fixed in a rational way and make sure things that are supposed to happen by a given date actually happen by that date, so that things don't get screwed up in the first place. And help people with their stuff to make sure it doesn't get screwed up in the first place.

And lead and plan strategically and be proactive and total quality manage and other buzzwords.

you should make your people eat lunch early then report to you on their choices.

patentparanyc · 09-01-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm considering writing a book about the Ty@50 sock, you know the inspiration, construction, the better posts, the overwhelming love and admiration it gathers, all that. will you proof it for me?

We'll nominate you. What was the most outragous thing you did as Ty@50? share. we are all about sharing.

Penske_Account · 09-01-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It suspiciously resembled penske's. .

Have we showered 2gether?

patentparanyc · 09-01-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Have we showered 2gether?

No he peeked when youse guys were at the urinal.

Penske_Account · 09-01-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You, along with Kid 'n Play, are officially blackballed from all of my house parties.

That's wack!

eta: I only wear silk pajamajammies, if that makes a difference..

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-01-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Funny. Maybe they want you to be already you.

One of my former hair dressers started a salon with a couple of her buddies. They called it Salon Chevaux. I said to her, "shouldn't it be Salon Cheveux?" She said "no silly, chevaux means hair." I said, "um, I may be wrong, but I think it means horse."

So by the time she had done the research and tried to change the business name, they went out of business.

And to your other response, as if Day_Jay Vu isn't already mispronounced.

I knew a guy who invested money in a chain of crispy fried rabbit restaurants called Wild Horse. [Insert Penske boxed wine joke here.] This was before I knew him, but it always seemed to me that one of the obvious problems with the scheme was the choice of name.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-01-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Have we showered 2gether?

A 5'6" friend of mine used a urinal next to Manute Bol. He was very frightened.

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-01-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
funny. most real wine lovers look at the sub-$20 range that you and Penske infest as the prole market.

Most of the wine I buy is $10-$20/bottle. I do agree that Penske infests the prole market, though, whatever that means.

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-01-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm considering writing a book about the Ty@50 sock, you know the inspiration, construction, the better posts, the overwhelming love and admiration it gathers, all that. will you proof it for me?

I think I can get around to that in about fifteen years or so.

Replaced_Texan · 09-01-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
We in SF feel your pain.

You in SF have at some point in franchise history seen greatness. The same cannot be said for we poor football fans in Houston.

And I should have seen this coming, but I was still surprised when I encountered this year's trend in NFL merchandising for women.

I give you the glitter jersey:

(You can also get it in white, and apparently, for Jake Plummer only, in salmon.)