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04-05-2005, 06:19 PM
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#811
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Seeking Slogan
Calling all comedians:
The syndicate desk is looking for a slogan to emlazon on the group t-shirts.
Any ideas?
I liked Coffee is for Closers, but no one got the reference. So you might say that didn't go over too well. But I'm sure one of you wags can come up with a good one that I can pass off as my own work (oops -- is this the internet? I hope no one is reading!)
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04-05-2005, 06:22 PM
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#812
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Pat O'Brien
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I've done worse.
So has Slave. Bah, dum, dum.
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1) This use of "bah, dum, dum" is reminiscent of Ironwood's joke that isn't really a joke so much as a placeholder. A true phone in of the sort, but at least we know you are with us.
2) Don't be such a pre-war homosexual. The avatar works for you bc if you shave the mustache, and add a chin implant and a splash of strategically placed spittle, it's you. This doesn't count the unctuous pose with the broad who probably won't bang you and the drunken pathetic pick up sex lines.
I am going back to being nice now. That avatar was just too good to pass up. |
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04-05-2005, 06:29 PM
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#813
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Pat O'Brien
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) This use of "bah, dum, dum" is reminiscent of Ironwood's joke that isn't really a joke so much as a placeholder. A true phone in of the sort, but at least we know you are with us.
2) Don't be such a pre-war homosexual. The avatar works for you bc if you shave the mustache, and add a chin implant and a splash of strategically placed spittle, it's you. This doesn't count the unctuous pose with the broad who probably won't bang you and the drunken pathetic pick up sex lines.
I am going back to being nice now. That avatar was just too good to pass up.
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Where are we not meeting this week?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-05-2005, 06:29 PM
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#814
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Oh dear, this is not very nice
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
3) I thought I invented the term "chin pubes" but apparently, I inherited from my Y gene.
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Uh, you're a guy?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-05-2005, 06:29 PM
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#815
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hmmmmm
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04-05-2005, 06:31 PM
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#816
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Pat O'Brien
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where are we not meeting this week?
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We are definitely not meeting at the Royal Exchange on Friday night after work. Or anywhere in the vicinity including the fabulous Belden Place. |
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04-05-2005, 06:31 PM
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#817
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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hmmmmm
"FROM BACKS & BALLS TO BUTTS & BEYOND"
New board motto?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-05-2005, 06:32 PM
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#818
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Oh dear, this is not very nice
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Uh, you're a guy?
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Depends if I am meeting slave and shifter at the baths. |
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04-05-2005, 06:36 PM
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#819
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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hmmmmm
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"FROM BACKS & BALLS TO BUTTS & BEYOND"
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Forgive me if I have no interest in learning what "beyond" means.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-05-2005, 06:38 PM
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#820
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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hmmmmm
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Forgive me if I have no interest in learning what "beyond" means.
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I'm not sure whether I can forgive you for that. |
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04-05-2005, 06:46 PM
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#821
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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In other news
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I think it's for real. I read a profile of Gore in the New Yorker in the fall, I think, which alluded to a secret new multimedia/television project he was involved in developing. Whether it will succeed is, of course, another matter entirely.
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Almost a complete non-sequitur, but I wonder if "entrepreneur Joel Hyatt" is the same dude who ran a bunch of cheesy legal clinics in these parts years ago.
ETA: Yep, same dude.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
Last edited by spookyfish; 04-05-2005 at 06:49 PM..
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04-05-2005, 06:50 PM
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hmmmmm
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not sure whether I can forgive you for that.
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Speaking of the unforgiveable, I heard that Peter Jennings smoked a certain brand of Canadian cigarettes so deadly that they cause cancer even 25 years after your last puff. I am certain that the provision of these cigarettes by a shady Canadian to an unsuspecting American violates one or more obscure provisions of the Patriot Act and/or the AEDPA. How could you? How? |
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04-05-2005, 06:53 PM
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hmmmmm
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Originally posted by ironweed
Speaking of the unforgiveable, I heard that Peter Jennings smoked a certain brand of Canadian cigarettes so deadly that they cause cancer even 25 years after your last puff. I am certain that the provision of these cigarettes by a shady Canadian to an unsuspecting American violates one or more obscure provisions of the Patriot Act and/or the AEDPA. How could you? How?
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Her people are also clubbing seals when they could be using shower drainage for their vests. |
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04-05-2005, 06:54 PM
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#824
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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hmmmmm
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Speaking of the unforgiveable, I heard that Peter Jennings smoked a certain brand of Canadian cigarettes so deadly that they cause cancer even 25 years after your last puff. I am certain that the provision of these cigarettes by a shady Canadian to an unsuspecting American violates one or more obscure provisions of the Patriot Act and/or the AEDPA. How could you? How?
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PLF told me to. |
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04-05-2005, 06:59 PM
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#825
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Seeking Slogan
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Calling all comedians:
The syndicate desk is looking for a slogan to emlazon on the group t-shirts.
Any ideas?
I liked Coffee is for Closers, but no one got the reference. So you might say that didn't go over too well. But I'm sure one of you wags can come up with a good one that I can pass off as my own work (oops -- is this the internet? I hope no one is reading!)
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Make the reference more explicit:
"Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
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