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05-12-2005, 05:33 PM
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#811
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I feel so sorry for men. It must be so hard to have to buckle to societal pressures regarding your appearance. (spree: video, sound)
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I have a thing for shirtless, barefoot men in 501s. With a button-fly, please. |
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05-12-2005, 05:33 PM
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#812
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Got milk?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: latched on
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Joys of Pregnancy
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I don't get the lactation thing, but I've heard a number of gentlemen of my acquaintance comment positively on new-mommy swollen (and therefore firm and gravity-defying) boobs. That I understand.
These gentlemen were not so enthusiastic about the whole spurting issue as our friend LL would be, however. I know a fair number of women who would agree - it's great fun playing with the big swollen things, until they spit in your eye.
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It's an acquired taste. |
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05-12-2005, 05:33 PM
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#813
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Job opening
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
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What is the other option?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-12-2005, 05:34 PM
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#814
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
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I'm curious on the third option. On your head?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-12-2005, 05:35 PM
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#815
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
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Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2005, 05:37 PM
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#816
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Confession
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-12-2005, 05:42 PM
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#817
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Job opening
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If avocado is not actually a vegetable, don't post "Avocado is not a vegetable." Those posts blow.
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I like.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-12-2005, 05:45 PM
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#818
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Job opening
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I like.
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Poop
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05-12-2005, 05:46 PM
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#819
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Confession
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Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
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Kieran?? |
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05-12-2005, 05:54 PM
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#820
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Confession
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
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No one said Michael was doing 2 at a time.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-12-2005, 05:55 PM
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#821
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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More fun word facts
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Originally posted by dtb
So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)
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I don't know that one, but I do know a word with five vowels in a row, and a six letter word with four of the same vowel. And that is a really a vowel truth.
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Boogers!
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05-12-2005, 05:55 PM
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#822
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Sex according to MR
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
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This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you. |
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05-12-2005, 05:58 PM
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#823
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Sex according to MR
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you.
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Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ... |
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05-12-2005, 05:58 PM
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#824
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Guest
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
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This was probably YBPE
Golf Clap. |
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05-12-2005, 06:00 PM
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#825
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
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That made me GALB.
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