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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
That is another really bad idea.

What do you do when you cheat on Mrs. Baggins?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Because bareback assfucking has no risks?

Stop being a killjoy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, in that acquiring a sexually-transmitted disease might be even worse evidence to be used against you than using a condom? I'm just guessing here, though - I don't pretend to be able to understand what goes on in the heads of my fellow Minnesotans. Especially the chick that posts here. She's a moon tripper.

I would say, "whiff," in that I was trying to elicit a response from bilmore detailing his experiences as a cheater. Or perhaps as Cuckold, since he seems to have a lot of time on his hands lately. However, I appreciate your sincere attempts to educate all of us about the evidentiary danger of sexually-transmitted diseases. Thank you for your thoughtful response.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Because bareback assfucking has no risks?

Bah. I have a unique delivery that keeps me clean as a whistle.

The Kent Tekulve of anal sex.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why? You think they smoke filterless Canadian cigarettes too?

TM

What else would they be here for? I expect to bargain my way to the Staten Island ferry with a few loosies, then set sail with a small group of carefully-chosen companions. So watch it, wiseass.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bah. I have a unique delivery that keeps me clean as a whistle.

The Kent Tekulve of anal sex.

Am I the only one missing this reference?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ironweed
Working in midtown Manhattan means I don't even have to waste time imagining an "escape" scenario. I expect to have a very good view of the saucers and then -- fwooosh! Unless the aliens are on foot, unarmed and fairly slow. Then I think I could lose them.

More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

eta: I was going to edit the "planning ... plans" thing above, but then decided not to bother, I wouldnt' be fooling anyone, and dtb's reaction might be worthwhile.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ironweed
This reminds me that I need a bottle of good hootch for my office so I can drink to the end of civilization when them saucers commence to hoverin'.

That's a good plan, but I'm guessing there would be a lot of UFO sightings at your office afterwards.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not if you stick to anal.

Cause everyone knows that you're not going to get an STD doing exclusively that.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What do you do when you cheat on Mrs. Baggins?

Roll again. She always catches me.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

Mrs. dL and I have a fairly firm plan, with in city and out of city rendez vous points.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You'd think she could have cleaned herself up first.

Maybe not. The pearl earrings are pretty impressive. That takes some marksmanship.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you ever go down on your wife? Or does she not dig the oral either?

I east more chicken than any man ever seen.

Of course I go down on my wife. All the damn time. But I hardly equate that with tit fucking.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)?

My loved ones and I are going to kayak to a point in the middle of the Mississippi and then compliment each other on our spirits.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ironweed
What else would they be here for? I expect to bargain my way to the Staten Island ferry with a few loosies, then set sail with a small group of carefully-chosen companions. So watch it, wiseass.

Companion selection was key in our discussion. We needed at least one person who could kill and slaughter things for us, another to use as a bargaining chip for a generator or sattelite phone or horse or safe passage through the rice fields, one with a good iTunes selection assuming the EM pulse doesn't fry it, a MacGuyver engineer type that can a) blow shit up and b) make things work, and hot guys to help us through the lonely nights.

My brother turned to me at one point and said, "[RT], you're going to have to live with the fact that the internet will probably be down for a few years." Goddamned aliens.