Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Fred is not really a "friend" friend. But a few of us used to work together and some of us used to give Fred pointers on what to do on a date and what not to do. Fred was the kind of guy who would fall in love with the barrista at Starbucks and then blow it on the first date by being too eager. I think he was a virgin into his early 20s. I think the fact that he fell in love so quickly was par for his course, but to get married so soon was suspicious to the rest of us. The wife not from Serbia, but somewhere south of the U.S.

I think mostly that he's in denial about having been used by the wife as a gravy train and free housing. I just wonder if she can implicate him in any of the crimes the boyfried has committed.

Is that Fred on the right?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let's see.

James- Ivette
Bo- Ivette
April - Maggie
Jennifer- Maggie
Howie-? but probably Maggie
Rachel-Maggie
Janelle- Maggie


I say Maggie. Good. She singlehandedly one the game for her team by manipulating Howie and she seems very astuite, and like a good person. Ivette is horrible. If I never hear the word "cappy", it will be too soon.

I think April is a wild-card. She was mad at Ivette for accusing her of collusion with Janelle. She was mad at Maggie for turning on her during the last POV.

I think Janelle may go Ivette, especially after Julie asked her about choosing friendship over money. Even though I'd like to see Maggie win to teach Ivette a lesson about choosing friendship over money.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Visible" cellulite, then. Even when slapped and/or spanked.

eta: Luckily, I have yet to see it when plowing a 24-year old from behind.*

*completely false. I cannot deny occasionally going hogging.

Yes, spanking the cellulite on a 24 yo woman to that of a 35 yo woman is like eating a Chicago thick crust pizza over a Pizza Hut double Cheezy in the Crust number.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What's the hanky for?

Pineapple juice.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by nononono
Do you think that? I always want advice about those things. I want comfort for about 30 seconds, then I want someone to dissect it with/for me.

Yes. I think that unsolicited love advice is useless. Even solicited love advice is suspect. People are stupid when it comes to matters of the heart, and they rarely take advice from well-meaning friends unless the advice conforms with what they were going to do anyways.

And if it turns disasterous, blame immediately goes on the advice giver.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Damn. What the fuck would you do with $10 mil at age 16?*

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2167196

TM

*Besides two chicks at one time, dude.

I'd donate a large sum of money to help people who were less fortunate than me and an additional large sum of money to help animals that were less fortunate than me.




Yeah, right, I'd buy a Porche 959 and drive that to the place that I was doing two chicks at one time.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And if it turns disasterous, blame immediately goes on the advice giver.

What a coincidence - that was my law school's motto. Sounds more impressive in Latin.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats why I insist my dates submit to cat scans. Its the only way to ensure they aren't secretly fat.

You could be a cellulite riddled mess and not have a clue. Isn't it scary?

Scary? I may never leave the house again.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes, spanking the cellulite on a 24 yo woman to that of a 35 yo woman is like eating a Chicago thick crust pizza over a Pizza Hut double Cheezy in the Crust number.

Is cottage cheese a pizza topping?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes, spanking the cellulite on a 24 yo woman to that of a 35 yo woman is like eating a Chicago thick crust pizza over a Pizza Hut double Cheezy in the Crust number.

Dissent (even though I have no idea what it means [PP's post, not "dissent"]).

I think cellulite exists at different ages for different people. I've seen young girls with it, and older women without it. Its all the genes, I've heard.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Cellulite is a common term used to describe superficial pockets of trapped fat, which cause uneven dimpling or “orange peel” skin. It appears in 90% of post-adolescent women and is rarely seen in men. Common but not exclusive areas where cellulite is found, are the thighs, buttocks, and the abdomen [Ref. 1]. Contrary to popular belief, cellulite is not related to obesity, since it occurs in overweight, normal, and thin women.

I guess the question is, when does it cause the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

Originally posted by dtb
Scary? I may never leave the house again.

Based on this thread, I am a little nervous about attending Sebbypalooza. I may wait for Sluttapalooza on the next eveing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess the question is, when does it cause the the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

Well, 90% of post-adolescent women are fat, so there's your correlation.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Scary? I may never leave the house again.

Just get yourself a pet scan. I'm sure you'll do fine. The secretly fat have too much cholestrol floating through their veins, impeding brain function, to exercise your attention to grammar. If you find yourself writing Hanklike haiku-write, you'll know its time to lay off the fried cheese and pig's feet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I think mostly that he's in denial about having been used by the wife as a gravy train and free housing. I just wonder if she can implicate him in any of the crimes the boyfried has committed.

This hypo is stupid. No cop is going to arrest this poor sap because as soon as they bring any one of them in, they're gonna know what's up.

There is no advice to give this guy. If he doesn't have common fucking sense enough to boot them both, what the fuck are you going to tell him?

TM