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12-22-2006, 09:01 PM
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#811
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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anyone have
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No exposed vagina......
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12-22-2006, 09:31 PM
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#812
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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I mean, you ordered a burger, fries, and a shake, handed them a buck, and got change!
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well done... Well done indeed (and I'm not even a fan of the song paradies generally).
I'll be tipping a Red Bull and Vodka to you... and everybody else here.
Thanks once again for making this year's toil tolerable.
My best wishes to all of you and your families.
Have the happiest holiday since since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye.
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2. I'm drunk and simply waiting for the next party, but thank you all for making this year less of a disaster than it could have been for me.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-22-2006, 09:59 PM
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#813
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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I mean, you ordered a burger, fries, and a shake, handed them a buck, and got change!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I'm drunk and simply waiting for the next party, but thank you all for making this year less of a disaster than it could have been for me.
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I'm drunk waiting at my desk for the next client call. Woo hoo!! |
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12-22-2006, 11:51 PM
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#814
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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I mean, you ordered a burger, fries, and a shake, handed them a buck, and got change!
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I'm drunk waiting at my desk for the next client call. Woo hoo!!
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Mr. Muggs, this is your client speaking. Go home.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-23-2006, 06:14 AM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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I mean, you ordered a burger, fries, and a shake, handed them a buck, and got change!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I'm drunk and simply waiting for the next party, but thank you all for making this year less of a disaster than it could have been for me.
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I was going to make fun of this until I recalled that Greedy Associates have hooked me up seven times.
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Boogers!
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12-26-2006, 02:34 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Merry Happy and Stuff
Merry Christmas and all that, said Ollie Ramone, enjoying the gifted bottle of Knob Creek, listening to a mix including a fair dose of Los Straitjackets Christmas tunes with some Willie Nelson, a little Johnnie Mathis, and a pinch of Fairytale of New York for good measure, the kids sound asleep at last, and why am I going to work tomorrow, again?
But really. Merry happy to y'all.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-26-2006, 03:25 AM
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#817
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Merry Happy and Stuff
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Merry Christmas and all that, said Ollie Ramone, enjoying the gifted bottle of Knob Creek, listening to a mix including a fair dose of Los Straitjackets Christmas tunes with some Willie Nelson, a little Johnnie Mathis, and a pinch of Fairytale of New York for good measure, the kids sound asleep at last, and why am I going to work tomorrow, again?
But really. Merry happy to y'all.
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Merry really belated christmas to all! Zoo Tycoon 2 (with some expansion packs and downloaded stuff) rocks. My zoo has 4 stars. I am totally buying this when I get back home.
I left my cell phone at the chapel on Christmas Eve. I hope to retrieve it on Boxing Day.
Midway Airport had live music on Friday -- it was kinda nice.
I had to swear in blood to more than 3 people that I would not drive to Mexico alone, so I will either apply for a passport or go elsewhere.
Silk blankets are nice.
I think that is all.
Oh, apparently there may be some god-awful arguments about Israel at dinner tomorrow night. I'm pondering getting sick so I can stay home and play Zoo Tycoon, but I strongly doubt I can get away with it. Woo. Hoo.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-26-2006, 02:25 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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All Quiet On The Western Front
How many people are working today? How many people are the only people working on their entire hallway?
Deck the halls.
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12-26-2006, 02:38 PM
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#819
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How many people are working today? How many people are the only people working on their entire hallway?
Deck the halls.
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I thought of you this weekend. They mentioned Coachella on a website or something.
it is dead as a doornail here.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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12-26-2006, 02:42 PM
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#820
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How many people are working today? How many people are the only people working on their entire hallway?
Deck the halls.
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I am not working. Yet I am checking my e-mail and this site. Because I am obsessive compulsive. And I haven't had nearly enough to drink today.
aV
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There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
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12-26-2006, 02:46 PM
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#821
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How many people are working today? How many people are the only people working on their entire hallway?
Deck the halls.
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Working from home baby!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-26-2006, 03:44 PM
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#822
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How many people are working today? How many people are the only people working on their entire hallway?
Deck the halls.
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In the office, but only barely "working." Pretty quiet around here. I think I'm working today, tomorrow, and a bit on Thursday, then taking a long New Year's. Which is oh-so-rawking when you've got a 2-year old and a 6 -year old.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-26-2006, 03:44 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Working from home baby!
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Lucky for you that you've got a couple days each year you don't have to come in and make face time for The Man.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-26-2006, 03:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by andViolins
I am not working. Yet I am checking my e-mail and this site. Because I am obsessive compulsive. And I haven't had nearly enough to drink today.
aV
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maybe you need a few beers/spiked egg nog/some wine or whatever of choice to take the edge off?
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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12-26-2006, 04:03 PM
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#825
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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All Quiet On The Western Front
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Lucky for you that you've got a couple days each year you don't have to come in and make face time for The Man.
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But, sir, you are the Man.
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